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Winners:

1: GsD45V
http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/8NAi5/want-a-fancy-skulls-key-come-and-get-it-4-steam-keys-remaining#a2nzTd0

2: juanitou
http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/8NAi5/want-a-fancy-skulls-key-come-and-get-it-3-steam-keys-remaining#N1cH2dJ

3: EdgeUHF
http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/8NAi5/want-a-fancy-skulls-key-come-and-get-it-3-steam-keys-remaining#UPz1P3v

4: stefg4815
http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/8NAi5/want-a-fancy-skulls-key-come-and-get-it-2-steam-keys-remaining#Mhhbijx

5: AFRLme for guessing the number! (38)

A story

One day while I was walking down the street, old man came close to me.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He died. The end.

not my story but

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

"For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn."

Don't need a key, though.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady but we would never know because he couldn't stand up ?

Today on the bus , I witnessed a strange scene. My own eyes I saw an older man with a cane gives way to a slim teenager , which I would give up 17 years. The girl sat and watched as the old man at the last minute grabs the handrail when the bus stoped.

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died!
The end.

View attached image.

Once in a blue moon, a guy was walking down the street, when suddenly a girl approached him... and...
Well... less say he got lucky :P

i got 2 out of 20 in my exam today. my best friend laugh at me.

Here's the story of story.

Story, noun, may refer to: a narrative, either true or fictitious, in prose or verse, designed to interest, amuse, or instruct the hearer or reader; a fictitious tale, shorter and less elaborate than a novel; narratives or tales as a branch of literature; the plot or succession of incidents of a novel, poem, drama; a narration of an incident or a series of events or an example of these that is or may be narrated, as an anecdote, joke; a narration of the events in the life of a person or the existence of a thing, or such events as a subject for narration.

One day, I was going to go to bed. I reclined and closed my eyes. After a while I fell asleep. But now the unbelievable part of this store: I slept for over half an hour! That's unbelieveable, isn't it? I can't believe it by myself and I wouldn't trust the person who said that! But I'm not lying! I slept for over half an hour! Half an hour!

meh!

I literally wrote a whole paragraph of a story that happened to me, and then I hit submit and NOTHING SHOWED UP O.O where is my story I'm so sad
edit: re-writing it now

So heres a true story that happened to me one day that my friend will not let me live down. When my friend and I were nine years old we would play at the abandoned Tomato factory across from her house (not inside but the outside property.) Well one day a cop drove by and stopped us, since it was technically trespassing. Now, my mom has had like 4 DUI's on her record, so I grew up afraid of the cops. NOW i'm not, but at the time I was sure I was going to be arrested. So I am panicking, the cop is waiting for an answer, and my friend came up with a convincing lie. It seriously went like this.
Officer: "Why are you guys here. You know this is private property and you guys are breaking a law."
Friend: I'm sorry officer, I just can't find my cat Mittens anywhere (she has no cat mittens). I swear I saw her here last, and I'm really worried"

and by sheer stroke of insane luck, right when she said that, A CAT RAN RIGHT BY US. So without thinking I yelled "MITTENS. MITTENS COME BACK" and I ran away

She had to answer questions for five more minutes and evade the "where is your parents" answer and I hid in the house. Let's just say I'm not proud of that moment and she won't let me live it down xD

Guy is riding a camel through the desert for several months and gets horny so he decides he'll try and make love to his camel, so he gets off his camel and gets behind it. As he's pulling his pants down the camel turns around and looks at him. He thinks, "What am I doing? I can't do this with my camel looking at me!" So he pulls up his pants and continues his journey. Another month passes and again he feels horny, so he tries again. He climbs off the camel and gets behind it. Again, the camel looks at him. Again he says "I can't do it with the camel looking at me." So, he continues his journey. Then on his journey he sees two criminals stealing all the clothes off a woman in the desert, he takes out his sword and kills the criminals. The woman says, "thank you so much for saving me in return I will do ANYTHING you want." The man thinks and says, "Well, there is one thing, could you hold my camel's reins?"

Grr... Potato! Bloody Potato didn't submit > true story.
http://images.esellerpro.com/2141/I/234/91/POT2.jpg

I started typing a story for this event, and wrote for a few minutes straight, while stalling for time with the story above. After typing it all, I realised that the cursor wasn't even on the textbox. This is my story.

Don't you bloody laugh at me...

Skip to 0:53, best story ever told. You will be bored to tears :P

when i was youn i was with my mom in the car and i said "i hope that one day Mr. thief (i was talking Mr to everyone) will steals our car" my mom looked at my and asked why and i response "because then we will buy concrete mixer car"....

i was 5....

My story starts with words: Fancy skulls already in my library... Seems this is The End.

i came here looking for a quick and easy key, seemed that life was not on my side this time,
so that left me wandering, what would be enough?how much of me should i have to show to get what i want? why do we humans always assume we need to show something when someone asks something of us? why cant the awnser to life itself not be.. Here you go dude you got a key?!

There once was a man. Legend said that he had lowest win ratio in steamgifts history. It was 0.04%. Is it true? Did this man really exist? We will never know.

Actually we will,it's me.

Don't want it, I just wanted to post this