CITIZENS OF STEAMGIFTS

THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL

SECRETLY, WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER

DO YOU REMEMBER VODKA THIS?
BECAUSE I DO AND I DECIDED IT'S

TIIIIIIIIIMEEEE

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

SCREAMFEST™ 1.5

IF YOU DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK ON.

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (HENCE 1.5) SO NO CAKE THROWING PLEASE
THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR OWN CAKE

IT'S ALSO NOT STEAMGIFT'S CAPS LOCK DAY (WHICH IS ON MAY 6TH AS DECIDED HERE) BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 SO DON'T HOLD YOUR LUNGS BACK

NOW, FOR SOMETHING ALL OF YOU ARE WAITING FOR BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CLOWN'S SHIT

CHOO CHOO TRAIN

TAKE A SEAT, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR EARLY SIGNS OF FIRE

IF SOME RANDOM JOAO BEAR TAKES YOUR PLACE JUST KICK HIM OUT
OR YOU KNOW, PUT HIM ON YOUR LAP AND SCRATCH HIM BEHIND AN EAR SINCE HE'S A PET NOW

IF YOU FEEL LIKE CONTRIBUTING TO THE SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 THERE'S A RESERVED POST SOMEWHERE BELOW BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO FORGET ABOUT IT

SO, IF YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS... THING, THEN MAKE A GIBAUAY AND POST YOUR LINK IN THE REPLY TO THAT RESERVED COMMENT. I'LL FEATURE YOUR GA BELOW THIS LINE

COMMUNITY GIVEAWAYS:

• Bionic Commando: Rearmed - IgnacioC86
• Totally Fallout 4 - JoaoWho
• Giveaway train - leniu92
• Mortal Fallout 3: The Wild Hunt - Pesmerga

I THINK THAT'S ALL

NOW MOVE ALONG AND START SCREAMING IN THE COMMENTS

OR YOU KNOW, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

LET EVERYONE KNOW SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 IS HAPPENING

SORRY IF I TAKE TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SERVER, CG