Lyrics From Songs You've Misheard

I've had a number of times in my life when the lyrics I've heard are not actually the lyrics being sung and when I've discovered the actual lyrics has changed the emphasis of a song. I wondered if its just me or if other people experience this too? The best example of this is a song called "Me & Bobby McGee". I know this as a Kris Kristofferson (who wrote it) song, although I think the most famous version is sung by Janis Joplin (which changes the female reference to a male)

What I thought the lyrics were

One day miscellaneous Lord, I let her slip away
She's lookin' for that home, and I hope she finds it

The actual lyrics are:

One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let her slip away
She's lookin' for that home, and I hope she finds it

Me & Bobby McGee

which changes the emphasis of the song from some vague, hazy recollection to something much more personal.

Does anyone else have any examples of lyrics they'd misheard?