Anyway, happy birthday, jbond.
All the best for the future, which is long and bright when you're 19,
since it's not the long and tedious job search of the 20s,
running exhaustedly in the rat race of the 30s,
inevitable career burnout of the 40s,
health problems of the 50s,
and waiting for the bucket to kick of the 60s and beyond!
Uh, what I'm trying to say is, try and have some fun, alright.
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T-thanks I guess?
backs away slowly
Kidding, thank you very much for the birthday wishes and the reading of my future, Kukeemon!
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JBOND YOU'RE ONLY 19?? I DIDN'T KNOW
Anyway. Happy Birthday!
Pizza > alcohol!
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Happy birthday jbond! I really didn't know you were 19! :P
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Happy Birthday to you, Dovahkiin!! ☺ ♪♪♫ ♯♪ ♫ ♯♫ ♫♫
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Screw drinking. Pizza all the way.
Happy birthday, jbond. :D
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Happy Birthday!
JBOND YOU'RE ONLY 19?? I DIDN'T KNOW
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Happy birthday, baby dragon!
I've roamed this world and didn't die.
Weird... I remember a certain nest used as a pillow...
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I have a feeling this will never die and haunt me for the rest of my life.
I swear, if this becomes a Steamgifts meme...
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Happy bday jbond, I'll drink one for you tonight :D
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Drem Yol Lok, jbondguy. :)
I mean.
Nope, I don't know how to say happy birthday in dragontongue.
Skyrim only taught me how to greet other dragons.
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Wait, you're saying you're a Dragon then?
Drem Yol Lok Tumalu.
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The worlds first dragonborn wolf perhaps. :P
Though I should watch what I say.
Wouldn't want to set you on fire, now.
I never understood the lore behind that though. From what I gather, Dragons are misunderstood. They're trying to say hi to humans, but they end up setting their homes on fire. Maybe I'm missing something. Maybe I'm thinking too much. :P
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JBOND ONLY DIDN'T?? KNOW I 19 YOU'RE
Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday! 19 is allowed to drink in Canada? So much more progressive than the US! :P
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Seems so, at least in my province. It varies from province to province, so not all of Canada. :P
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Happy B-Day jbond!
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Now this! This, is the post I shall reserve for after reading! Yes! Prepare your dragons!
I totally knew you're 19.
Giiiibs, woop!
Booo, your $15 are gonna get old and they'll be mad you never used them.
A big fucking massive NO PROBLEM.
We love you too! <3
Yeah, no. You're not going anywhere without your birthday toast. takes out vodka ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's Polish vodka, you'll like it. :> Now go order that pizza.
Anyways... so yeah.
HAPPY DRAGON BIRTHDAY!
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No booze, no vodka! JUST GIMME THAT FUCKIN' PIZZA!
...Damn, that could make a good song. Maybe Rap.
No booze, no vodka!
All I ever wanted was a fuckin' pizza!
I'm hungry, not thirsty!
If I don't get my pizza I'm gonna go CRAZY!
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Like blazin'
Amazin'
Pizza is really what I need
Salami
Not raisins
Don't leave me, pizza, or I'll bleed
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Gotta have that salami,
Choose the bread, please no Paganini
All I ever wanted was this damn pizza
Eatin' that pizza was my fuckin' destiny
But I fucked up yo, that's the reality
So fuck that pizza, guess I'll just go play some Forza
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Like a Borgia, yo
And his Italian deserts
I just ate some pizza and my belly hurts
Taking screenshots in the Arkham Knight
Pizza on my plate, looking really alright
I take another bite
Boom, I died
BITCH
drops mic, walks out
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...Well, okay, not THAT extraordinary.
Anyways, today (September the 4th) celebrates the 19th year I've roamed this world and didn't die. \o/
(inb4 "JBOND YOU'RE ONLY 19?? I DIDN'T KNOW" comments)
So, without further delay, let's get this thing rollin'.
Jbond's Extraordinary Birthday Thread
V - GIVEAWAYS BELOW - V
BitPack
Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition
Shadowgrounds Survivor
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
ORION: Prelude
Mountain
Spate
Left in the Dark: No One on Board
Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol
Alter World
Tales of Maj'Eyal
Driftmoon
Shot In The Dark
Yumsters 2: Around the World
Data Hacker: Initiation
Additional contribution:
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director's Cut from Petronic (thanks a lot!)
That's a total of 15 bundled games giveaways. Not bad. Not good, but not bad. I really wished to give away at least one unbundled game, but alas, I couldn't get anything for cheap enough that it wouldn't kill my wallet.
(Okay, fine, I'm just greedy. I do have around $15 in my wallet and I didn't use it. Happy now? ;_;)
I'd like to do a short and cheesy speech before we finish.
ahem
People of Steamgifts. A big, fucking massive THANK YOU to all of you.
Steamgifts and its community keeps me rocking and going, and you've helped me many times. When I felt depressed, you cheered me up. When I felt sad, you made me laugh. You've helped me these past years, and I wish I could show my gratitude more but you'll just have to take my word for it when I say that - Steamgifts, thank you for being the awesome community you are.
Thank you to the forum users, the SG chat regulars, the nice members of multiple groups (thank you TAP Gaming for supporting my giveaway thread), and the great support members here on Steamgifts who keep things running regardless of how tough things are with the lack of support to handle everything.
End of the cheesy speech.
Now let's get drunk. ◕‿◕
Kidding, I'm not into alcohol. Let's get pizza instead.
Anyways... so yeah. Enjoy the small giveaways I've created for the Steamgifts birthday giveaways tradition, and see you all again next year for my next birthday giveaway thread.
(PS: The mysterious thread from yesterday was a hint about this thread. :3)
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