The Glorious Game of Generosity - For those who just want to post real game keys

Thanks :D

Thanks took 1 ea

DAMMIT i missed out since i didn't have desura installed currently i was looking forward to thatt game gimbal well congrats to whoever got them!

Thank you for Adventure Apes

thanks for the apes

I am Funny, I am a joke!

My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer, love this one.

A man walks into a bar. That must have hurt :/

A woman in her twenties sees a large black man walking by and decides to flirt with him. “So is it true what they say about black guys?” He responds, “Sure is.” Then he punched her in the face and stole her purse.

Confucius say: Man who walks around with a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day long.

the funniest joke i know is octoshark ;D

I respect the person who let girls into the army. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

(P+L)(A+N) = PA+PN+LA+LN

I just foiled your plan!

......( God I hope OP is a nerd. >.< )

Man gets pulled over by the police.

"Sir have you been drinking?"

"Yes. 7 beers, 5 shots of tequila and about 4 glasses of wine."

"I'm going to ask you to take this breathalizer test."

"What! You don't believe me?"

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A: "What are you shaking for, she's going to eat me!"

i have another one, "you know that guy who got cut off his left leg and left arm, he is all right now"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Old ones:
Number 2 said to 9:
You're bigger but aren't 2 XD

A dog had 3 legs, tryed to pee and falled.

Everything is passager, unless you're the driver.

When is the best time to go to a dentist?

Why does a woodpecker have a beak ?
So she would not bang her head in the tree

There were a bike with 2 bitches running above, suddenly, DVXC falls! xD

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Answer: "Bison"

lol

Haha yeah I get it ;) Very clever. I do like an intelligent joke.

Your plan is too simplified.

thanks for blackwell deception(:

Troll detected kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I didn't win! D'oh!

COME! ON!

a key to rule them all xD

HAD YOU POSTED THAT JOKE EARLIER YOU'D HAVE WON OMG.

Oh boy.

Nice... just say.. which games? :D

This changes the rules...

GRID 2 or Skyrim. Or Penny

That Pi thing you linked earlier.

HIB link

Troll :))

Don't starve

Screamer. Or DOTA 2

It will be the only key in history to be redeemed by 2 people at the same milisecond. Will Steam crash?

LIER

Does not work, invalid it says

It took me to http://www.omfgdogs.com/

You have no idea how happy you've made me.

nice

http://www.hristu.net/

This is fantastic.

not working..

all invalid, bad user, BAD

Not working :(

I had fun with the keys.

Douche bag

16

oh god

Nobody likes rick rolls.

hello

dude that's trippy.

i prefer jazz : http://belarr.com/bakercat/

I got Blackwell, thanks :D

fuuuu

fuuu... what did i miss ?

Yup it wasn't working. It didn't say it's already used, just nor working.

I can wait.

You will die.

LOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO

I bet it's something daft like Skyrim

Let me guess is it omfdogs?

i came back with a time machine,it's dota 2

Thanks for the drops! now.... STEAM TIME! (?

are they used keys? (dont understand)

too hard

any hint?

thanks! i took my time when writing it, but i managed to grab it.

edit: it was fairy bloom freesia

damn... too late

Thanks for Razor2

damn

and again...

Thanks for Razor 2 :)

Nine seconds, and already too late~