I'm on a quest - can YOU help?

The Steam winter achievements have not been so kind to me as they have been to many. Across 43 earned achievements (so far), I've earned a smattering of coupons for already-inexpensive games. Beyond that, though, I've also gotten 8 Valve coupons.

Something about this ridiculous struck a nerve. I have a need, now, for more. Trading with my friends got me 4 extras. If you have Valve coupons that you're not going to use, let it be known that I want them! Add me on Steam and send me the chaff of your inventory, and I'll be happy to entertain you with screenshots of my ridiculous inventory and/or a letter to Gaben asking what to do with all those coupons.

To reiterate: I don't want anything that you actually do want. If you have an actual game or something that's of use to you, please feel free to redeem it for yourself, put it up on SteamGifts, or do as you like. If, though, you've got coupons that you have absolutely no use for (especially Valve coupons,) I want them! I will suffer the collective burden of terrible coupons for everyone!

EDIT: An hour in and I'm up to over 100 valve coupons and 200 coupons total! Gonna keep this Steam train a-rollin'!

EDIT2: Two hours - 150+ valve coupons and 320+ total coupons! Choo choo!

AND AGAIN: 375... things are slowing down, but I don't want it to end like this. I press onward!

4(75) is how many I'm up to, 5 hours in! Does Steam have an inventory limit? Let's find out!

If there is an inventory limit, it's not 500! Who knew?

1/2: Almost up to ONE THOUSAND coupons!