Thirteen year old tries to steal Steam Password. Fails hilariously!
br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What’s ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes :)
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don’t even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well…
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don’t know how you go this MSN account name, don’t really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you’ll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I’m putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS: :(
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I’m going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS: m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You’re doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You’ll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit : Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don’t work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i’m only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.

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Thank you for linking to a site that takes a year to load.

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Like Steamgifts doesn't take an assload of time to load sometimes.

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Loaded up fine for me.

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WAIT A SECOND IM 14 AND I KNOW U R LYING!!! cos u cant talk to someone wen you r logged off, oh dam, got u gooood. beat that buddy, bring IT on!!! (was talking to the person who created the thread)

br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
GregValveOLS: k
GregValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit : Greg
GregValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
GregValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
GregValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don’t work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
GregValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
GregValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
GregValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i’m only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
GregValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.

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What.

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wat im tryin to say is that u cant use steam chat wen u r logged off.

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You realise the conversation was supposed to have happened on MSN, right?

.__.

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oh, woops

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rtard

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Stop typing.

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Nice wall.

O_O

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fixed

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So much win.

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good job :)

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Me gusta

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I feel torn.

It is not good to basically block him out of his account, even if he tried to steal yours. But on the other hand, this is like a perfect sketch. And it would be a awesome win, if it wasn't over a kid. Then again, it is still pretty nifty (and thus still hold a certain level in awesomeness ;)) how he basically turned the whole story around on the kid, who fell oblivious for his own trap.

And though he is a kid, I don't feel that sorry for him. He knew he was doing something wrong and bad, but he still did it. But when it happens to him, he panics? sighs He probably won't learn from it, but hopefully he will be scared off from account stealing and impersonating for some time.

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CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holy Snap. "Go mow some yards, bitch" Epic quote.

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well this is funny and all but that poor kid. give his account back to him LOL

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How can someone be that stupid...

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13yo

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They're not all absolute fucktards. Most, but not all.

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EPIC!

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Troll a troll.Classic.

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Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh

Lmfao, serves him right.

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i laughed and laughed and laughed and choked on my drinks :D best thing ever

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While you may infer some consequences, +1 Internet. You earned it.

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10/10

Would read again.

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Epic :D

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i would love to do this to scammers sadly i only ever get to troll them on steam, and if i did i would get my account banned:(

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Wow, so stupid it hurts! Seriously, being 13(if he really IS 13) is NOT an excuse for THAT. Even a 7 year old wouldn't fall for that...

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Unforetunately being this stupid is normal for teenagers these days. The future is not looking very bright as it will be a world run by a generation of retards.

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He falls for his own move. facepalm

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this has been posted before...old news

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I remmeber reading it before but it's good news to some.

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1/10,

Wouldn't reccomend to friends

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This is almost certainly a staged conversation. 'Greg's username changes in the second to last entry.

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read it from the link provided. It doesn't change as far as I can tell. Just some copy/paste fail

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This is awesome :D I mean, seriously, how can you be so stupid to fall for your own way to scam people?

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Lawl. Is this true? Btw, that means u just scammed him his account? XD

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Closed 12 years ago by PomstaZLesa.