Forgive me (the Official Cookie Clicker thread) (version 1.036)

My easy guide to cheating the cookies achievement without actually cheating too much!

Open the javascript console of your browser (for Chrome: press F12 and then click console, for other browsers: google it :D)
Note your cookies baked (all time) in the stats tab.
Now pick a number higher then that (2 times as much should work)

Add this line into the console:
Game.cookiesEarned -= X; (replace X with your number)
Note how your total earned cookies goes into the negatives, this is intended.

After you get the achievement, insert this into the console
Game.cookiesEarned += X; (Use the exact number you used before)

This returns your cookies earned back to normal, so your end result is completely legit.

Edit: Changed 10 times to 2 times, less likely to fuck up stats then.

this shouldn't be addicting

Anyone know what the hell I am missing? http://i.imgur.com/pWRY9f8.jpg

"Forgive me..."

...NO!

dafuq is milk

Why is there an achievement for cheating!? This doesn't make sense.

Played Cookie Clicker for like ... a week. Solid. Then was over it, so decided to write something awesome. Behold!

Does anyone know what the achievement after "A world filled with cookies" is? I couldn't find it in the achievement list above.

dammit... got Uncanny Clicker on a new incognito tab, but can't manage it on my main tab :(
@125,786,244CpS (closed the window for like a day once, and sold everything twice)

After some bunch of cookie stat modding, I finally cleared all the achievements and have gotten all the upgrades. Blame me if you want. I don't care what you say.

Wow, epic update today.

It says I have 50/54 upgrades unlocked, but there aren't anymore available for me to buy. Do I have to do something to get the other ones available? Here is my current list of upgrades.

it doesn't work for me sadly! on chrome nor firefox

Oh so this is from where Obama and Putin get the cookies! :D

I think its getting more laggy with every update. Not sure if only me.

(Missed golden cookies : 12)

Can't look at that shit all the time :D

Here's a better achievement listing.

anyone know what the last achievement is? The "???"

Updated list of achievements!

This time with better formatting

Last achievement is much easier than you think. Hint: milk stays at the same level from the bottom of the screen when resizing. The cookie does not.

Edit: Appearantly there is a wiki now clicky
It includes a list of the achievements too, so I'll stop making these pastebins with them

I might still throw out hints or maybe even update the wiki when I feel like it

Anybody got all 54 upgrades? I am missing 2

Eventually used cheats to get some achivements.
It'd just take forever to buy 200 cursors and 100 time machines.
Got everything else legit and I'm planning to get 1,000,000,000 cps achivement legit too. But I'll need more updates for that.

The 101th time machine costs 144,976,967,902,966. That alone is about half of what I got legit since the beginning.
Think 100 time machines are just too unrealistic to get it patiently.

NOOOOOO! COOKIES DIED :<

The game just resetted itself. Is this supposed to be happen with the new update?

Did we hug the server too hard?

Why is my milk raspberry juice?

We killed the server :(