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Noctis149

Somebody make a Skyrim Giveaway.
I DEMAND IT!

EDIT
It's closed now. Whether you hated, solved the puzzle, trolled along or banned me - Thanks for participating!

12 years ago*

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SkumbagNzl

Leech warming... ENGAGING SUPER NOZZLE MODE

But seriously.. you have NO gifts given at all, and here you come demanding free stuff?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!

12 years ago
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Raiden

AGREED

Here's skyrim though

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arronasu

:-D

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HillaryClinton

lolol

12 years ago
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QuintSakugarne

Best. Skyrim. Giveaway. Ever.

12 years ago
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balisticaL

The giveaway is now closed. No entries were received, and therefore, no winners will be announced. LOL

12 years ago
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Zomby
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Great, now I only need to fire up the DeLorean and enter before the giveaway ends.

12 years ago
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QuintSakugarne

Wait...that says leech warming...why are you microwaving leeches?

12 years ago
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Noctis149

It's obvious. He wonders how they taste. He plans to find out.

12 years ago
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Stieltjes

Here you go.

12 years ago
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Agafaba

Thanks for Skyrim.

12 years ago
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FrozenEagle

you first

12 years ago
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LordRoyale

You know what? Screw you. I fucking hate assholes like you.

You joined months ago, took part in countless give aways and won a total of 5 so far.

And you gave NOTHING in return. You can jolly well go to hell.

12 years ago
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GoldenLiar

+1

12 years ago
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dys

inb4 it was a puzzle giveaway

12 years ago
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Noctis149

The only puzzling thing in this thread is your Giveaways Created / Giveaways Won ration. Is someone feeling jealous?

12 years ago
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jackofhats

"Giveaways Created / Giveaways Won ration"

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Noctis149

I DEMAND THAT RATION. It tastes better than Rose's homecocking.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

4 hours and no one noticed that. I am disappoint.

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Hichigo

I did. Get used to such, after Yatterman's posts everywhere, which always includes penises and cunts, it might be left with no attention.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Rose's homecocking DDEMANDS attention.

12 years ago
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QuintSakugarne

From King Dedede?

12 years ago
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Noctis149

No, from Metal Gear Solid 2. Raiden complains to Snake that Rose's (his girlfriend) homecocking tastes worse than a military ration.

12 years ago
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Raiden

+1
great memory

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Noctis149

It's quite easy to remember some of those codec conversations. They were quite humorous.

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jackofhats

What's a NERD?

12 years ago
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Avisara

+1

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Noctis149

I'm there already. It's kind of hot and uncomfortable. I NEED Skyrim to keep my mind busy.

12 years ago
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LordRoyale

Post a video of yourself having intercourse with a dog. Preferably anal intercourse with a male dog. I will gift it to you FOC.

Remember to clearly indicate your forum name throughout the video to prevent cheating.

12 years ago
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QuintSakugarne

You are now on Rick Santorum's moral terrorism watchlist.

12 years ago
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wbarton

"Moral terrorism"?

Is this a thing now?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think I might be a terrorist.

12 years ago
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jackofhats

Unless you win!

Then you're a freedom fighter.

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defiantBlaze

Someone hurt your feelings?

Too bad.

People don't give shit in return. Nobody does. We don't need to give shit to people just because we get shit from other people.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

Of course. It's called leeching and it is not against the rules. And you are overthinking things. This is a trolling thread.

12 years ago
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TreadLife

I am disappoint.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

It's all your fault! You pushed me over the edge!

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sN1pz0r

You was was pushed over the edge to post this thread? lol.... okay//////

12 years ago
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Noctis149

I am not as a horrible person as you think I am. I am worse.

12 years ago
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mouwen

yet another puzzle giveaway?

12 years ago
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Hichigo

Thanks for the Skyrim... demanding!

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Noctis149

Nobody will mind. It's not begging. IT'S DEMANDING.

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Avisara

Why don't you type your ungrateful ass over to the Steam store and buy your own fucking copy.
No one caters to demanding assholes like you.
This is STEAMGIFTS, not STEAMDEMANDS.

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QuintSakugarne

I DEMAND SKYRIM, WORLD PEACE, AND THE RESURRECTION OF MICHAEL JACKSON.

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Avisara

Well, in that case, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THE LAST 2! @_@

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Shifted

Someone kidnap that basketball player for this guy...

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Hichigo

There's nothing in FAQ/rules of SG against demanding

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QuintSakugarne

Come to think of it, there's no rule against threatening people to give you stuff either. Maybe next time, I should try getting Skyrim by holding several users and the SteamGifts servers hostage.

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Noctis149

Thanks for the idea. Hijacking this before I get banned.

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jackofhats

What would you threaten them with?

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QuintSakugarne

Uh...uh...um......

......I know!

I shall...

POKE THEM WITH SOFT CUSHIONS!

THAT'S RIGHT. I'M EVEN GOING TO POKE THE SERVERS WITH SOFT CUSHIONS!

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jackofhats

HAVE AT YOU

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Avisara

:D

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QuintSakugarne

You forgot to cue "Dance of Illusions" from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

12 years ago
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FUTURE10S

NO! The Japanese-only arcade game rendition of Illusionary Dance with the awesome latin lyrics. :D

12 years ago
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Noctis149

I could tie them up and have them watch something. Something unpleasant. Oh, the possibilities. Especially lokonopa, I'll make him suffer!

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QuintSakugarne

Make them watch Space Thunder Kids.

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Hichigo

I will tie Yatterman up, put matches in his eyes and will force him to watch the whole two seasons of MLP in a row. Demands? 100 copies of Secret of the Magic Crystals. This site needs them.

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Noctis149

I remember how he said "The only mistake here is your avatar" in "that" thread. What you plan to do would make him suicidal. I approve. I also dislike MLP.

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TreadLife

That escalated quickly.

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Avisara

xD +1

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Raiden

Wow wtf

o_O

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TreadLife

That's how you make an entrance!

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Selles

this thread is pretty lol, good luck getting a copy.

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Noctis149

Why is there no more flaming!? I DEMAND MORE FLAMING!

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Hichigo

Why is there no more Skyrim demanding!? I DEMAND MORE SKYRIM DEMANDING!

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Noctis149

I DEMAND SKYRIM!

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Zomby
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You're such a small thinker... I DEMAND THE WHOLE STEAM CATALOG! I even pronmise to not ask for any other game after that.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

This one is strong with the troll spirit.

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QuintSakugarne

I can do better.

I demand every console game ever created.

INCLUDING Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill.

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wbarton

Don't forget E.T.!

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CHTonRage

I can beat you there.
I demand all the PC and console games.
I also demand the best of each PC and console.

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Tzell

I demand more Skyrim demanding!

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Stieltjes

I DEMAND SKYRIM!!!!!1111!!!1111!ONEONEONE!!2

Satisfied?

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Tzell

Why yes, yes I am :D

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MatheusCRO

HM this was tricky but i got it... The skyrim thanks for

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sebag

there already is one, but it is a group Giveaway :P

12 years ago
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helixx

[removed]

12 years ago
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BrutoDetestsDT

Why have you reported a link to a still open private givaway? Don't you know the rules?

"Do not link or distribute private giveaway URL's unless expressly asked to do so."

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Noctis149

You got it all wrong. I want someone to make a private Skyrim giveaway only for me. That way I get both Skyrim and increase my win/lose ratio.

12 years ago
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CorneliousJD

Oh, you mean like this?, you're welcome.

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Hichigo

I see what you guys did there... sometime ago

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CorneliousJD

When it first came out, yes. ;)

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Noctis149

Ok, it seems some of you have started to understand. Believe it or not someone just contacted me. They didn't have Skyrim but gave me DOTA 2. I accepted their tribute, for the time being. I suggest you follow their example. If my DEMANDS are not satisfied I will unleash my Army of Ponies upon you!!!

12 years ago
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Hichigo

It's true, we are preparing for war.

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Matsuni

umadbro?

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Noctis149

That giveaway is too crowed for my tastes. One entry - my own - is the most I would consider adequate.

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Danych

I made.

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Hichigo

The link via PM to me or never happened.

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C0rn3j

Someone get me his head, I DEMAND IT!

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Noctis149

Noctis149 commands you: use that swords of yours and deliver me your head on a Skyrim Retail case.

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HaapaE

The amount of begging is too damn high!

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lokonopa

Please don't bother creating a support ticket, your ban will not be lifted.

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Noctis149

Back to trolling! Please leave your post as is.

12 years ago
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Yatterman

What a not nice thing to say.

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lokonopa

You have been warned.

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Yatterman

I love you.

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Noctis149

Okay, I'll take a step back. It seems Skyrim is in short supply this time of the year so I will now also accept Counter Strike: Global Offensive. I've had success trading one of those for 120 euro worth of games once. And before you ask, yes the illusive Half Life 3 will do fine as well, thank you.

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QuintSakugarne

I want Half-Life 3 Illusive Edition too!

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Noctis149

Get out of here beggar! I'll make sure you swifty meet your end under a ban-hammer.

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QuintSakugarne

Okay, fine. I don't want it anymore. I now DEMAND Half-Life 3 Illusive Edition!

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Noctis149

Get out of here thread-hijacker! I'll make sure you swifty meet your end under a ban-hammer.

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Noctis149

One does not simply troll in the forums.

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Jonex

One simply has nothing better to do with his life.

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Noctis149

That's the spirit! More hating please. It amuses me.

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Jonex

You know I'm right, do the community a favour and grow up. Life's too short to waste it being a troll.

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Noctis149

A lot of people thanked for this. Nothing wrong with being troll. I mean it's not like I've been banned or anything because of it :P

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Jonex

There's everything wrong with being a troll. The whole purpose of a troll is to annoy other people, in this case you're lying to the community about a giveaway that doesn't exist. Cmon, have some decency for the mature members.

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Noctis149

Mature members have liked this thread. Other mature members have not. Either is fine. A mature member would approach any Skyrim giveaway with skeptisism. Some would be true others fake. But there is no way to know. A very "serious", mature member wouldn't bother playing puzzles in the first place. No one is forcing anyone to do anything. Trolling can be fun for either side if done right. Excessive whining cannot. Spoiling cannot. Lets leave it there.

12 years ago
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Noctis149

If you somehow didn't notice, this is a puzzle giveaway. 13 entries so far and 23 hours left.

12 years ago
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DarkShinigami

pics or didnt happen that can easily be lied about(joking)

would it be possible to give a hint? im dumbfounded

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Noctis149
  1. It's all or nothing
  2. The comments are full of trolling from me and other users.
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Hichigo

That's true.

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Noctis149

/3. The pony above managed to solve this in less than 30 seconds. It's that easy!

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Hichigo

I smell Skyrim giveaways from over than 9000 miles away and able to crack even the toughest troll defence ever existed. One pony army of steamgifts.

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Noctis149

You may say so but you missed the "Queen of Trolls" iGreen's "that" Skyrim giveaway did you not? You do not meet your specifications, defective pony. I want a refund!

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TreadLife

Notice is for the weak.

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