"Plus, I think the true jerks don't visit the forum. :)"
Nope, I'm right here!
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I am a jerk! I entered this ga http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/vUAWY/beat-hazard-mega-bundle even though I only need the shadow ops dlc (which I actually want quite a bit!!) :P
I am also not a jerk because I thank people for keys I didn't get, so do I get both ga's? :P
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If any of these sound familiar, simply write I would like to enter the Jerkfest. And state the reason(s) you qualify. :)
If you want to join the Jerkfest Consolation Prize giveaway chain, simply write "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." and state the reason(s) you qualify. :)
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i'll try my luck and state that I would like to try for both the Jerkfest and Consolation Prizes then, up to you to decide which one ;P
Jerkfest:
Consolation:
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest.
I am guilty of:
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Also, what if I fit the criteria for both the Jerkness and Consolation Prize?
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Oh I thought this was a thread where we'd come to jerk it. Well... guess I'll put the lube away then :(
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I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes because I have failed to meet the above examples to be a jerk and I thanked people even when I lost a giveaway(no bots). Plus, I have played games that I have won, not for the cards, but because I actually enjoyed the games since I only enter for games I'd want to play. Lastly, I created a small forum event.
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I qualify for both xDD
I got suspended for begging :c, but i didnt Dx
But then again i gave away more games that i won lel. and played the games i won x3
So i would like to enter for the consolation prize please :D "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." xD
Thanks :D
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it was one of those store miss price thingys and a bunch of people were grabbing Dead Rising 3 keys for nothing, and i didnt and jokinly said, maybe they should make some giveaways xD, and got banned for that xD
Im not complainning tough, its allright xD
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"I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes."
I've created entertaining puzzles that are possible to solve with enough Google Fu. I also gave away Fortix after receiving a copy from a giveaway, and I've never used Idle Master (SAM yes, but Idle Master no)
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I have:
But I also
In the end. I'm more of a jerk :D
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest
I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes
unfortunally, im a known jerk?!
(if i really need to state 1 exemple) - Going into a thread of a religious holiday, trying to show them how religion is BS
and i qualify for the consolation too, i already gave 2/3 small games before i had them on my account
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I have one for you. I needed to create a non-bundle giveaway for one of my groups to improve my ratio (you were a member too) and bought UNepic, but after creating the giveaway, you create a thread here saying that UNepic should be added to the bundle list since it was on a bundle 2 years ago, the game got added to the list and my giveaway no longer qualified as non-bundle so I decided to delete it. And to make it worst you got kicked out the following days for leeching. I know you did nothing wrong besides leeching, but at least I can help you today to enter the Jerkfest.
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Dam, I've never used Idle master, don't have a blacklist, used to be thankful on group and private giveaways, didn't leaked even a single private giveaway link... but I've deleted several running giveaways, created by mistake. Am I evil or good?
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i qualify for both...I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes because i always say thanks in giveaways, and already gave away games but still havent won anything D: I would also like to enter the Jerkfest because the games are bundled, i had never read the FAQ, and i hate not beeing able to go above 30.00 CV for bundle games!! ( and i dont speak english very well...)
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I am not sure that I would be in a group that would have me as a member. ROFL
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i'm a bit confused. if you mean "Won a bunch of great games but never played any of them?", i'm sure i don't qualify for the jerkfest. but i have some wins i didn't play yet. so maybe i qualify? but on the other side my most played game is from steamgifts. isn't that a negative point to qualify? yup, i'm confused.
and if you mean "Won some great games, and actually played all of them?", i don't even qualify for the consolation prize either. but wait... i guess "Got some achievements playing those trading card games you won, instead of using Idle Master for the free cards?" comes to the rescue. i've even 100%'ed some of my wins. so... uhh... yeah... .-.
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I qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway, because
-i say thank you, most of the time when entering. everytime i win something.
-i don't meet any Jerkfest behavior.
-i made an easy puzzle, a long time ago and it drove some people crazy.
-i don't idle any game, except if it sucks or unplayable.
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I would like to enter the Jerkfest, I qualify because... well,
Won a bunch of great games but never played them... Won a mountain of games, and given away zero...
Does that mean I'm a jerk x2? Is it too late to confess my sins to Lord GabeN for salvation?
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I want to enter the jerkfest o_o/
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Hello everyone, just got home so I'll be handing out the prizes soon... :) A big thank you to everyone who played, hope you had fun! :) I know I had fun... :)
To anyone who didn't win a prize, I'll find something for you, don't worry! :)
If anyone's curious to know what they missed:
JERKFEST:
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/1wum48DY
CONSOLATION PRIZE:
http://www.itstoohard.com/puzzle/29C2Q24v
To anyone who played and felt disappointed... I said this was just bundle leftovers, but: I always say that, and it's always a lie. :)
Any Jerkfest people who reached the "final" giveaway, and saw:
Well, that was fun! Hope you enjoyed the chance to win some bundle leftovers, fellow jerks! :) And never forget:
He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy. :)
Next time, look at the URL on that rickroll smiley, ok? :) This isn't a puzzle, this is easy mode. Free stuff! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&trololo=6c3353486e
trololo=6c3353486e ???
6c3353486e = l3SHn
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/l3SHn/ = DayZ
And any Consolation Prize people who reached the "last" giveaway and saw:
Sorry, ran out of bundle games, nice people! :)
Umm, this is easy guys. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM&trololo=SWo4VFg=
trololo=SWo4VFg= ???
SWo4VFg= = Ij8TX
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Ij8TX/ = Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Extra Special non-jerky thanks to bananarepublic and xKomachi who found the Shadow of Mordor giveaway but refused to enter since it was on my wishlist. Jerks! :) I'll find some way to repay you! :)
Original stuff below:
Note: Be sure to read the whole thing, because if you're not a jerk you qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway chain! :)
There are so many generous people here in the Steamgifts forum. To mention only a few recent examples:
DeltaBladeX created a Halloween giveaway event (plus countless others!)
Grauntgar made a Thanksgiving giveaway event.
IndaHoodz started an Insurgency Key Drop which unexpectedly became a Beggarfest/Blacklistfest :)
Khalaq made a Thankfest.
And currently, I see Tragikos is inviting people to another Simultaneous Giveaways group.
Sadly, I'm not one of those. I used to make puzzles, but haven't done any in ages. And if you ever looked at those puzzles, you know I'm a complete jerk. So I thought, hmm... :)
How about some giveaways for my fellow jerks? Any current or former jerks may apply. Here are some examples of how you might qualify... :)
Still haven't read the Steamgifts FAQ after two years?
Won a mountain of games, and given away zero?
On dozens of blacklists but can't figure out why?
Suspended for begging?
Spammed the forum with your referral links?
Tried to give away a region-restricted price glitch game?
Never thanked someone for buying a game, even after you won their giveaway?
Thought Steamgifts was the proper place to make your trade offers?
Cheated on/spoiled someone's forum puzzle?
Won something you didn't actually want, so you tried to regift it?
Scammed multiple copies of games from IGN Prime?
Complained about your $1 bundle junk not giving you $100 CV?
Asked why you haven't received that game you won 15 minutes ago?
Created giveaways but never sent the gifts to the winners?
Kicked from a giveaway group because you leeched a bunch of games and never gave anything back?
Tried to give away free stuff by calling it something else?
Won a bunch of great games but never played them?
Asked people to send you paypal/keys/games/metal/whatever for a chance to win something?
Idle Mastered your wins for the trading cards, and never played the games?
Entered all the expensive "Complete Pack/GOTY" giveaways because you were missing some cheap DLC?
Robo-commented something like Thank you very much for the chance to win this great game :D in every giveaway you entered? :)
(suggested by limathompson) Used Easy Steamgifts to auto join and auto comment every giveaway?
Or did you do something so jerky it didn't even occur to me to list it? :)
If any of these sound familiar, simply write I would like to enter the Jerkfest. And state the reason(s) you qualify. :) I will add you on Steam to give the URL for the start of the Jerkfest giveaway chain.
Note: Since this is a Jerkfest, the games are all bundle leftovers, and none of them have trading cards. :) Sorry! :)
Sadly, not everyone here on Steamgifts is a jerk. If you don't qualify for the Jerkfest, you qualify for the Consolation Prize giveaway chain! :) If you're not sure, here are some examples of non-jerk behaviour:
Did you carefully check the examples of qualifying Jerkfest behaviour, and fail to meet any of them? :)
Are you/were you a Steamgifts Admin/Moderator/Support/whatever person?
Thanked someone who gave away a game, even when you didn't win?
Gave away some games, before you even won any yourself?
Drove us insane with your puzzles?
Won some great games, and actually played them?
Made one of those helpful forum topics that saved us all hours of searching?
Created a fun event?
Got some achievements playing those trading card games you won, instead of using Idle Master for the free cards?
Or did you do something so non-jerky I couldn't even imagine it? :)
If you want to join the Jerkfest Consolation Prize giveaway chain, simply write "I would like to try for the Jerkfest Consolation Prizes." and state the reason(s) you qualify. :) I will add you on Steam to give the URL for the start of the Consolation Prize giveaway chain.
Note 1: Since I am a cheapskate, these are all bundle leftovers too. :) But they all have trading cards! :)
Note 2: In the true spirit of this Jerkfest I will also give you the URL for the start of the Jerkfest giveaway chain, so try for those too! :) Make sure no undeserving jerk wins them! :)
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