Make no attempt to solve it.

  1. One day I woke up to realize I was still dreaming.
  2. 2 plus to makes X.
  3. All your points are belong to me.
  4. I’m fine. In base phor.
  5. Hello! This is the part where I troll you.


PS: The reward for the completion of this test is not cake, Fortix, Horrid Henry or Secret of the Magic Crystals. In other words, it is clearly not worth your effort and, to top it off, it is only for contributors. Don’t try it. You have 2 weeks to successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test.

Not-hints

Since this test is impossible hints can't help you solve it. So I present to you the not-hints. They will not help you solve it either and, in fact, will make your life even worse, somehow.

  1. This test is actually harder for those that are good with encodings. Why would that be the case? Because they take the wrong approach to solving it.
  2. Be punctual, pay attention to detail and always remember that this test is impossibru.
  3. None of their games have it.
  4. Fillers suck and don't serve a purpose, that is why it is best to ignore them. Likewise, if something doesn't serve a purpose it is filler.
  5. They are mine and I won't give them to you. They will remain safe in my Potato Sack. You should have bought them when you could. My precious, my two potatoes. And you had better not try stealing them, I have photos of zombies and a group of logs protecting them!
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

12 years ago
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You will fail young chickenling.

12 years ago
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I am acquiring a massive army to march towards this challenge and we shall prevail

12 years ago
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You shall get banned. This is not a group puzzle.

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We are LeetJun

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How is Srg doing? Award and Wormy had no luck so far.

12 years ago
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The true test of this puzzle is to not attempt it at all. I will successfully resist the urge to not attempt the completion of this test, which will make me the overall star...

12 years ago
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But, but then you will not find the giveaway :(

12 years ago
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Dafuq?

12 years ago
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Dafuq does not even begin to describe this moon logic "puzzle".

12 years ago
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I'm not even mad...

12 years ago
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If you would like to change that then try solving it.

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Make no attempt to solve it.

You can't tell me what to do! I'll attempt until my fingers bleed, and how will you like THAT!?

12 years ago
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Very much. You will not, however, solve it and I will post the not-solution and you will rage. And I will like it very much.

12 years ago
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This is hard :(

12 years ago
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No, it isn't hard. It is impossible. It says it right at the top of the thread.

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Who knows...

12 years ago
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DAMN NICE MAN, I WANT THAT GAME SO BAD

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No, that's me.

12 years ago
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Why edit? Anyway, keep my upcoming puzzles in mind.

12 years ago
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I will go with "true".

12 years ago
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But I already have it :/

12 years ago
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Maybe, maybe not. A public inventory can be deceiving.

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"Make no attempt to solve it."

No problem!

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We have a winner!

12 years ago
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:?

12 years ago
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The test is impossible, thus the solution is to not attemmpt solving it. I've already PMed JooJooFace with the private link.

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I think I found the game you are giving away. But solving this impossible test is not so easy.

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Public inventories can be deceiving. Solving an impossibe puzzle is not "is not easy", it is impossible.

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got a little idea about solving that, but my idea will solve only 10-30% :(

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How can it solve 10-30% when there are 5 questions? More importantly how can it solve the impossible?

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You like replying to comments, don't you?

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Lol

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ofc he likes to see us suffering from his puzzle

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That's why I made an impossible puzzle! Why else?

12 years ago
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No fortix, no want.

Thanks anyway :)

12 years ago
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So, it is King Arthur DLC again, or no?

12 years ago
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No.

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Then this may not be quite as hard core trolling as you used to get away with.
Have fun, ker-blam!

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How mistaken you are...
To dare think I was done with trolling, LOL!

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Not mistaken at all, I never said you were done.
Hell, what do you do besides trolling around here? oh

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Like you are the one to speak. One liner.

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You bring them out in me, these fuzzy feelings.

Enjoy the bump.

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The test is impossible and broken indeed, GLaDOS!

Good we have 2 weeks for it :)
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There will not be hints. Hints cannot help one solve the impossible.

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"make no attempt to solve it" oh well, I shall not try this

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Second winner! PMed the link.

12 years ago
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But there are no PM's on this forum...?
There be a troll in these woods.

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There is always Steam and Steamgifts chat...

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read, laughed on references, made no attempt

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Third winner! PMed link.

12 years ago
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I won't even bother to try reading this. Too long...

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I wonder, Impossible or improbable.
Fuckit, It's impossible after futher insight.
I shall not try to understand what the hints mean, However thank you for fucking with my brain good sir!

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You have no idea. Wait till you see the not-solution.

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You know what I like more then reading replying? Reading the first line of the original post, and then doing as will.
Make no attempt to solve it

Alright then, so help me god I won't!

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Another winner! Link PMed.

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Impossible? Sure? ....yeah, youre right i think...i dont even try it...Impossibru is Impossibru!

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Can't blame you for beheading yourself.

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The PHP programing Language?

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What?

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I gave up after reading the title.

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Another winner! PMed.

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