Should I sacrifice a virgin so that the Steamgifts God will be happy and beautifully anal rape me as I take Nick Cage as my lord and savior?

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both sound like good options to increase your chances of winning =)

11 years ago
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Ah, we meet once again, retarded fish.

11 years ago
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we've met before?

11 years ago
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Nope.

11 years ago
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You mean Dope(fish), right?

11 years ago
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Yeah, I hate the retarded fish.

11 years ago
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Burp!

11 years ago
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I hate the retarted guy on your avatar. :p

11 years ago
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+1

11 years ago
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  1. Enter a giveaway.
  2. Express gratitude to GA creator.
  3. ????
  4. PROFIT

Also, an offering to Slaanesh is a good way to increase your chances.

11 years ago
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So buttfuck him by spamming Thanks on his wall?

11 years ago
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It seems you are already a follower of Slaanesh, you should be able to win soon.

11 years ago
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You need to offer your hand in marriage to win.

11 years ago
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It's all about karma... or not.

11 years ago
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I have 531 karma on reddit, does that count?

11 years ago
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Comment or link?

11 years ago
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There

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Only if you love cats, probably.

11 years ago
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Give away Fortix. Instant karma

11 years ago
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No, Fortix is waaaaay to expensive for me.

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that profile picture

11 years ago
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.Give away moar games bro. Samurai Vader is right about karma.

11 years ago
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Works for me.

11 years ago
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Show your boobies on the forum.

11 years ago
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I have no boobies, but I can spread peanut butter on my nipples while farting in your mom's cereal.

11 years ago
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MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

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I wanna be with you and make believe with you, and live in harmony, harmony, oh love!

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11 years ago
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You simply dont ask ! You just DO!

11 years ago
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Einfach.

11 years ago
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Indeed.

11 years ago
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What he said !

11 years ago
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Do the salamander.

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NYEEEEEES

11 years ago
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Give life its lemons back.

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FUCK YOU LIFE I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMONS THEY'RE OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE BALLSACKS ANYWAY

11 years ago
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Makes giveaways for non-bundled games for worth about 5 000 USD. Enter the hi-CV giveaways. ;D

11 years ago
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Enter giveaways, your estimated wins is still less then 1 so you aren't statistically unlucky

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You have to enter one more giveaway,then shall Satan accept you're offering.

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you should sacrifice a fortix copy

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You need to accept Cthulhu as the only Lord of this universe. Then, maybe, if no one of the Great Old Ones decides to eat you, you shall be given a chance to win a GA.

11 years ago
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you need to allow Chuck Norris rape you, then(if you're still alive) post a photo of you in the hospital, telling the story. People will have passion for you and you will receive 10000000000000000000(counting) of GIFTS!

I almost forgot, you also need to pay taxes to win.

11 years ago
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Wear sunscreen. Be kind to your siblings.

11 years ago
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It is fate.

11 years ago
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I wonder that too, please let me know if you ever find out :(

11 years ago
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Stop giving a c*ap.

11 years ago
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Stop fapping and go vegetarian eating nothing but seeds for a month

11 years ago
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You should make a support ticket about how all the staff are corrupt monsters who are ruining this site and how we should all be demodded for power abuse and banned. Yeah, that'll work.

11 years ago
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Oh, and don't forget to argue for your right to use homophobic slurs freely.

11 years ago
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This is why we get database corruptions... :D

11 years ago
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+1 lol, will be my new answer to clients' sites problems from now on :D

11 years ago
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Sounds like fine ideea...

Anyway I need to complain about that (1) next to Support text. You haven't fixed that in months, even if I haven't told anyone. You are trying to drive me crazy aren't you?

11 years ago
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Jeez, so that's not just me? I had to make a ticket myself once a month ago and that damn thing never went away.

11 years ago
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Give me 50 euro and choose your game. I will make a group only for you :)

11 years ago
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Ooh, I have been wanting to get Planetary Annihilation ;D

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Closed 11 years ago by TheEliteZero.