100 +Rep Milestone Contest! - Concluded

I started trading less than a month ago, and have had a great experience so far (barring that one incident). Now that I've reached 100 +rep on SteamTrades, I thought I'd celebrate this occasion with a little giveaway. So here it is! No. Actually I want to hold a contest event of sorts. Here are the rules:

There will be two giveaways. One for Payday: The Heist and another for Unreal Deal Pack

You may enter the contest by:

Uploading a video of your performing 25 pushups or 50 situps without pause (with your SG username visible somewhere without adding it in digitally) and post it here.
Taking a picture of your pet doing a handstand (with your SG username visible somewhere in the picture) and post it here.
Record an original song or sing along to an existing song (include your username by speaking/singing it) and post it here.
Provide a loan at Kiva and post proof of your loan (again, with your username) here.
Record a podcast episode of your own (5 minutes minimum and 30 minutes maximum) and must include your SG username) about any topic and link it here.
Write an original essay about why you want to enter (yes, please include your username). 100-1000 words and it must be in English. Please cite all your sources if applicable.

When you post in response to this thread, please include whether you want to be considered for the Payday giveaway or the Unreal giveaway. You may submit multiple entries but can only submit once per category. Contestants whose entries I like will be invited to the appropriate Steam group for the giveaway. If your entry is exceptionally good, you may be invited to both groups and giveaways!

The event has ended. Thank you for participating and congratulations to the winners!