I ate the bones!!!

Just like in the new KFC commercials, has anyone here looked at something, expecting to see something there, but instead panicked, got mad or were just plain surprised to find nothing there or not in the way you are typically used to seeing it? Give us an example or 8 of a situation where you thought you "ate the bones".

Disclaimer: Apologies to our international friends who may not have seen these KFC Commercials. There are 3 currently airing in North America in case you haven't seen them all and want to find the three with the links I provided. All 3 are pretty scrambled in my opinion.