I have, for you lovely forum dwellers, 3 giveaways! ....... And because I am in a great mood, and feeling like a laugh or two, these giveaways all have something special in common:

VERY poor Steam ratings, according to Enhanced Steam

These are actually the lowest of all the games I have been hoarding for giveaways. Nothing else comes close to these. The closest to these has a 32% positive and then the next one is a 48% positive. These are the bottom of my barrel, that I have saved for just a giveaway of poorly rated games.

ANYWAYS, here is what I want, for any so inclined to give back: a joke, a funny personal story, an amusing troll, a link to a hilarious gif or meme or youtube video, etc. Share! AND sometime this weekend, I will pick 1-5 people that I enjoyed the most, then add you on Steam and give you a game. I have 101 games in key and gift form I am sitting on. Many are bundles, some aren't. If I have something that is on your wishlist, I may give you that. If I have nothing on your wishlist, I will take a look at the sort of things you like and name off some similar games I have. One winner will get a chance at a steam gift of the Viscera Clean-up Pack. AND if someone does REALLY fucking well, I just may go ahead and buy you something, because I have a little spare $$ in my steam wallet right now. Also, feel free to +1 and "up-vote" anyone else's funny if you think it was good enough, because I just might take that into account.


The giveaways are: Over, but I may do one or two more before I wrap things up here for the wkend.

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You may now proceed with the merriment and festivities!!!

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I actually like Victim of Xen, even if game balance is messed up.But I'm a perv with a interest in Rule 63. :P

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but that "lol" lol

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Everything a man needs to know about women
Thanks for the giveaways Pyro!

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y no Bad Rats in da gib way? (JK I already have da game)

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How is a 9 volt transistor battery and your girlfriend butthole alike?

You know you're not supposed to lick them, but you do it anyway. ;)

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Hahahaha

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

Please.

Not Again.

Oh.

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Oh my.

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lol xD nice games(? ajajj

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yes! ^^

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso
That's da real shit!
Thanks for the giveaways. Much appreciated!

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link

might be childish but cracks me up

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I did not see that one coming!

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Ohhhh, nice! Here's mine, I can never watch it without bursting out laughing.
MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD" EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones

thanks and good luck everyone! :D

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OMG!!!!!!!! I LOVE that!!! XD I go to watch it once in a while! XD First time I watched it, my sides were hurting and tears running down my eyes. I ended up watching it 2-3 times at least. Been a while since I watched. You are officially added as one of the people who get something special, just for reminding me about that! Gonna add you now.

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Thanks for posting this! Saw this a while ago and it just cracks me up.

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Huh, didn't realize AVNT had such poor ratings. It's not that bad really.

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And the dev is a really nice guy. It's just kind of a niche game.

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Yeah the dev is great. I love those emails he sends out occasionally.

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Same 4 me - wouldn't even think AVNT is that bad... Even though I'm not the think-a-lot guy I had a lot of fun playing both single- and multiplayer.

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Agreed, I was expecting something more buggy to be in the worst games on steam list.

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Weird. I love that game, and the dev is straight-up awesomesauce.

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dis is a clashic

ty fur gibewais tho eye already own all

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Thanks ^_^ I have now subscribed to those guys and slowly making my way thru the "I broke" playlist XD

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Ive watched this like 10 times today, I don't know why I find it so funny

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@___@ That be some butt-floss going on.... Gotta add that to the funny playlist XD Thanks

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Got another one. This one is a picture, but damn is it funny. :D
[EDIT] For some reason, the link broke after I posted it. Fixed. :)

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Sneeze!

http://youtu.be/LDydSrIpZTY

No idea how to make a link lol.

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Just saw this and laughed my ass off.
Als well that ends well, giv rogue warrior blease.
EDIT: I suppose this is a bit more fitting One of my favorite videos ever.

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+1 for special effects and Oprah

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Yes I just did that

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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

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"How do you know that your sister is on her period? Because your father's dick tastes like blood" (:

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This thread is great, and OP game me a nice game. All of this deserves a small bundled crappy giveaway. Incoming soon™.
[EDIT] Unfortunately, I forgot that Tremorgames take up to 12 hours to give the key... I'll create a private giveaway for this thread tomorrow. :D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo have this, got it stuck in my head after helping a friend play game

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