I'm sure it will happen one day and I need tips to survive it... Any good tips?

Also do you think that the Zombie Apoclypse will be similar like the one, game companies trying to show us when we play zombie games?

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Stack up on duck tape. It solves ALL problems! :D

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Don't forget WD-40 for the rest of the problems. For more info look a the diagram.

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bring a bong ;)

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Or a bong disguised as a coffee thermos. Works well in cabins located in the middle of the woods!

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I have next to no experience in the field. But I am sure that this two books will sure come in handy.

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Aww.. was about to post the same thing! :D

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I loved the Zombie Survival Guide ^_^

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How to survive zombie apocalypse? well...my solution...go to a lonely small island with your non infected friends make a house there and live there till the end.Problem-->SOLVED!Or else...JOIN THE ARMY AND DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES MAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUUHAUHA btw this is the 2nd evil Choice O.O the 1st one is the good one :D

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What about infected zombie animals on the Island :3?

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infected zombie animals on lonely island?sure... O.o

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BIRDS

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why this remember me pirates of caribean

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Teamwork is essential. Have that and you'll survive an Apocalypse for pretty long time.

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This genious but if the zombie is athletic?

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+1000 lol, I wondered what happen it if there is a power cut

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lol

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Cherry bombs and peashooters. Lots of them.

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There's a zombie on your lawn, We don't want zombies on the lawn.

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Work out. Build some muscle and stamina.

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Do you even lift?

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"The owner of this website (www.tickld.com) does not allow hotlinking to that resource". I don't think this is the right meme.

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Weird, works for me. Anyways, fixed.

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watch the movie "Zombieland" they have some tips:
don't lock the door of your car as it will get you in trouble and zombies can't open cardoors!

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Read this

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That book is amazing, btw. Even though it's centered around a zombie apocalypse, it has very real-world applications if things went bad.

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But make sure to use your seatbelt!

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I could talk all day about this but I'm too lazy to write it all! :D

Some advices:

  • Be prepared, have a backpack full survival supplies ready...TODAY!
  • Don't trust anyone but yourself
  • Find a place that's easy to protect and as far away from cities and small towns as you can find.

...And yeah the z-pocalypse WILL come!

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Far from the city is far from big supply sources..

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yeah, you better get used to hunt and farm food on your own :)

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Mullets are evil.

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Stop, drop, and roll

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grow plants all around my house....I guess ^^

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hire chuck norris as your bodyguard

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Buy Left 4 Dead 2 and play. When you get some experience, you can go and KILL THEM ALL!!!

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watch the walking dead :D but yea, team work is essential:) sleep with one eye open, save your supplies and be creative when it comes to weapons

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Only watch the Walking Dead if you want to learn what NOT to do. Those people are so freaking stupid, it makes me root for the zombies.

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+1. Some pretty retarded moves they did.

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why would anyone want to survive a zombie apocalypse? if it happens, the humanity is doomed und your whole life would be full of fear and the searching for food and such things. just join the zombies :D

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aim for the head :3

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And get to your team sexy women (as the girl with the Deyys avatar). Human race needs to survive!

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be gay, never seen a gay zombie in any of the movies or read about one in any of the books.

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go to the Antarctica or North pole.....

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pretending to be a zombie too maybe?

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Try this.

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Would be a problem when the bodies start to block the sun on you...imagine getting stuck in there with hundreds of rotting bodies all around and over you.

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I would build a tree house village, I've never seena zombie climb on a tree ;)

But if there are those runner zombies in HL2, then I think we are all gonna die down here ^^

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For the most part....

...you don't. You just don't.

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