How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

Stack up on duck tape. It solves ALL problems! :D

bring a bong ;)

I have next to no experience in the field. But I am sure that this two books will sure come in handy.

How to survive zombie apocalypse? well...my solution...go to a lonely small island with your non infected friends make a house there and live there till the end.Problem-->SOLVED!Or else...JOIN THE ARMY AND DESTROY ALL ZOMBIES MAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUUHAUHA btw this is the 2nd evil Choice O.O the 1st one is the good one :D

Teamwork is essential. Have that and you'll survive an Apocalypse for pretty long time.

Like this

Cherry bombs and peashooters. Lots of them.

Work out. Build some muscle and stamina.

watch the movie "Zombieland" they have some tips:
don't lock the door of your car as it will get you in trouble and zombies can't open cardoors!

I could talk all day about this but I'm too lazy to write it all! :D

Some advices:

• Be prepared, have a backpack full survival supplies ready...TODAY!
• Don't trust anyone but yourself
• Find a place that's easy to protect and as far away from cities and small towns as you can find.

...And yeah the z-pocalypse WILL come!

Mullets are evil.

Stop, drop, and roll

grow plants all around my house....I guess ^^

hire chuck norris as your bodyguard

Buy Left 4 Dead 2 and play. When you get some experience, you can go and KILL THEM ALL!!!

watch the walking dead :D but yea, team work is essential:) sleep with one eye open, save your supplies and be creative when it comes to weapons

why would anyone want to survive a zombie apocalypse? if it happens, the humanity is doomed und your whole life would be full of fear and the searching for food and such things. just join the zombies :D

aim for the head :3

And get to your team sexy women (as the girl with the Deyys avatar). Human race needs to survive!

be gay, never seen a gay zombie in any of the movies or read about one in any of the books.

go to the Antarctica or North pole.....

pretending to be a zombie too maybe?

Try this.

I would build a tree house village, I've never seena zombie climb on a tree ;)

But if there are those runner zombies in HL2, then I think we are all gonna die down here ^^

For the most part....

...you don't. You just don't.