I had a nice chat with a faker today. I already sent it in to inbox@steamgifts.com, but thought I should share the log with you guys. I changed the name of the faker to FAKER . The convo lasted about 2 hours and is quite long.


FAKER: hi

JooJooFace: hello

FAKER: u give game from steam gift

JooJooFace: yes

JooJooFace: I sent it to your email

FAKER: FAKERSREALEMAIL@FAKEFAKE.COM

FAKER: this?

JooJooFace: no, I sent it to the email provided by SG

FAKER is now Away.

FAKER is now Online.

FAKER: noo

FAKER: =(

JooJooFace: whats wrong?

FAKER: I had to give via Steam or bargaining

JooJooFace: what do you mean?

FAKER: i dont have e mail

FAKER: i want game for steam =(

JooJooFace: the game is for steam

FAKER: I forgot my password Email newsletters

JooJooFace: did you press forgot password

FAKER: give me game for steam plz

FAKER: gift for steam

JooJooFace: i sent it

FAKER: i write. i dont gave email

FAKER: have*

JooJooFace: you told me your email earlier

FAKER: i have FAKERSREALEMAIL@FAKEFAKE.COM only

FAKER: pther mail i dont have

FAKER: give gift me plz

JooJooFace: how do you want the gift?

FAKER: sent in steam

FAKER: game

JooJooFace: i sent it

JooJooFace: did you get it

FAKER: sent in steam. NO EMAIL

JooJooFace: i sent it thru steam

FAKER: hmm

FAKER: no game...

FAKER: i dont gave new game

JooJooFace: ima send trout steam again

JooJooFace: through*

FAKER: now?

JooJooFace: did you get it?

FAKER: no

FAKER: sent game for my account

FAKER: for my nickname

JooJooFace: Check your library

FAKER: I checked and there is nothing

JooJooFace: it would be under SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics

FAKER: I say send the same on my nickname

FAKER: nope

JooJooFace: the games are freaking awesome!

JooJooFace: have you played them before?

FAKER: check out my game. I do not have this game

FAKER: no no

JooJooFace: missen out man, good thing i sent it again

FAKER: You were sent to FAKER nickname?

JooJooFace: it doesnt let me

JooJooFace: it says its redeemed

FAKER: ? sent ME game SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics

FAKER: for my account

JooJooFace: yes, it says it was redeemed

JooJooFace: wanna play the game with me?

JooJooFace: i cant get passed stage 3 in Streets of Rage 2

JooJooFace: freaking ninjas man

JooJooFace: keep killen me

FAKER: I can help

JooJooFace: thats awesome, join my game

FAKER: I just do not yet have this game

JooJooFace: it says you just began playing the game

JooJooFace: by the way, have you won anything else on SG?

FAKER: I dont have SG

FAKER: i want SG

JooJooFace: steamgifts i mean

FAKER: aaa

FAKER: yes i win Alpha Protokol

JooJooFace: thats cool, how is it?

FAKER: u give me sega pack?

JooJooFace: yea, im waiting for you to join my game

FAKER: i dont have u game! i want his

FAKER: SEGA Mega Drive Classics Collection

FAKER: buy for me

JooJooFace: i sent it, it says you redeemed it.

JooJooFace: maybe its locked

JooJooFace: this hasn't happened to me before

JooJooFace: maybe its because im playing the games

JooJooFace: i sent it again

JooJooFace: join me

JooJooFace: I'll play as Axel, he's such a bad ass

JooJooFace: no

JooJooFace: i'll play as Skate!

JooJooFace: did it work?

FAKER: i russian. bad speack for english

FAKER: Do not know where you've sent the game but I have not. and I can not play with you until you tell me it does not
give

JooJooFace: i have trouble with english too. I speak american

FAKER: tsamankova@yandex.ru or for this account

FAKER: buy for me?

JooJooFace: i did

JooJooFace: who is that in yoour icon btw?

FAKER: plz

FAKER: just a beautiful girl

JooJooFace: thats cool

JooJooFace: how long have you used steam gifts?

FAKER: 2 week

JooJooFace: i'm new to it too

FAKER: =)

FAKER: give me sega pack plz

JooJooFace: ok, lemme check steam gifts again

FAKER: We play together

JooJooFace: it says you recieved gift

FAKER: Buy a gift and pick me

JooJooFace: lets play

JooJooFace: u know the controls

JooJooFace: ?

JooJooFace: select streers of rage 2

FAKER: i dont game !!!

JooJooFace: press enter

JooJooFace: arrows are to move

JooJooFace: D - jump

JooJooFace: S - punch

JooJooFace: A - Kick ass

FAKER: I know how to use the incentive. and no longer a novice. I just do not got game

FAKER: buy it again and select the recipient's me

JooJooFace: i like to make combos like DS then A when there's a croud

FAKER: my nickname and avatar

JooJooFace: crowd dude

JooJooFace: then i kick ass

JooJooFace: but those frikken ninjas! jeez

JooJooFace: ninjas on a pirate ship? it just doesnt make any sense

JooJooFace: what do you think they do up on those nets

FAKER: give me the game too and we play together

JooJooFace: i think they look for icebergs

FAKER: u give me SEGA Genesis & Mega Drive Classics ?

FAKER: buy game and sent ME !

JooJooFace: i did, you joined my game

JooJooFace: lets kick ass

JooJooFace: you get the jerks with the mohawks

JooJooFace: the yellow jackets

JooJooFace: just be careful, they sweep

FAKER: I am not playing. you crazy?

JooJooFace: im playing

JooJooFace: with you

JooJooFace: hold on.

FAKER: FAKER: I am not playing. you crazy?

JooJooFace: why did you click gift recieved if you didnt get it

FAKER: How can I play if I do not have Sega pack

JooJooFace: i must have been playing with an imposter

JooJooFace: his name was FAKER and had the same picture

JooJooFace: i've been bamboosled!

JooJooFace: AAAAAAAA

JooJooFace: forgot i closed the game

JooJooFace: FAKER you there?

FAKER: yes

FAKER: =*(

JooJooFace: i think someone is faking your account

FAKER: yes...

JooJooFace: do you know what i should do?

FAKER: and you can send the game to me now?

FAKER: no

JooJooFace: do i call the police?

JooJooFace: i'm calling the police

JooJooFace: im on hold

FAKER: why?

JooJooFace: i've been robbed

JooJooFace: someone stole your game

JooJooFace: they transferred me

JooJooFace: to major crimes unit

JooJooFace: I'm scared

FAKER: lol?

JooJooFace: do you think they could steal more games?

JooJooFace: I head about this guy that lost all of his games

JooJooFace: they dropped them from windows

JooJooFace: his computer broke too

JooJooFace: I just spoke with Detective Payne, he told me they'll catch the jerk

JooJooFace: He told me not to do anymore giveaways until the culprit is captured. He said the imposter could be anyone

JooJooFace: scary stuff

JooJooFace: are you still there?

JooJooFace: i g2g

JooJooFace: i'll play the game later when you have it. OK?

JooJooFace: we'll have fun beating up thugs

FAKER is now Offline.

FAKER is now Online.

JooJooFace: you're back

JooJooFace: i was worried

JooJooFace: are you there?

FAKER: 1 sec

JooJooFace: ok

JooJooFace: i thought the imposter got to you

JooJooFace: 1 sec passed

JooJooFace: are you ok?

FAKER: yes.

FAKER: u realy phone in policia

FAKER: ?

JooJooFace: thats good, i was about to call doctor

JooJooFace: yes

JooJooFace: they put me on hold, played elevator music

FAKER: I want to tell you that you should be careful. I won the game for you. and who then did the same username and picture and wrote to you and you give the game

FAKER: just tested it before posting

JooJooFace: what do you mean?

FAKER: now send me a game if you is not difficult

FAKER: I mean is that someone introduced me and took my game

FAKER: Now you can send me a game

JooJooFace: Det. Payne told me not to give anymore games

JooJooFace: while the investigation is ongoing

FAKER: a sense to wait? I told you the whole secret

FAKER: Now that you can easily give the game to me

JooJooFace: i cant, the police said they'll fine me if i dont listen

JooJooFace: i told him i was a nice guy and wanted to make givaways

JooJooFace: he said NO

JooJooFace: maybe i sent it to the wrong account

FAKER: in general you're a fool. in general as long as I have nothing to talk to you. All the same game you did not
understand how to send. and wanted to play

JooJooFace: do you have another?

FAKER: may be.

FAKER: i have 1 account

FAKER: this only

JooJooFace: maybe the game went to the person who invited you

FAKER: bye

JooJooFace: why?

JooJooFace: we're getting along

JooJooFace: we're pals now

FAKER: i want game only.

JooJooFace: you used me

JooJooFace: just want me for my games

FAKER: You are giving me a game that was supposed to give

JooJooFace: i have a confession to make

JooJooFace: its not you

JooJooFace: its me

JooJooFace: I'm calling Det. Payne

JooJooFace: on hold

FAKER: you strange man

FAKER: We in Russia are no such

JooJooFace: i told him everything

JooJooFace: i told him i had a givaway

JooJooFace: that there was a winner

JooJooFace: and i sent the game

FAKER: You tired me

JooJooFace: then i told him that i knew who the imposter was

FAKER: Say you'll give me a gift to the game or not?

JooJooFace: no, imposter

JooJooFace: so long and thanks for all the trout

JooJooFace: really, this was fun.

FAKER is now Offline.


It was fun.

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FAKER: i dont game !!! <------LMFAO

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So much SteamGift meme... so much... My favourite is this bit;

FAKER: you strange man

FAKER: We in Russia are no such

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Thanks for summing up the whole chat log.

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This is the reason why the giveaways should be send only via E-mail

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i send my games in person

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You called Detective Payne? No! HE DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES!

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TOO.MUCH.WIN

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Even more upon further inspection.

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I TL;DR'd :(

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ur loss really :) was a fun read

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Well done :)
How much of his/her time did you manage to waste?

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Two hours, would've been more but I had to go to class.

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This was truly fantastic.

I love you.

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1 word is needed for this.....

Epic.

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Indeed.

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new game = faker sniping

current high score is 2 hours of time wasted. Can YOU do better?

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That was amazing! :)

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You are a Steamgifts hero. You should be knighted or something. That was awesome.

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JooJooFace: why?
JooJooFace: we're getting along
JooJooFace: we're pals now
FAKER: i want game only.
JooJooFace: you used me
JooJooFace: just want me for my games

LMAO

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I felt so used. Like a prostitute.

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Haha, well done.

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omg i couldn't stop laughing c: you should troll me some time!

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That was awesome. Thank you for managing to simultaneously provide us with entertainment, and troll a person who desperately needed to be trolled.

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+1 Epicness.

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This may be incredibly racist, but I hate everybody equally so I don't consider it such, but,
I have never met a russian that hasn't tried to scam me, rip me off, or otherwise kick my face in. It's natural for me to just completely distrust anyone from russia because of everything that's happened in the past.

Hell, if SG had an option to disallow specific regions, I'd use it.

That said, on topic now, that was an awesome bloody waste of time, OP. If a lot more people do this, these scammers /might/ get it through their heads that we're smarter than they are.

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whenever someone says "I hate everybody equally" I want to kick their face in.

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And I hate you for that :P

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I feel left out. Can I be hated too?

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But of course you can!

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Yaaay. I love you now.

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Don't worry, they'll grow out of it once puberty's over.

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It's trendy, every 15 year old is doing it.

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God damn greedy bastard ... He won 1 fucking 25 dollar (right?) bundle and he still isnt happy and tried to make you feel guilty so you would give another bundle. Damn pathetic idiot ...

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I think you misunderstood it, he didn't win anything. He was pretending to be the winner, attempting to scam the giver out of the game.

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You got it on the nose. I checked the guy's name history and it showed 4 other winners from the same day, just hours apart. He also said he got Alpha Protocol and I would assume he faked someone for that.

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Detectiv Payne! lmao

this was fun to read, thanks for sharing :D

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Wow!! Mr Paybe gonna get his asss!! "FAKER: in general you're a fool. in general as long as I have nothing to talk to you. All the same game you did not understand how to send. and wanted to play" - and I think me brain just shrunk after reading through his english -.-

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This is hilarious :D

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I especially liked the "Detective Payne" part and how you played up the game to make it sound like he's missing out on the best-thing-ever!

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lol thats 2 hours of entertainment.

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Thanks for not listen to faker i'm real you get game to me now i want to play to you!

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LMAO
+10

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Closed 1 decade ago by Exactually.