Assuming help is likely to arrive in a day or two and that you'll both die today if no one eats.
Edit: Consider that there is a chance of being eaten yourself if you don't eat first..
Edit 2: For all of you saying no,have you actually experienced hunger for more than a few hours? I assure you it is immensely painful and that it twists your ability to think clearly.

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SURELLY!

ps. and i can imagine your next question...

10 years ago
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I do it daily - taste like chicken!

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Pork*

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nope, thats a myth(its more like shitty veal). but raw and fresh from the corpse it'd probably just taste like blood anyway. we've all tasted human blood at some point right? mine doesn't taste porky

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touche, +1

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Pig blood doesn't taste porky, either.

10 years ago
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^

iron.

10 years ago
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facepalm, blood almost tastes the same from each creature due to its nature.
how can you even post such nonsense?

10 years ago
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Not every blood is the same, insect blood should taste different cause it doesnt carry oxygen.

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Cooked or uncooked?

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if ur stranded and almost starved to death, will u bbq that person and then eat him/her ?

10 years ago
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it could be done without killing anyone, just cut off blood flow to one arm, and chow down, so sure, then both involved could also recieve disability from the government afterwards cannabalism can be profitable you know.

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As long as they're not Chinese. I'd be hungry again in an hour

10 years ago
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Supposedly coyotes won't eat a Mexican, saw that in a movie so it must be true....but coyotes eat literal shit...so better off not eating mexicans myself neither

10 years ago
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Wow... just wow... Probably the most xenophobic comment I've read on this site, ever.

10 years ago
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Whats that supposed to mean?

10 years ago
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I think it's a joke about how people supposedly end up hungry an hour later after eating Chinese food. That's how I saw it, at least.

10 years ago
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they are skinny? i dont really know XD

10 years ago
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Maybe i would eat chinese people only. They deserve it, because they eat cats and dogs.

10 years ago
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And babies ... not kidding.

10 years ago
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That's true, but only some of them (the rich, self-entitled ones who are obviously also selfish). Remember not to make generalizations.... XD

10 years ago
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Shit's news to me, because I don't remember eating either.
TheShadowofSins is right, though. I have eaten babies. They were delicious. <3

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And you think that if you eat chicken ,pock and beef you're better than them? Pathetic....

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Maybe you should try earning a living there. You'd resort to eating cats and dogs too.

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我屌你老母!屎就有得你食。

Translation: Only Swiss and Koreans eat dogs.

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+1

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And eating cats and dogs is more cruel than eating other animals because?

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dogs are our buddies :)

10 years ago
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Thanks, I feel so safe now.

I'm Chinese. (DUH)

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I am Chinese and i found this offensive.

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I am offensive and i found this Chinese.

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Taiwanese, less offended, but still offended.

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What kind of a fucked up question is that??? XD
Nope.

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wow, you both would starve?!

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You'll die. What good are your morals when you are dead?
Also,as someone who experienced starvation,the feeling is not easy to overcome when you start thinking "my fingers look tasty". Could you control yourself?

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Maybe I would eat myself (well, I mean a part of myself), but not someone else.

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you don't know where they've been

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He might eat you.

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Now, that changes everything. If he'd attack me, I'd defend myself, and maybe kill him if he's seriously going to kill me. When he's dead, I guess I couldn't stop myself from eating the flesh, but I would resist as long as I could.
We could also eat parts of ourselves without killing each other, if we have cloth to stop the blood loss.

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A makeshift bandage won't last long,and you'll want more than one bite to relax your hunger. There's not enough cloth for that..

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Well, whatever. I'd as well suicide than to eat one of my kind. At least he would eat, and I'd be out of my pain.

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And how would you suicide? I don't think anyone is strong enough to choke himself to death,and smashing your head on the rocks sounds too painful to be something normal people can withstand. Those two are the only ways I can think of.

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...Or biting your arm until it bleeds. You just said I wouldn't last long if I'd try to eat a part of myself. XD

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You can't choke yourself to death yourself. When the brain starts losing oxygen, it will turn into half-conscious mode, and your hand will be gradually weaken until it releases itself. Then the oxygen starts filling up again, your brain wakes up, and if you want, you can start choking yourself to death (or not?).

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Eating yourself is not smart at all. Your organism would lose more energy recovering the wounds than it gained from eating some parts of it. Better not eat at all, or chew something barely edible just to cheat your stomach.

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that wont work you will die of blood loss...

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I wouldn't. Blood loss can be stopped if you have some cloth or rope. At least until rescue arrives.

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silly bugger, when you're dead is exactly when your morals matter most since at that point(death i mean) your kinda banking on there being an afterlife I'd assume

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Well, there's that whole possibility of an after-life thing... eating another person would probably screw up your chances of having a nice one by quite a bit.

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Yes. problem?

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No problem. Would you eat him right away or wait until starvation takes control?

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wait so you can blame the spirit of wendego controlling you

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No, because I can't cook

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what exactly are you gonna cook if you are stranded at an artic place?

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Depends. I need more information before I can answer.

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What information?

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Is the other person vegetarian? If they wouldn't eat my body, we would both die in vain, so there's no reason not to eat them.
Are there means to somehow cook the meat in that place?
How can I kill them if we're going to die from malnutrition? I imagine at this point neither of us could properly kill another human being, even if the victim is starving themselves.
Do I risk contracting some disease from eating the other person?
Is the rescue party going to ask uncomfortable questions about the 'leftovers'?

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Not vegetarian. No cooking. You only have your own body,kill them as you wish - be it strangling or eating parts of them and letting them die from the blood loss. You can stand and slowly walk. I assume that yes there is a chance of getting a disease. You'll deal with the rescue team yourself - you can say it was an animal,or say you don't remember,etc.

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I guess I could risk it. I hope the rescue team will understand.

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Probably not,but you'll be alive.

10 years ago
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If they want to be so righteous, let's see them getting inexplicably stuck in a cave while on brink of starvation.

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eat the rescuers as soon as you're in sight of safety both to be sure and gain the strength to face the city...and of course to satisfy your newly acquired dark hungers

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vegetarians don't have a divine code for not eating meat you know? (i guess not.) they don't eat meat because they respect -almost- all living things. they see animals as friends. they respect animals' right to live. most of them hate people because of enslaving those poor souls. if you kill a human being, that makes you a murderer. according to a vegetarian, killing an animal makes you a murderer as well, no matter why you kill it. but there is a difference. at least for me. i'd rather a person's death over an innocent animal. f**k me right?

say your company is vegetarian, he wouldn't kill you to eat. THINK AGAIN

if we'll fall into this situation, you better watch your back pal. ;)

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I'm vegan because i have the choice.

But if we talk about survival, then i'll eat you without hesitation.

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Meh... i like more fishy things

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If we both die today if no one eats then yes I would.

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i would just smell them because half the nutrients are in teh smell

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+1

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i'm pretty sure it was half the taste....

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I would eat them the moment I set eyes on them.

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If I can roast/cook the meat, yes. If not, just drink the blood.
And when I get home get hooked on some meds to numb the pain of my mental scars.

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Nope. Raw flesh or nothing. You're hungry,and satisfying your thirst will only make you more aware of your hunger.

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Well then I would try, but probably throw up instantly. I can stand disgusting things, but the taste of an unpleasent/dusgisting food makes me throw up. I did puked from musk-melon flavored candy bar :D

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hahaha xD
+1 to you

10 years ago
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depends....do I have mustard available or not?

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No.

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what about horseradish?

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Nope. There's nothing at all.

10 years ago
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how large a portion of their diet was horseradish or mustard and did any sink into the meat?

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do I atleast get a spoon to scoop out the eyeballs?

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nope, gotta suck them with your mouth. google it theres actually a how to guide.

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I'll say no, but I'm sure it will be a different story if I am put in the situation.

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how clean are they?

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clean enough

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I would eat another human even without the imperative of survival.

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lets hope the fbi pick this up ;)

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Ofc. I don't like the killing part but I would at least try to eat the person to stay alive. I might not be able to, because it's disgusting. Just like eating an animal would be.

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I'd eat her/him out. giggles

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There are plenty of other things you can eat besides people. Like...trees and stuff. Maybe.

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Assume you're stuck in a cave then. Only rocks around.

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and bat shit and a tone of bugs.
3000+ meters high mountain is more representative for the situation.

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I would rather die than eat bugs.

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I'll eat anything slower than me.

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Is this a puzzle for Don't Starve or something? lol

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Not a puzzle,a genuine question.

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if he/she is dead already but not for long time yes and only if theres no other way.

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He/she is still alive and may eat you if you don't take a bite first.

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