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Private Giveaway: Borderlands

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OGrady

Hi there. You the new ones, eh? Welcome to Pandora. It sucks. But there are Bandits to beat up and I suppose that's as good a reason as any to come here. Planned the fight for saturday, 8pm DON'T PET THAT SKAG, THAT'S NOT A DOG you stupid idiot. Can someone run over real quick and lead him back from the New-U? Peachy.
Rest of you, off to Fucking Safe Asskicking University. What? No, dammit, we DON'T supply the weapons. What do we look like, a charity? We couldn't even manage 10 million Boot Camp pre-bookings... wait, you guys know you're supposed to fight, not massage the bandits until they give up, right? PUT ON YOUR WAR FACE! Grab your gear! Whoops, one second, I can see your classmate return.
Good, you're back. Like the New-U? Whatever. You'll come to like it. As I already said to the others, grab your bandit slaying gear, then get over there and take an application photo. What do you mean, where do we send it to? FUCKING SAFE ASSKICKING UNIVERSITY, of course. Now line up, don't be shNO, YOU IDIOT, DON'T god dammit, same Skag again? Really?
sigh
I'll get him. Rest of you, send photos of you in your Bandit-slaying gear to [Application Period over) and we'll make a montage and hang it up in the bandit's camp.

EDIT: Now THAT was a good fight! Here's what I pinned to their stupid tree right in the middle of their camp: Tree picture.

13 years ago*

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ilzombie

did you see it

13 years ago
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ZeppMan217

Eh, I'll pass.

13 years ago
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DarkShinigami

Is that suppose to be quotes or a hint? C'mon you gotta be more direct a few other had you guess each letter in a tricky manner

13 years ago
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Sakuko

psst You're the skag snack right? It's not that hard. It's not a hint, it's an order. Make your application photo and send it in, or you'll be in even more trouble. He really likes that skag, you better not gave it indigestion.

13 years ago
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DarkShinigami

Wait what you gotta be more direct with what your sayin I just woke up honestly so my brains only at 15%

13 years ago
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Sakuko

Yeah, the New-U will do that to you. You'll get used to it.

Ok, real slow now: What you got to do is put on your fighting gear (I hope you bought it, cause you don't want to be a bandit snack, too, do you?) and shoot a photo for your application. Send it to the mail address the recruiter gave you just then: fsau@gmx.de

13 years ago
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CONTRAION

O.O

13 years ago
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TastySalamanders

Well I guess I'm gonna be skag food since I don't have any cosplaying stuff.

13 years ago
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OGrady

You got NOTHING to fight Bandits? No gun, no sword, not even a knife? No rabid, small, vicious animal? How do you intend to survive on Pandora?

13 years ago
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TastySalamanders

Well I do have MY FISTS. Otherwise I will just kept getting a New-U :P

13 years ago
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OGrady

Fists, eh? Fair game as long as you know how to put them where it hurts!

13 years ago
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chuckie001

Somebody put a leash on that skag already! 's getting ridiculous.

(Already having Borderlands at least spared me the need to go and gear up. Whew. And thanks anyway, your giveaways are in style! :-))

13 years ago
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OGrady

The first application has arrived. Now I'm waiting for more!

13 years ago
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Pias

Not entering because already have it but just wanted to thank you for yet another very cool contest OGrady ;) Cheers

13 years ago
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WilliamCZ

Hope my answer was right. I'm not from english speaking country, so it's a little hard for me.

13 years ago
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PointOMan

Answer? Uh... there was no question asked....

13 years ago
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Pluff

Just take a good picture of yourself prepared for battle and send it to fsau@gmx.de
As easy and cool as it seems. =p

13 years ago
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OGrady

Yep, that's all. No questions to answer, no hidden riddle, just gear up and get ready to kick some bandit ass.

13 years ago
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WilliamCZ

Oooooooooops.

13 years ago
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Pluff

When will the application time limit end?
I can't gear myself up right now! LOL.

13 years ago
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OGrady

Any time before saturday, 8pm will be fine.

13 years ago
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Mozi111

I will send you the picture, but later. =)
Thanks for the giveaway.

13 years ago
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Tiny

Another awesome giveaway, OGrady. I've just moved house and only have the bare essentials but I should be able to salvage enough to fight some bandits. Expect my appliction tomorrow.

13 years ago
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Bobibbles

Can it be an older picture? My gear has dissapeared over the years :(

13 years ago
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OGrady

As long as it's not obviously someone else (no Schwearzenegger pictures claiming it's you - unless of yourse it IS you, Mister Schwarzenegger in which case I would just like to say AWESOME) it's OK.

13 years ago
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Bobibbles

Nah

I'm obviously Rambo

13 years ago
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KobaltKnight

Nice contest, but I didn't think there was anyone left alive who didn't already have Borderlands. That rates alongside not having Portal on the "WTF Are You Doing On Steam?" scale.

13 years ago
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BlackDraft

Cool idea for a cool game, thank you for this!

13 years ago
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Kogut

Aww. :\ I was expecting some nice puzzle. I'm not really into photos and stuff. Guess i'll pass, even if this game is on my wishlist. :3
Good luck for those who will participate! Thanks anyway OGrady. :)

13 years ago
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OGrady

Aw come on, it's all in good fun. One simple photo won't damage your reputation. Much.

13 years ago
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drumm

sended :)

13 years ago
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Pluff

Sent it. =D

13 years ago
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OGrady

I don't have nearly enough students yet! Send me more pictures!

13 years ago
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Kogut

I like the url. :P Ponyfighter xD

13 years ago
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fartloud

i look like a gentleman. cant participate.

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Restrife

how much time is there to participate?

13 years ago
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luscious

Until Saturday, 8pm (not sure what timezone he's in)

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Restrife

ty

13 years ago
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OGrady

UTC+1

13 years ago
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luscious

Sent ;)

Sorry for 2 emails though... I posted the wrong link in the first one :/

13 years ago
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luscious

By the way, does everyone who participates in your event get to enter your private giveaway? Or is it just some people?

13 years ago
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WilliamCZ

I wonder that too, coz everybody can take a photo of himself with some piece of wood.

I'd prefer some real gear.

13 years ago
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OGrady

Everyone gets to enter. You don't need an elaborate costume, but a little thought concernin the usage of everyday items is appreciated ;)

Also, you'd be surprised how few people have participated.

13 years ago
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WilliamCZ

Can we see some?

13 years ago
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OGrady

You can see my picture right now. The others will be uploaded in a collage as soon as I got my hardware problems sorted out.

13 years ago
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WilliamCZ

Looking forward.

13 years ago
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drumm

you don't like my photo? there is no answer at mail :(

13 years ago
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OGrady

I have answered every mail I've received. Please try sending it again.

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drumm

sent, first time entered wrong email

13 years ago
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DuckieMcduck

Ahh, I always read your threads, O'grady. They're so entertaining.

13 years ago
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DarkShinigami

i have a sword ill send a pic later with me wielding it improperly(i feel sorry for my photo taker)

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Closed 13 years ago by OGrady.