EDIT: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS JADE HAS COME TO OUR VERY OWN BASE! WE MUST DEFEND OUR COUNTRY! TO ARMS EVERYONE!!!


OPERATION ANTI-JADE IS A GO! ALL UNITS RALLY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Apr. 15 2013 1433 UTC

TO ANYONE WHOM IT MAY CONCERN


Our scouts have reported that the elusive thejadefalcon Has been spotted out on the battlefield and this is our best chance to fight back!
thejadefalcon is a high priority target and considered ARMED and DANGEROUS!
And remember, WE ARE DEALING WITH A PSYCOPATH/MADMAN WHO HAS DONE NUMEROUS THINGS SUCH AS
* Playing Secret of the Magic Crystal for 48 hours
* Issuing challenges to random people
* Calling out users in our dear forum
* Making passive-aggressive comments
* Creating spam threads such as this
* Writing all-caps in the group chatroom
* Sharing the joys of said game
* Documenting his joys of said game
* And a plethora of other things aswell!

Attatched Documents:

Sightings
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TODAY: [1]

Supreme General Nozzle

#OPANTIJADE

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BEE-DO BEE-DO BEE-DO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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I just don't get it.. What the hell is this thread about?..

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It's about unicorns, eating marshmallows on a chocolate hill.

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These kinda replies why I love to read forums and not participate, keep up the work soldier ;)

11 years ago
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Sounds like a public threat to humanity and all that is sacred. Where do I enlist!

11 years ago
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You enlist at the desk over there -> Talk to monukai!

11 years ago
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Go to the desk and bend over...

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Lol.

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The Nozzle. Now there's someone I haven't seen in a long time!

You may be old, but Jade is a relic. So lets catch him, put him in a museum, and display him for the future generations of Steamgifts to look at. You wanna build a statue too? No problem. We'll use Skullrippers minions to do the hard labour.

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future generations to look at?WHAT IF HE'S NUDE

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He's always nude, so there's nothing surprising there.

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What if s/he's always been nude? It's like strip poker. Every time I ban someone, I remove an article of clothing.

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you should be bare boned then

11 years ago
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Once I'm naked, every report earns a free lapdance.

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THAT SHOULD BE AN OFFICIAL RULE!

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You can work at my strip club!

I call first for the free lapdance.

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Hmmmm, interesting lawl

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Jade is the best support guy in SG .

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We should make a carbon copy of that son of a.... Demigod breed

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The early falcon catches the worm, if you smell what I'm stepping in.

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Dont have Anything against Jade, But fer the right Coin, Might be a man will join your Cause.

SellSword

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crazy Russians at it again

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Do I have to bring my own torch and pitch-fork, or do I get them for enlisting? :3

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We supply pitchforks, but the torch you have to bring yourself!

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Are we allowed to mod those things into pitchtorches or do we have to return the pitchforks after use in original state?

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Well, then... You can take my life! But you will never take my mod poweeeeeers!

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LOL!

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The tyrant appears! D:

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TO THE BATTLESTATIONS EVERYONE! THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO CAPTURE!

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GO GO GO (sorry for the only mildly relevant song)

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where is your masterball?

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ur a monster

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THE HORROR

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And my axe.

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And my spoon.

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And my mustache!

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Thanks for jaderim.

11 years ago
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here we go.

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wtf? OP is 1 month ago, replies are 4 months ago... O.o

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What? Heads will surely roll for this in the propaganda department...

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WHOOOOOOOOPS!

11 years ago
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jade has obviously ruptured the time space continuum. SG forum madness will continue to ensue.

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This is pathetic...

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JADE SUPPORTER.
GUARDS TAKE HIM TO HIS CELL.

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Thanks, Compass, that's what friends are for.

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*porthatic

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no need to bring race into this

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Mark Webber.

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It's inappropriate to ask someone that!

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LIES! my favourite race is Zerg

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*pithatec

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Well.

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Thunderbirds are GO!

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Closed 11 years ago by SkumbagNzl.