Erm...

No way? They really have those? Man. I just wish there was an alternative to sticking suppositories up my butt to cure them. Screw that, I'll wait it out, lol.

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Stelio

Lol way! I saw it on some medical show! There are now lots of saddles that are split down the middle with a little gap to help prevent bum grapes and those lucky people who already have them can sit down without crushing them xD

Don't blame you with the suppositories thing! I'm assuming something like Preparation H can't help you?

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Docdra

Um, those seats were designed to prevent erectile dysfunction (numb nuts in fact) - may help with roids too, but that wasn't why they were developed...

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Stelio

Well the one in the medical show was designed for roids actually and the ones with the splits down the middle are designed to help with and prevent a number of issues. The design is to reduce pressure in sensitive areas on BOTH genders. Anyway I never said that was the only reason they were developed but okay!

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Docdra

Yeah, knew they worked for both sexes, but didn't want to get that far into the details :) - keep me honest though.

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Stelio

Haha fair enough :) I used to ride bikes a lot when I was a young lady and I can honestly say with how the saddles were back then, I am surprised anyone from my age group has managed to have children!

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thomas404

They do that as a moisture wipe, right? I might just have to pick some of that up next time I'm at Boots.

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Stelio

Yup!

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thomas404

Hells yeah! I'm going to Boots! So freaking exciting, lol. Maybe I'll pick up one of those bike saddles too.

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Stelio

Haha careful those saddles seem to start arguments!

Apparently those Prep H wipes have been used by people before to reduce puffiness around your eyes, so if you suffer from that, two birds with one stone! Just don't get it in your eye!

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thomas404

Well, as long as my bum prune hangs free, it's cool, lol.

That is probably some good advice. It's probably also not a good idea to repackage and reuse them once I am done with my piles, lol. Will most likely end up with pink eye.

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Stelio

Oh god I laughed so hard at that, it was shortly followed by an "Ewww no!"

I really don't think it's a good idea to repackage used wipes!

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thomas404

But they always said I am saving the planet by recycling! Plus, I would save 4 bob.

Still, it is probably best not too. I don't want to be one of those idiots that create a new illness. But it would be funny if people got bum grapes on their face.

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Stelio

Yes it really is best not to! And if I start seeing people with bum face grapes I'm going to hold you responsible mister/misses!

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DrSpychology

Ouch right in the leechblock

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thomas404

Look at it this way, it is better than having piles!

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DrSpychology

I'd rather have piles than getting hit in the leechblock, but if you really feel that way, I'll take your pile and I'll get your contributor value down to 30

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thomas404

Dude, I would totally do that if I could.

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DrSpychology

You can!

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