Where's dota 2?

http://www.dota2.com/spoilsofwar

read carefully ;p

Dota 2 is Free to Play and you can now customize your Heroes.
With the introduction of the Steam Workshop and the in-game store, you can create your own look from the wide selection of content created by the community.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/570/

try this link, i think you can download it and play it with this

the Early access nets you bunch of item sets (at least it used to), or just sign up on the game's website and wait for invite
or join a giveaway on SG :D

hackers

Because all of them got created over a week ago ;)

I found both of your socks, they are hanging out with Dota 2. I think they run away to live a happier life.

... also, HATS!