In honor of the many engrish posts (and puzzles) showing up on SG (oh and also to celebrate not lagging like crazy), here's a puzzle. Each question is a pretty well known quote from a video game put through bad translator. Just answer the video game the quote is from and you're good to go! I tried not to pick translations that were too hard, but this puzzle might still be pretty difficult.

Corrections/Hints:
5: Drop the "The" in your answer. Format is xxxxxx xxxxx
8: A prophet is not a character class.
10: Add II onto the answer if you haven't. Forgot that the quoted character was also in the first game.
I didn't realize there were different names for the games in other countries. All answers here are American titles.

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Solutions:

  1. Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle! -Super Mario Bros.
  2. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! -The Legend of Zelda
  3. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum. -Duke Nukem
  4. All your base are belong to us -Zero Wing
  5. You have died of dysentery. -Oregon Trail
  6. Do a barrel roll! -Star Fox 64
  7. Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game -The Secret of Monkey Island
  8. You spoony bard! -Final Fantasy IV
  9. War. War never changes. -Fallout
  10. Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!! -Baldur's Gate II

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/vMoWW

12 years ago*

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[link] (text) no space, for the link format.
And thank you for the puzzle.

12 years ago
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Yeah, haha. Just read the FAQ. Thanks!

12 years ago
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I think teaching everyone that was the real purpose behind Hichigo's music linking thread.

12 years ago
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lol way too hard :P thanks though!

12 years ago
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The puzzle makes no sense....o_O

12 years ago
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well-known quotes they said..

12 years ago
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I can't get the last one. I'm pretty sure I know what game it's from, but it's not accepting the answer I put in. :(

12 years ago
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Same here, hints plox! D:

12 years ago
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Did you forget the '?

12 years ago
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It was not a question, it was an order. :P

12 years ago
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I got it finally. :)

12 years ago
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This is large. For it gives thanks the a lot for the laughter and the generosity, Jatan.

12 years ago
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Finally got it... Hats off to you, Jatan, this was an awesome, original and funny puzzle. Many thanks!

12 years ago
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Stuck on 2 and 8 so far.

12 years ago
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I'd like to know how to use that translator..REALLY

12 years ago
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You don't use it for the puzzle, it has no translate back option.

12 years ago
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Looks like games are called differently in my country because I know where first quote is from but I still can't get it right. FAIL! :D

12 years ago
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Don't forget interpunction.

12 years ago
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Just when you posted this I tried another answer and it was right. But as I said - game I played all my childhood wasn't called like that for me.:D

12 years ago
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I've managed to figure out 5 and 4 of them are from games I've never played before, so I'm not holding out much hope of being able to figure out the rest. They all seem to be from consoles I never owned. Still, a nice idea so gl to whoever wins.

12 years ago
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already got it. thanks anyway, this was fun

12 years ago
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Nice puzzle! Stuck on 10 and 5 (I really don't wanna google this anymore..). 9 was also hard.

12 years ago
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Stuck on 8 & 10.

12 years ago
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Stuck on 2 & 10.

12 years ago
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This puzzle is unsolvable to me yet again. Thanks for the thought though.

12 years ago
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It would worship to give thanks the a lot for this asks very funny.

12 years ago
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LOL! "She the prophet of spoony" xD ive no idea what the answers are for most of these questions but this one made me chuckle

12 years ago
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The only one i'm missing. Have no idea where to start.

Scratch that, found it. :D

12 years ago
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The last one is the only one that doesn't look remotely familiar to me.

12 years ago
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laughing, great idea for a puzzle!

This is the time to kick the donkey and chews the bubble eraser. .. and I all am eraser

12 years ago
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Well said "Dk University"!

12 years ago
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Original text:

"Lick my balls"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My eggs Not funny"

12 years ago
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perfection

12 years ago
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This is hilarious xD Thanks for the refreshing puzzle

12 years ago
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It was an interesting mystery. I really enjoy some of them to fight. Jigsaw, thank!

12 years ago
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Cool idea for a puzzle. Pretty much lost on 2, 7, and 8 though lol.

12 years ago
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awesome idea for a puzzle. and I acutally knew number 10(awesome game it was...and even more awesome quote). but I suck at puzzles so I probably won't manage to solve it all :/ thanks anyway!

12 years ago
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SG hasn't been down...

12 years ago
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Im breaking my head over the last one... I cant find it...

12 years ago
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Thanks for the puzzle! fucking 10 though lol

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Closed 12 years ago by jatan11t.