Laura Mallory

I don't really understand jokes.

sorry, it's in spanish, in english it would make no sense

cuando muera quiero que me incineren y tiren mis cenizas sobras las tumbas de mis ex para así echarles un ultimo polvo

My sex life.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with.

I am very bad in remembering jokes. :/
and they would be in german.
But here is one, translated with instant translate:

In the four corners of a football field, stands in one corner a bad orthopedist, in the next a good orthopedist, a surgeon in the next, and in the last corner a radiologist. In the middle of the pitch, a cup with 10,000 euros in small bills. Who is first after the starting gun in the center, wins the money.
Who is the lucky one?
Answer: The bad orthopedist.
Justification: Good orthopedist does not exist, the surgeon did not understand the rules and the radiologist runs not even for 10,000 euros.

What is the difference between "put brand name of a beer some1 near you is currently holding" beer and a clitoris?

A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.

I do not know any english jokes so nope. No fun this time. Yes.

I will be going to tell you in the chat when it comes to my mind again... ;)

Thank you very much indeed! ☺