For Yunie's giveback thread. If you win you'll find the key here
Please don't leave 'thank you' comments. If you have an urge to post something, please write any of your favorite comedian's joke.
Here's mine:

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

Demetri Martin