Rules to enter: You must write me your best pornographic short scene featuring at least one of the following elements: sand, betrayal or United States special forces! You have one week. Comments will probably be NSFW.
Note: these stories actually have to have some effort put into them. "sex on a beach" is not a story.
Note 2: I said a story, not a synopsis. Did any of you pass first grade English?
Pictures are allowed, but they are not an alternative unless they are very good ones.
Edit: Two stories in and I regret this already.
PS: For those who don't get The Lime thing, a "lemon" is a smut fic. A "lime" is considered to be a slightly more tasteful one, more erotic than pornographic, generally with a sort of fade to black effect when they get to the heavy stuff.
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Private Dave rocked those lime coloured shorts like nobody's business. He had just come back from the nation of Western Analia, a small sandy republic where doughnuts were considered currency, and he just knew exactly what he needed the most; to rear end his favourite Private First Class!
Nicole stared down at those limey shorts, pondering what to do. Her black skirted business suit flattered her nicely, the skirt just a bit over the knee. Her heels skimmed the floor as she gave a wicked grin to Dave. She knew what he wanted, and damnit, she wanted it too!
Raising her skirt and tugging her panties aside, Dave flipped her around and jackknifed as hard as he could. Nicole's purse dangled from her hand as she felt it enter inside. Blushing, she did her best wild chicken impression while her heels began to wrap around Dave's waist from behind her.
It was at this point that President Obama walked in, ready to give Dave his congressional medal of honour. Both man and woman turned to him, blushing madly. Thinking he would be reprimanded, Dave dropped Nicole like a rock. She landed on her chest, heeled feet up in the air and skirt raised to her waist. Obama then said "Showing your girlfriend a little Analian culture, are you?"
I'm spent :p
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Good. :D
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Sorry to intercept here jade. Just saw my name in your blacklist. Any reason for that?
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Didn't follow the rule on a past giveaway. If you do this rule, I'll unblacklist you.
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I did a little search on my participations in your giveaways and found that "Fable III - Dog Breed Set" in which, as it seems, I didn't comment as you requested. That's strange, as I tend to respect the private giveaway rules. Maybe I entered in a hurry. Anyway, sorry about that.
Now, how do I get out of your blacklist? Do I have to comment on that and put a pic of my fav breed or something else?
Just don't want other people to have wrong impression about me, especially if I don't have bad intentions towards them.
P.S. A fellow steamgifter pointed out my presence in your list
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Nah, too late for the dog breed one, but you can do this or a future rule and I'll probably unblacklist you, depending on what the rule is and how much effort you put into it.
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I loled!
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Best one so far, 2nd best... just read the shrek one lol
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Rule approved, giveaway bookmarked.
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Ta, Bobo. <3 Thought it would be okay to approve it myself, but wanted a second opinion later on.
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This ... this is checks and balances gone completely wrong. O_o
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Robin is a best worker on his company. Robin work on company same with his wife, everyday he always spend a time with his wife and his best friend wife.When his wife got assigned from her boss to go to another child company for couple day, Robin spend his time with his best friend wife. day by day, robin and his best friend wife is more closer and closer.
When Robin got punishment or some problem with his wife, he always tell story with her. And one day, Robin and that woman go to a bar. they drink and make a lot of story to tell each other. When robin drove her to her house, that woman flirt robin and asked to go inside. Robin was drunk when he was asked, and robin said yes and they go inside. That woman go to bathroom to change her clothes, meanwhile robin lay on sofa because he got a headache. That woman outside from bathroom, robin see her used a transparent clothes and walk to sofa.
She was kiss him, hug him, kiss on his ear, touch his cheek, open his dress slowly. And they have sex on that sofa, and then someone knock the door. Robin shocked and try to hiding, meanwhile that woman open the door and shocked when she saw that person is Robin wife.
Robin wife go inside and tell to her best friend about her problem with her husband. Suddenly, they hug each other and giving a kiss to each other. They slowly open they clothes, and lick each other on that sofa when robin and that woman having sex.
Robin saw on his hiding spot and shocked to see that. Suddenly, he make noise and three of them was shocked and see each other. Robin ask to his wife about her relationship with that woman, and his wife said she was on relationship for a long time with that woman before she married Robin. And she ask to Robin to join with them, and Robin said Aww~ Hell Yeah !!!
Is my imagination too long? Thanks :3
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I guess that counts as betrayal. Tolerable. Won't hold the poor English against you, though it did make it a literal struggle to read.
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Sorry Jade for my poor english >.<
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Don't worry, I understand it's not everyone's first language. It was readable, it was just a struggle. :D
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Thanks Jade :3
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I don't like porn, so I will not enter the giveaway. thanks anyway
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Same. XD
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Thanks. <3
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...And there they were, naked, on a sandy beach, her, a tall blonde with huge breasts and tiny mind (but who would mind that after looking at the breasts, eh?) and him, a dwarf, oh no, wait, that's not politically acclaimed... lets say - a small man. You can barely see him underneath her when her body rocks on him like a sledgehammer...
ok, thats enough reader - you are aware that midget porn is at least disturbing? Go away! Nothing to see here! :)
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Don't lie to me. Shortstack porn is the best porn.
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more like short stick xD
Maybe I should change the beach for a forest for you and add 6 more little fellas to the gang?
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Fuck yeah. :D
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Captain Price was wet and naked on a sunny day, at a russian beach...then a question came to his mind...where's Soap?... Then Soap answered his question out of nowher: In you! ... Yea, I don't like CoD and I know that they're not US Spec Ops but S.A.S. so I hope it'll be enough :P
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sex on the beach...
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"Tee-hee, you're so cute Obama-chan!"
"Noriko, I've already told you not to call me that anymore... You know what happens when you call me by that name."
blushes "Oh I know, Mr. President."
Obama quickly grabbed Noriko by her waist, pulling down her skirt, and revealing her silky black panties. Those were his favorite. He bent her right over the Oval Office desk and felt-up her backside, Noriko looked backed and saw the little tent in his trousers and laughed.
"Your wee is so cute, Obama-chan!"
He rolled his eyes and proceeded to unbuckle his belt, just waiting to get all up in that. It was right then that Mrs. Michelle Obama walked in the door!
"BARACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING", said Mrs. Obama.
He shrugged and turned to her, instantly unbuttoning her blouse. It was a better time than any for a threesome, and Michelle seemed willing once she picked up on his plans.
Now he had both women on top of his desk, he went and locked the doors so there was no further interruptions, and got down to business.
(Commander-in-Chief counts as special forces, yes? If not, you can count this as betrayal because he was fuckin' Noriko on the side.")
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Good. :D
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He was a man of the US special forces who liked to swim and lay in the sand on a beach, the place isnt important. A huge blond big breasted girl came along, and she really needed a hard dick after her (also) hard day as a school-teacher at a nursery-school. She had enough of all the girl on girl action, saw the man and his well trained body and just layed next to him in the sand. The man saw the chick and he recognized that his pants got tight, so he removed them and counted on his luck and approached the girl, who suddenly felt something hard next to her ass....so all they needed was a bit spittle and the "thing was in the box".
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That's... tolerable writing, I suppose.
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Somehow, I get the feeling that the reroll process will be far better than reading all the stories.
Ah well, they did say justice is blind after all so you should still be good to go as a mod Jade! :P
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Given the quality of the stories... oh, god.
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MacJoeJister a little big guy wanted to make something malicious... He kidnapped Megamm Fyx and start making sexuality abuse, she liked and they married,and later turning the hottest porn actors all world!The United States special forces discoverd what he did some years before,MacJoeJister get killed by a quickscope :O
*sorry for bad english :P
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Major Sergeant General Captain Colonel Commander Steve had sex. He enjoyed it a lot. He enjoyed it so much that he had is again.
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Jorji pls
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Weren't you supposed to concentrate on schoolwork or something? Or am I thinking of someone else..
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Soft-core porn on the sands!
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They're holding hands! BAN THIS SICK FILTH.
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That guy has a tattoo of a couch.
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I am going to get me one of those. A couch tattoo, not a man.
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Im just here to read all the great stories :D
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^this :D
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John was coming back from work after a long day.His boss(which was the big boss'es son),as usually,yelled at him,just because the boss wanted to show that he is controling them,even tho he is just a pussy.
When he entered his house,he searched for his wife in the kitchen(like where every woman should be),and she wasn't there.
He went upstairs and saw his wife having sex with a midget wizard.John took out his gun and killed the midget wizard(did i also mention that John is a badass with guns and RPGs hidden in his coat?)
John then told his wife "We are going to have the best sex ever".
and then aliens came and took over the world.THE END.also the aliens had sex as well.
if this is not a good enough story,then this one should be:
Sex on a beach between 2 women married with man,so this counts as betreyal. also,they are in the army.
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"like where every woman should be"
Suspended, like every misogynist comment should be.
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Bless ❤
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Awesome, just awesome.
I have a synopsis in my head already, gonna try to make a nice story. Too sleepy to write atm though. I'm bookmarking without entering and this is going to be a placeholder for the story.
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Asar sighed as she leaned her head back, feeling her golems hot, textured, wet tongue slide against her folds. She gripped the chain that acted as a leash around the mystical constructs neck, and the automaton gave a pleasant little moan. Her lips parted in a soft sigh as she wrapped her legs around the sand-golems head, her bronze legs shining with a fine sheen of sweat.
"Amatullah..." the Arabic wife of a trader murmured, her name for the servant her husband had made for her to satisfy her lusts whenever he went on a long trade mission. She didn't mind when he left her for so long these days... in fact, she was beginning to prefer it. The golem didn't respond- rather, it just shut it's feminine eyes and gripped the woman’s hips, it's thumbs pressing lightly into her flesh. “Oh... Yes... please...” Asar begged, her back arching, gasping as the little sandy bumps grained against her clitoris, her body shuddering helplessly, lost in pleasure.
Amatullah was beginning to realize that 'she' loved with when 'her' Mistresses husband, her creator, left the large, airy, desert home too. When he left just a few hours ago, the golem had lifted Asar up by her waist and placed her on their large bed of cottons and silks, bedsheets embroidered with gold and small pearls, bright reds and vibrant blues, not by command, but because 'she', 'herself', wanted to. Amtullah was gaining a conscious, one that was absolutely devoted to, in love with, Asar.
As she dove her tongue into her Mistress, and as she heard the haggard gasp, followed by the mewls and moans from the beautiful bronze woman, Amatullah made up her mind. She was going to have Asar all to herself, one way or another. For the first time in her creation, the sand-golem grinned.
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Omai... o///o
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That was very good! :D
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Sergeant Max was angry. His Iraqi informant had betrayed him. And yet he could not deny the hot passion that swept over him. In a heated swirl of anger and lust, he roughly bent his informant over against the wall and pulled down his pants. Max shoved the barrel of his gun in the informant's asshole, jerking it in and out, mixing sand with excrement. Not a word was said. The informant climaxed with a whimper. Yet Max continued, the barrel of his gun rubbing sand into the now raw asshole. The informant's whimper turned to a mew, but he did not complain. Finally, Max stopped, out of breath and eyes downcast, his anger satiated but now replaced with shame. The informant pulled up his pants, eyes too downcast, and quietly turned and walked away, knowing this was the end of their relationship. Max raised his gun at the departing figure and pulled the trigger. The informant's head exploded in a burst of bone and red haze. The scent of sweat, shit and blood hung in the humid air as Max collapsed to his knees, shoulders heaving uncontrollably as he sobbed alone.
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I... it's... I... it's technically what I asked for... and the quality of the writing is far better than most so far... I just... I...
Well, gun porn just got a lot more literal. You can join if you want.
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Oddly enough, I liked this because it showed prospect of a plot and hints at a much more expansive hidden story. Gun porn isn't my thing, but...if it's in the character's nature, which we aren't really privy to with such a small sampling, but...this has potential for a smut book. Though if he's going to torture the informant that way, not sure it would be in the nature to sob uncontrollably alone.
Apparently I don't discriminate when it comes to porn. I see the potential of the plot. Where it can come from to get here, where it can go...It's quite interesting.
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Porn without plot has nothing for me, so I see what you mean.
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Well, I was going for the implication that a rough-sex relationship was in place, and that it disgusted Sergeant Max but he was inexplicably drawn to the informant and couldn't help himself.
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"Not now, honey."
Sergeant Hardon just came home from the sandy shores of unnamed Eastern European or Middle Eastern locales. He witnessed awful things there, like beggars incessantly complaining about how they couldn't win on SteamGifts. It was an awful experience, and the hardened soldier wished that he could forget about all that. He wanted his wife to back off and give him some space so he could get accustomed to civilian life.
"But I'm not your honey, honey..."
It wasn't his wife talking, as he had thought, but her twin sister. She seemed like the kind of girl who would do everything her wife wouldn't. She got the best breast augmentation money could buy, and short shorts that were so short you could see her butt cheeks slip through a little bit when she walks. Truth be told, Hardon was tempted by some of the girls he had seen on his deployment, but he didn't bite. Even if he did wish that his wife got a little more freaky in the bed.
"Is that you, Nikki?"
Nikki got the nickname "nasty." Not like her sister, the "virgin" Mary. To some extent, Hardon wondered if he made the wrong choice. And despite his strongest urges, he knew what he hoped Nikki would invite him to do.
"Mary's not here, baby. You want to go upstairs and... unpack?"
And go upstairs they did. And unpack they did. After they were finished unpacking, they got down to the real business. With Hardon worn out, he insisted that Nikki do the work. Nikki didn't mind. She wanted to take it slow, pretending to ride him as he lay down before the actual riding happened. Got her warmed up, she said.
"You... ASSHOLE!"
Mary emerged from the attic, hot and sweaty after dealing with an unprecedented simultaneous infestation of both rats and bats. It turned out that even Nikki was in on it, having argued with her sister that her man was actually unfaithful and would jump at such an opportunity. It was a crushing incident at the most painful of times.
"I may be 'nasty' Nikki, but I hate cheaters!"
Hardon meekly implored, "You know, it's not cheating if the wife allows it. What if both of you came to bed with me?"
fin
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Good. :D
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dude.. not gonna do this.. u can't have my soul for a GA.. =.=
so.. I'm not joining, but hey: thanks for the GA anyway!
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I will try. I am terrible at this sort of thing, though. Hopefully you won't judge me if it ends up being complete shit. lol I'll edit this comment to include my story when I'm done, and then I'll enter your giveaway.
Thanks for offering up such a great game!
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sorry Jade, but I save my best porn scenario's for my special lady. So if I did post something here.. it would be sub par at best.
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Post something great and then use it for her. :D
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Porn is gross
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Only bad porn.
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Sara was a cute, short girl. She had blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. Her and her family lived in a beach house in Florida. Her family was fairly religious and kept Sara sheltered from the outside world. Unlike other girls, at the late age of 18 Sara just started to discover her sexuality. She would pleasure herself with any phallic object she could get her hands on. After all, she had quite a bit of pleasure to make up for. One day, the simple phallic objects were not enough. She wanted something different; no, needed something different. She wanted something that could get every inch of her pleasurable abyss stimulated. One day, Sara and her friend Kelly were on the beach tanning. Both girls untied their bras and laid flat on their stomachs soaking up the sun's rays. After about an hour or so Kelly called it quits and told Sara, "Thanks for the fun time, but I've had enough. I'll call you tomorrow." Sara waved as Kelly walked away. Sara had her private beach all to herself. Her parents were at work. She finally had the opportunity to do what she had been craving. After she was sure Kelly had left, she quickly went back to the beach and set up her area. She laid down a beach towel and put up the umbrella. She laid down and undressed. She flicked her nipples to get them hard (try it, flick your nipples and they will get hard I promise). Her juices started to flow. She rubbed her hood slowly, letting her natural lube make her slit slippery. She pleasured the insides with her left hand, while her right pleasured the outside. She wanted to get inside deeper. Her fingers only went so far. A strange idea came over her, the sand. She grabbed sand and let it soak up the juices that were leaking out of her. Once the sand was moist and soft, she inserted globs of it into her. She fit as much as she could into her and quickly closed her legs. She rolled back and forth and the sand moved as she did. It stimulated every inch of her insides until at least, she came. The explosion of cum from her quickly flooded out the sand that was inside of her. The beach towel left soaked with a mixture of her juice and sand.
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Sand does NOT do that.
That said, good, you're in.
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B-b-but this (NSFW) gif...
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That's either cleverly faked or that woman is a masochist.
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MOTHER OF GOD.
NO.
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