For Yunie's giveback thread. If you win you'll find the key here
Please don't leave 'thank you' comments. If you have an urge to post something, please write any of your favorite comedian's joke.
Here's mine:

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Mitch Hedberg