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He got whooped by Bruce Lee back in the day, in a movie...

No Chuck Norris but Bruce Lee.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Clint Eastwood chews Norrises and spits out Sea Gulls. Make of it whatever you will :O

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Thanks!!! My favorites fact: Chuck Norris can cut scissors with paper xD

Already have it thanks.

but what if i have no chuck norris jokes at hand

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.

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Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is hairy!

The cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris can break boards using his mind. His preference, however, is using your head.

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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

Thanks! Who is that Chuck Norris guy?

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris was born in the house he built with hes own hands ...

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