come and sit on santa's lap

Surprised you didn't add a Lenny face to that title though. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What I want for Christmas? Something which is impossible, and that is that nobody in the world would be sad or depressed. Nobody deserves that. Unfortunately, that kind of thing is, like I said, impossible. Instead I want a GPU upgrade. It would be pretty neat if Santa would just drop one out of the sky. Or even better, the money to buy one.

But seriously though, all I want is for other people to be happy. I don't need anything for myself.

[Edit] Oh, and count me out of the giveaway. I've been getting too many games I really don't deserve lately. Cheers!

I have everything i need expect for a good pc and socks. You can never have enough socks. I will definitely get some new socks.

I want ACIII, AC Black Flag, AC Freedom Cry and AC Rogue to go on a 75% off sale just like it did a few months ago. Please Santa, make Gaben do so. T.T

do you feel it?i can feel it.. the xmas so close, work is done, the happyness around... i can feel it for real :D time to relax, enjoy holidays with the dearest ones.. get gifts, make gifts.. it's just awesome. I really have all i want.. can't ask for more :) i will have my usual xmas with family and close friends... eat too much food, play, sleep, repeat

happy holidays to everyone :D

i was forgetting.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Santa? What happened to your beard?

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Will add you for gifting. <3 Thanks for posting all the christmas stories though guys, have a great day.

I want you to choose someone who will play the game right away and really enjoy it!

All I want for Christmas is to be kissed by a girl :(

I'm spending my Christmas with my cat. Good enough for me.

I want to stop wanting and just be.

is that a gun in your pocket santa?

Anyway... just hang out with the family, relaxing and eating too much :P

All i want is for that guy 3 post ups to get a loving kiss from a girl xd

I got glasses for Christmas (that's all I really wanted xD). I got them yesterday so I got my present early :p Now all I have left is three family Christmas parties to go to.

all I want for Christmas is some drinks well I already bought my drinks yesterday so all I need now is a cuddle ^_^

snow. almost impossible in a tropical country but maybe in my dreams when i am asleep. Have been having bad dreams lately.

I just got off the road. Back home from what turned out to be the best family Christmas vacation ever!

My wife and 3 kids: ages 3, 1.5, and .5 - and I went to St. Louis MO. Halfway there the puking began. The three year old puked in the car, mostly onto her baby brother. We cleaned up in a Cracker Barrel parking lot and decided to drive on. There were 3 more pukings on the way - one out of the car in a McDonalds parking lot - the others safely into a trash can in the car.

We made it at last! We got moved into our rented house and got everybody into bed. I had the worst night of sleep of my life, and in the moring I began puking. Oh me oh my! I puked so much I clogged the toilet which my darling wife had to plunge. Midway through the morning I made it from my bed to the living room couch. My wife took care of everything for the entire day. My one task was finding suitable holiday programming to Chromecast onto the big HD flatscreen TV. This I did. The Pixar movie Inside Out is wonderful! It made me laugh inspite of my illness. All in all, though I was sick and one little one was sick and my wife was pulling double duty and coming down with a nasty cough - in spite of everythihng we had a cozy family down-time kind of Christmassy lazy holiday together.

The next day I was much better, so we all trooped down to the St. Louis Arch! We went to the top which involved being crammed into these little capsules that you ride up the inside of the arch to the observation deck at the top - 630 feet in the air! It was wonderful. Once we were back on the ground we all ate at a tacky little bar and grill, but they sat usnext to the fish tank which my daughters loved! Then it was back home for more TV and recuperating.

Our final day we went to the City Museum. This place is like Never Never Land and the Mines of Moria wrapped up together! I can't believe it exists! There are tunnels just big enough for little kids to crawl into and then the tunnels go up over your head - they connect to giant slides and to secret chambers and to other rooms - oh my! This place has to be seen to be believed. We are going there again!

Then for the coup de grace, we went to just the best BBQ place I have ever been to in my life. Vernon's BBQ in St. Louis. Heavenly! And horseradish potato salad to boot! You can tell that by this time I was totally over my sickness.

And then the many hours drive home! Oh, the screaming and the tornado watches and the sheet lightening and the rain and the screaming and the crying and the buffeting winds! Oh the madness. Oh the humanity!

And yet here we are back home safe and sound. The kids asleep. Praise Jesus!

I don't really know what I want for Christmas. It's true. I haven't asked anyone for anything. My wife has been plotting something and I'm sure I'll flip over it. I really have no idea at all what it might be!

Happy Christmas, Santa!

I want world peace and peace with myself. :( What I mean is that I am the worst judge of myself. I am always judging myself for everything that I do and I really want to make peace with myself. Strange, eh? :/ That's me though. Merry Christmas. Can I sit on your lap? :B

My girlfriend is Jewish, but we're doing Christmas anyway. I got her a new vape (Aspire Odyssey kit, includes Triton tank and Pegasus mod, if anyone cares) and bought myself the same tank, since mine is discontinued and so we can share the coils. I gave it to her early because her old pen vape (Infuse, made by Kanger for the shop in our area) was on its last legs. In return, she bought me a large bottle of St Germain, since I love it but never buy it for myself because it's pricey and I go through alcohol way too quickly. We also both have tattoo appointments lined up (not matching, just decided to go in around the same time) and although we're paying for our own....we're each telling our families it was a gift because they're ridiculous about spending money on tattoos.

For my best friends, I got one the Starbucks refill cup, you get a free drink every day in January when you take it in. Same thing I got him last year. The other friend is actually my girlfriend's friend, and we got her a Lootcrate gift sub.

I got my mother the same Starbucks cup, again same thing I did last year. For my sister (age 9), I got her this T-shirt and bought myself a tank top with the same design, she loves to match me.

My mother and I pooled together to buy my grandmother a new laptop, and we're getting her a new phone eventually as well, and a new one for my grandfather also.

As for what I want? I just want a new key cut for my car since I don't have a spare, and maybe some new parts to get my maintenance light to turn off. I worked in a shop, I know it's not a big deal, just haven't gotten around to doing the simple fix.

Oh, and of course I want Fallout 4, but I'm waiting for a good sale :p

For Christmas I'd just like to be happy and content, get some time with my wife and boys, maybe play a few games and get some time down my allotment getting it ready for planting.

Its going to be a weird Christmas. My girlfriend broke up with me right before the holidays, classy, and I just found out my father isn't my biological father. So, uh, eggnog and whiskey? Maybe just whiskey and whiskey. Don't want to go overboard on that eggnog. Thanks for the generosity though OP.

me right about now :D

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I want to be able to divide 0 by 0.

Just the standard Christmas, playing games featuring some special christmas levels, watching some movies about Christmas, and eating so much chocolate I think I won't survive to see 2016.

I just want this pain to go away... someday :'(

Gonna have a Christmas lunch with family. It will be fun to see my nephews and niece