A Skyrim Giveaway. All ninjas assemble.

So, it turns out there are several reasons for me to celebrate (hit F5 NOW) and what better way to do it than a Skyrim giveaway. Sometime (how about within an hour, F5 please) I will post what you want but I am not sure if you will make it in time so I suggest you hit F5 right now! Why am I celebrating you ask? Well, the (F)5 reasons to celebrate are: for winning Skyrim, in a public giveaway no less, for somehow managing to reach 1000 comments before (again F5 please) reaching 1000 giveaways, for recently (F5 right now!) winninng several giveaways, for being proposed to by Hichigo and for finally defeating Wormy. So start hitting F5 and keep at it until I update this post. I love you ninjas :) Oh, and in case you actually succeed in causing a DOS and get banned for it then I will reward your valiant efforts by making another Skyrim giveaway just for you!

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Edit: Only one minute left! Click here for Skyrim right NOW!

If you happen to be insatiable then here is a little extra puzzle for another Skyrim. Only contributors may enter. The text above has nothing to do with the puzzle.

1. This is the new black.
2. A ninja must always look underneath the underneath.
3. Michael Jackson.
4. Misty's demon was 1 of...
5. Hello, oh no, wait. Wtf are you doing here!? Wrong place mister, and I mean, just look at you, the hair, the face, the eyes, what a knockoff!

There is no need to go deep in spoilerific sites. If you do, know you are just wasting your time. Now go and may the cross (+) watch over your dangerous journey, some bits of it will be very risky. The giveaway will last for 4 days.

Hints

This puzzle is themed. All the answers but the last are from this theme. The theme is not F5. You will first need to find the theme, nothing will make sense without it.

1. Just look at the star of the show! What is wrong with him? He is a ninja, after all...
2. Google can make some good suggestions at times. The theme is here along with something else.
3. Jessie replaced him with Wobbuffet. He was a villain and his long, well you know what, creeped her out.
4. There is a why too many.
5. A surprising lack of belts and zippers I might add. Hey, aren't you the star of your own show or something? The other guy is only costaring here. And you are watching this very thread!!! Stop watching us!

Solution

I decided to post the solution in a seperate thread. I am not doing it in the same thread as the puzzle because I heard there is a weirdo who goes around and solves old puzzles and I wouldn’t want to spoil it for him (yes, I mean you chour). If you wish to discuss the solution then do it here.