A Skyrim Giveaway. All ninjas assemble.

I would like Skyrim, but I don't understand your puzzle so I will pass.

Thanks anyway. I give you a complimentary F5.

Still no solvers. It may be a little tricky but it's not meant to be hard, if you know what's the deal, my fellow ninjas.

Just gonna copy/paste what I think is a very applicable post made in another 'puzzle' thread.

"First of all, despite what I'm about to say, I'd like to thank Mike and everyone who does giveaways. It's their money, and we should be grateful they chose to give us anything at all. So, honestly, and without any trace of sarcasm, thank you. You're the reason this website even exists.

That said, I really wish people would stop calling these "puzzles". They aren't puzzles. A puzzles is supposed to be solvable through the careful analysis of often subtle contextual clues. They are exercises in logical deductive (and less often inductive) reasoning.
Most of the "puzzles" I see on these forums are exercises in moon logic. There's no information to "piece together". There's usually very little or no information at all. The only way to solve these is to accidentally stumble upon whatever arbitrary train of thought the creator decided to use - a la early 90's adventure game: "Use fish on moon to open door". "I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred. Guess!". It's like piecing together a puzzle when all but one of the pieces are missing... There isn't enough contextual information for people to be able to make a logical deductive or inductive leap, so it's little more than random guessing.

Sorry, old pet peeves of mine. Again, I'm honestly grateful you do these at all."

Hi noctis.

First hint added. Still no solvers.

Oh, good morning. Let me get some breakfast and I'll get to you =)

Here is a real skyrim. http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/wIria/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim

AHH My NIPPLES THEY HURT!!! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!!

I thought that I had prepared my anus. My anus was not ready.

-_-?

I added plenty of hints. You should have no excuses now. Read carefully everything after "If you happen...". There are two days left and still no solvers.

And we have our first solver! I've updated the hints to make them more clear.

chour, BrutoDetestsSB, kangarooster and everyone. Where are you? This puzzle needs solvers!

Wow, I didn't not expect this puzzle to be this easy, haha! I guess this "Thanks for Skyrim" really counts this time!

[edit]: It turns out that no, I do not have any of the answers. Yet, anyway. ;)

Thanks for the puzzle, Noctis.

There are 2 solvers at the moment and about 36 hours left.

Only 13 hours left!

I give up. I had some answers, but it seems one of them is wrong. Without the giveaway format, it's much harder to figure out which answer is wrong.

2 hours and 40 minutes left!

waaaaaaaay to hard for me

Thanks man.

3 solvers and 50 minutes left!

The puzzle is over. The solution has been posted.

lol @ solution page. Just as I said, this isn't a puzzle. It is a random "guess my thinking" game that uses no sort of internal logic.

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