Likely result?
"Best before" is a guideline for taste. "Use before" is a guideline for safety. It's a frozen fucking pizza.
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We both know that, but this site has cowards unwilling to experience the taste explosion. :P
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it's not gonna be me who'll puke all over the place and/or have a nasty diarrhea (that's what you meant with the explosion maybe?). suit yourself.
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I keep on thinking that Delta is a cute girl like Rikku, so at first I thought that it wouldn't be that bad. But then I realized that image of Delta in my mind is false :(
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what's better than puking rainbows? shitting rainbows! (in liquid form.)
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The photo was uploaded one year ago...The real Delta is probably dead from the pizza and you're actually one of his flatmates posting on his account pretending to be him!
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The best used by date is just a guideline, you'll be fine.
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Just in case, have your must trusted antidiarrheal. I consider the toppings to be the most hazardous things 1 year later, may the force be with you!
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For those who don't want to watch the video, here is a picture. :D
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brb, making people puke by showing them that screencap.
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You don't like chicken in a can? Its magically delicious!
I lied, Ashens thought it was nasty
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It could be worse...
They could invent scratch and sniff internet technology...and if they did I would post durian fruit every thread.
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I'm actually okay with durian smell. Had a couple of bottles of durian extract for a prank once.
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"Any vegetarians out there? What's that? ALL of you now?"
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let we know if you are have to visit doctor afterward okay
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I think it depends how your stomach deals with old food. I can drink week old milk and just get gas. But year old pizza, I recommend drinking a lot of water or ginger ale if the pizza taste a little odd.
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Frozen pizza is like cardboard. And cardboard can't go bad, right?
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A lot are, but some frozen pizzas can be pretty good, albeit more expensive, so you may as well order out. That isn't always an option, though.
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I think the one he's cooking looks like one of the cardboard ones though >.<
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Amy's Pizzas(all vegetarian/vegan,though) are good, and even Tombstone has a decent thick "Garlic bread crust" pizza, to be entirely honest.
Digiornio actually is one of the best, especially their stuffed crust cheese. Dig it.
Freschetta's is ok, too, at least for thin crust.
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It might end up like this though.
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Oh boy...
You'll have to post a picture of how you feel in the morning
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its cheese looks dangerous. are you still alive? or more like, are you still DELTA WE HAVE KNOWN?
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Just had breakfast. I'm still Delta. To prove it, I'll make some giveaways. :P
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are you sure you're not controlled by that nasty cheese? i really doubt you're DELTA WE HAVE KNOWN.
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He might be the AntiDelta, which means he'll try to deceive us by acting like him.
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As long as I make giveaways, is there really a difference?
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WE DON'T LOVE YOU FOR YOUR GIVEAWAYS! WE LOVE YOU! i mean the past you, delta. i'll call you phi from now on.
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bludgeon (plural bludgeons), noun
- A short, heavy club, often of wood, which is thicker or loaded at one end.
We smashed the radio with a steel bludgeon.
Unless you have other idea of opposite of "blade".
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Probably it didntmake you sick, but i cant imagine that pizza tasting any good after 1 year in a freezer
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Looks kind of like something you'd get an hour before closing at Chuck E. Cheese's
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If it returns, we all know what happened :p
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Man, frozen pizzas are the worst. They taste so terrible.
Pizzas from pizza restaurants (don't know how they're called in English really) are the best thing in the world though.
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Thats true tho, but here in Portugal we have some delicious frozen ones, believe me
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I do believe you! In the USA you CAN get decent frozen pizzas. They aren't as good as fresh but they certainly aren't terrible. And they aren't cheap.
Giordano's
Lou Malnati's
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Not entering any, but making pizza by yourself is a way better and easy first it's bigger pizza, second fresh and third more tasty :P
Step to make a good pizza without having to make the dough.
Forgot to mention you also need this vegetal paper to put dough into oven
- Put the oven at ~250º to make the temperature hot, for the time you put the pizza there.
- Get a pizza dough, there is fresh one(not the frozen one), it look like this
- put some flour into a plate you will put into oven, or into the table and in the dough, and roll the dought, like this.
- Put the tomato sauce, fresh tomato sauce, not the one like Heinz bottles.
- Put the ingredients.
- Put the grated cheese.
- Put some spices and olive oil.
- Put in oven for ~15-25min at 250º
I just do it by myself, one pizza is for 2-3 ppl, I don't buy half prepared pizza anymore for years, because this one is just away better :)
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glad you didn't die :)
Hope it tasted good at least...
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If you read the fine print, it says, "Best Before Apr 2014... but still not too shabby after 2015"
Seriously, we're glad you're still kickin', and going forward, it might be wise to periodically rotate the contents of your freezer. :P
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Such a coincidence. Yesterday i had a huge homemade "cake pizza" (pizza with crust thick as 3 common pizzas with topping thick as 6 pizzas) and today i made a pizzalike omelette with 9 ingredients (not counting eggs and seasoning) :D
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Cleaning out the freezer, found a pizza. Vacuum sealed, Best Before Apr 2014, I'm gonna do it. :D
If Ashens can put 44 year old cake in his mouth, I won't let this pizza scare me.
Now with picture of frozen pizza
And cooked
I'll make a giveaway in the morning. :P
And here they are
Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion
Restaurant Empire II
Surgeon Simulator 2013
Sure, they aren't great, but hey, I was eating a year old pizza. You think I have money? :P
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