all i want is my 2 front teeth,and a BB gun so i can shoot out my eyes
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Looking for girl dressed in impractically skimpy armour to join my party. Requirements:
- Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic Good
- High Charisma
- Low Willpower
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As a grill kin, i am only looking for a hot grill.
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Born to lose and now I'm losing you
Born to lose, I've lived my life in vain
Every dream has only brought me pain
All my life I've always been so blue
Born to lose and now I'm losing you
Born to lose, it seems so hard to bear
How I long to always have you there
You've grown tired and now you say we're through
Born to lose and now I'm losing you
Born to lose and now I'm losing you
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ill take a gf, but my requirements are
- must love anime/manga
- must be a ginger
- must be bowlegged
- must be pale skinned almost albino even
- must want kids
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This is oddly close to my criteria. There's something about that pale skin.
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Doge Franku looking for hot 2d anime chicks.
Rule #1: YOU BETTER NOT BE A 3D GURL
Rule #2: You have to notice me evrydey
Rule #3: Read rule # 2
Rule #4: Read rule #3
And the most important rule: Read Rule #1
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Looking for a girlfriend that realizes that I am a true gentleman. I only have one rule, you can't touch my fedora.
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Meh, I gave up on this a while ago. I do so poorly with other humans that there's little reason to bother.
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I'm looking for a girlfriend that I can play Minecraft with
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looking for a girl who is kind and likes anime, everything else we can work out :)
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I am looking for a hatoful boyfriend. Has to have nice fluffy feathers.
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I am sorry, darling. But I will have to turn you down. I am not a fan of newsboy caps... ;__;
But, yes. Your feathers are beautiful.
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Aaaaaa! So cute and fluffy!!
Until a human person appeared... The horror!
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So any volunteers to be my gf? I swear I'm not a creep!
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There's this one girl. She asked me a lot of weird questions. Like do guys love a lady even she's just average looking and is it okay to turn down someone because you're expecting another guy but the other guy is not know either available or already dating someone else.
I think she's hinting something but I'm not 100% sure.
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looking for a gf that likes shooters and kinky stuff like indie games and minecraft...
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Im looking for a girlfriend. Prefered with front, rear and side airbags. :P
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