ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

"Say what!"
~Stewie Griffin

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and recieve eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

;)

Dont ever get in a conversation with an idiot. He will bring you down to his level and beat you by experience. "The World"

On a funnier note
A big mucho man walks down the beach when suddenly an obviously gay man approaches him asking <insert very high pitched voice feeled with lust for the mucho man> tell me dear how is the sea today ...he replys ...Its like CoCkS.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oooo great i will jump inside with my ass going first!

"I think we have to build a space helicopter"-metalocalypse-"We are here to make coffee metal"(Nathan Explosion)
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood.

You can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give!

"The hardest part about buying a Mac was telling my parents 'I'm gay.'" -something like that, no clue where I heard it, but I laughed. :P

Piccolo: You know how I use the Special Beam Cannon with one hand?

Nail: Yeah?

Piccolo: What if I used...TWO hands?

Nail: What, like the Kamehameha?

Piccolo: No, NOT like the Kamehameha! The Kamehameha doesn't DRILL things!

Nail: Last time I checked, neither does a cannon.

Piccolo: That's what makes it SPECIAL.

-- DragonBall Z Abridged: Lord Slug

Another of my favorites is the "cake and ice cream" bit in the Vegeta Saga, but that requires a bit of context.

"So far, this is the oldest I've ever been." - A shirt I have
Also, my birthday's on the 29th... wink wink

"I'll kill your dick"

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

"Yo gangsta, get ready to gang bang!" - Strike from Bust A Groove for PlayStation

The Doctor: You've swallowed a planet!

Amy: I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: You're huge!

Amy: Yeah, I'm pregnant!

The Doctor: Look at you: when worlds collide!

Amy: Doctor, I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: Oh, look at you both. Five years later, and you haven't changed a bit! Apart from age, and size...

Amy: Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.

The Doctor: ...are you pregnant?

-Doctor Who

"Stop quoting me"
-Oscar Wilde

there is a flaw in this. first page posts are the only ones people see.

"I was working for an outfit known as Islam Inc., financed by A. J., the notorious Merchant of Sex, who scandalized international society when he appeared at the Duc de Ventre's ball as a walking penis covered by a huge condom emblazoned with the A. J. motto "They Shall Not Pass."

"Rather bad taste, old boy," said the Duke.

To which A. J. replied: "Up yours with Interzone K.Y." The reference is to the K.Y. scandal which was still in a larval state at that time. A. J.'s repartee often refers to future events. He is a master of the delayed squelch.

Salvador Hassan O'Leary, the After Birth Tycoon, is also involved. That is, one of his subsidiary companies has made unspecified contributions, and one of his subsidiary personalities is attached to the organization in an advisory capacity without in any way committing himself to, or associating himself with, the policies, actions or objectives of Islam Inc. Mention should also be made of Clem and Jody, the Ergot Brothers, who decimated the Republic of Hassan with poison wheat, Autopsy Ahmed, and Hepatitis Hal, the fruit and vegetable broker.

A rout of Mullahs and Muftis and Husseins and Caids and Glaouis and Sheiks and Sultans and Holy Men and representatives of every conceivable Arab party make up the rank and file and attend the actual meetings from which the higher ups prudently abstain. Though the delegates are carefully searched at the door, these gatherings invariably culminate in riots. Speakers are often doused with gasoline and burned to death, or some uncouth desert Sheik opens up on his opponents with a machine gun he had concealed in the belly of a pet sheep. Nationalist martyrs with grenades up the ass mingle with the assembled conferents and suddenly explode, occasioning heavy casualties.... And there was the occasion when President Ra threw the British Prime Minister to the ground and forcibly sodomized him, the spectacle being televised to the entire Arab World. Wild yipes of joy were heard in Stockholm. Interzone has an
ordinance forbidding a meeting of Islam Inc. within five miles of the city limits."

Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

-Clint Eastwood, the Man who made Racism Funny, Again

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price."

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US - Cats

Only robots eat your babies

"I'm a virgin, I have never done this before, but I want to make love to you..."
door closes
"I wanna f the s out of you!"

-Justin Bieber (allegedly)

I think I'm the only one who finds this ridiculously funny, you know, coming from a 10 year old. But I'm going to post it anyway. Oh and a possible flaw in your giveaway, people aren't going to comment on the ones they like as it boosts their own chances of winning. It is your giveaway, you should pick your favourite and just deal with the "unfair!" bitching that ensues ;)

"I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun."

• Arnold Schwarzenegger

-By the way, do you know the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodiil?

• Is it your first offence?
• Let's Just say... no.

"SRY IF I STURGEON LATER BRO"
-Random German Guy

Cersei: I took you for a king. I should wear the armour, and you the gown!

[Robert pimp slaps Cersei]

Cersei: I shall wear this like a badge of honour.

Robert: Wear it in silence or I’ll honour you again.

Some girls make no sense.
They love Beiber singing about "Babies", but when he
finally makes one with someone, they sue him.