Ok guys, gay marriage was just a myth.

I never knew that gay people were secretly magnets wearing a human skin.
What would Magneto say about this? If the master of magnetism endorses them, then I will embrace it :3

ahh darn, now I have to marry my mother, cause magnets.

Comparing magnets and humans isn't anything new..
People used to say people who are opposite to each other (not physically.. I am saying.. uhh.. psychology?.. I don't know which word is right..) are more likely to become (close) friends than people who are similar.. just like the poles of magnets...

Nigeria hates gay marriage A LOT, and they will do everything to prove to the world that it shouldn't happen.

So.. does this apply to samesex-friendships too or does only sexual attraction behave like magnets?

Would be funny to have a discussion with that morron xD

Such complex science methods cannot be wrong!

and people call us racist when diplomas from immigrants from third world countries get a check-up?

I would say gay marriage is wrong. I would say straight marriage is wrong. Don't marry at all! Animals don't marry, it's unnatural to marry!

with enough force you can make the same poles of two magnets touch each other.

doesn't this prove how strong the bond between a gay couple has to be for them to marry?

anything that happens in/by nature is ok. on those lines Marriage is wrong but being gay is not.

Nigeria's laws on homosexual acts are notoriously harsh; current legislation punishes homosexual acts with up to 14 years in jail, or, in some northern regions of the country, death by stoning.

if you're a Mormon... you don't believe in magnets since they don't exist. this would mean that there is no attraction or repel between poles, disproving his theory...

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Well actually, the fact that a random guy wrote a trollpaper isn't new.

The official endorsement of his university, on the other hand, is something to worry about.

The University of Making **** Up.

So a "scientist" used physics to prove that biology is wrong? Pretty sure that's not how it works.

Eat de poopoo!

If this proves that gay marriage (or being gay in general) is wrong, it also proves that polygamy is the right thing for humans. Or did you encounter a magnet that only wanted to stick to one specific other magnet?

Hoax or bullshit!

fuckin magnets, how do they work? this guy knows how! burn the witch

but... people are not magnets..

NO.

For Science, you know

I think the only reasonable response to that study is : http://youtu.be/OvmvxAcT_Yc

I'm pretty sure this magnet comparison was used in the past as a joke.

This is plausible.

Especially when we have people that have their own gravitational pull due to their oversize weight.