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EDIT 1

I gave a lot of hints for part 1 in the comments.

For part 2 I am referring to something that recently broke the news in the gaming community and here in the forums too. An ending more disliked than the one in Mass Effect 3 but not as well known. Most said the dark matter ending that was originally planned was better than what we got in Mass Effect 3 but I'll let you be the judge of that. Pay attention to the description.

For part 3, well, no one has made it to part 3 yet and the reward is juicy, just saying...

EDIT 2

And we have the first solver! So far the entries are

Part 1: 3
Part 2: 1
Part 3: 0

It's hard, yet easier than you might think, and this means that should you solve it then your chances of winning are great! And let me remind you that the final reward is EXTRA JUICY!

For those of you stuck in part 2: Your stuggles are a true drama! But it is nothing like the drama of those who witnessed this ending! Can you find this drama? Search for that drama, in a location not far from here.

For the tortured souls trying to solve part 3:

Don't you find potery nostalgic?
No deeper meaning behind the words.
Echoes of adventures, travelling far,
far away from the origin,
like fragments in a steam.
Do you remember what it was like?

11 years ago*

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Still not getting 2. Oh well

11 years ago
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Is that the only one that is giving you trouble? Like the question says, 2 is not a day.

11 years ago
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Yup, that's the only one.

11 years ago
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Like I said earlier

For 2, think the opposite of 1, sort of... How can I possibly know what sign/constellation doesn't belong to you. There are 2 (somewhat) "obvious" asnwers

  1. I suppose you tried this one with trial and error but did not get the answer
  2. Think opposite of 1, sort of. This sign/constellation cannot be yours because...
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Also it might be the case that you overestimate your knowledge of astrology. It is a lot of crap - oh my, I didn't just say that, redact! - so you might want to freshen up your data a bit.

11 years ago
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I don't understand.

11 years ago
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Which part exactly? The one were I want to rip you off or the difficult questionare?

11 years ago
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Amm... I wrote "Yes" in every answer. Doesn't work :/

11 years ago
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Have you tried "No"?

11 years ago
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No, I never say "no", so I haven't.

11 years ago
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Good, then proceed to deposit all your savings in the bank account I mailed you and transfer all your other belongings (but none of your dept) to me. Remember you cannot say no.

11 years ago
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I won't do that. And there wasn't "no" in this sentece. I'm so smart. Joke.

11 years ago
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Claiming solving rights just so I can later find the thread again by the nice little star.

11 years ago
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I gave a lot of hints for part 1 in the comments.

For part 2 I am referring to something that recently broke the news in the gaming community and here in the forums too. An ending more disliked than the one in Mass Effect 3 but not as well known. Most said the dark matter ending that was originally planned was better than what we got in Mass Effect 3 but I'll let you be the judge of that. Pay attention to the description.

For part 3, well, no one has made it to part 3 yet and the reward is juicy, just saying...

11 years ago
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yeah thanks for da hint for 2, now you've got someone at 3

11 years ago
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I joined you at 3!
Edit: Or not, I get database error >.<

11 years ago
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Eh. Even though I know what you're on about, I still don't know where to go. And I've went to quite a few places, let me tell you. But I still / haven't found / what I'm looking for.

Curse you, curse you to the depths of your soul. I will plot revenge. Terrible, terrible revenge. Conundrums the likes of which the world has never seen.

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Mods have tried banning me, they failed.
Executives tried cancelling my game, they failed.
Real life tried to stop my trolling, it failed.
You may try going after me but you too will fail :P

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And the world will be better for this

That one man, scorned and covered with scars

Still strove with his last ounce of courage

To reach the unreachable staaaaaaaaaaar

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But I am too curious for my own good!

11 years ago
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Also I will make a predicition here that you do not actually understand what I'm on about and in fact have been misled by my hint. You tell me if I was right later on.

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Promised. At this point I doubt I'll go "oh, duuhhhhh, I should have seen that", but hey, I'm no doubt missing something obvious, so who knows.

11 years ago
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Yes, you've seen the obvious.

11 years ago
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No, no, I refuse to be baited. I've given up and that's that.

11 years ago
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And we have the first solver! So far the entries are

Part 1: 3
Part 2: 1
Part 3: 0

It's hard, yet easier than you might think, and this means that should you solve it then your chances of winning are great! And let me remind you that the final reward is EXTRA JUICY!

For those of you stuck in part 2: Your stuggles are a true drama! But it is nothing like the drama of those who witnessed this ending! Can you find this drama? Search for that drama, in a location not far from here.

For the tortured souls trying to solve part 3:

Don't you find potery nostalgic?
No deeper meaning behind the words.
Echoes of adventures, travelling far,
far away from the origin,
like fragments in a steam.
Do you remember what it was like?

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OK, now I know the solution's going to be something to epically humble my ego, because your hint doesn't help me at all. If anyone needs me, I'm just patiently sitting over here in the corner, waiting for the solutions to break.

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Oh, I practically spelled it out loud for you! I NEED you to solve this. You do too, because if you don't then your patience will run out and the solutions won't be the only thing that will be breaking ;)

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I know you spelled it out! That's why it's so awful, I'm probably three centimeters away from it but I don't see it. I'm literally out of ideas and the only thing I could do now is re-check everything I already did just in case I just overlooked it, and sadly I just don't have time for that. Better to just wait for the solution and admit my stupidity, since it would feel even more embarrassing to solve it this late. Don't worry, I've already made peace with myself over it. :-)

11 years ago
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Not only that, but in case it flew over your head, I even told you how to find it! You are almost pissing me off, almost.

11 years ago
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I'm sure it's all a silly misunderstanding. Later, we'll sip tea together and laugh merrily about it, you'll see.

11 years ago
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Made it till the end, thanks for the torture!

11 years ago
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Too bad for that, I guess I put it too high but I was expecting more solvers. Was it really, THAT hard? Even with all those hints?

11 years ago
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With your hints, it wasn't that hard. I still consider the first part the hardest one ^^

11 years ago
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Bump for 16 hors left.

11 years ago
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That Q5!

11 years ago
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Come on! With all the hints I've given it shouldn't be that hard.
Bump for 6 hours left!

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Closed 11 years ago by Noctis149.