Never touch a computer again.

I will always need people to touch!

I would say computer and just use phones for internet and consoles for gaming (and cry myself to sleep every night)

hit a human with a pc

Human.

Adopt a diggle. Or a cat if you can't find a diggle in your nearest pet shop.

Computers. Glad I'm changing my major to Mechanical Engineering from Computer Science ;P

computer

Problematic question. Of course I can't give up touching humans because I'll never be able to touch my wife or kids again. On the other hand I work in computers, so I'll lose my job and since most jobs involve computers, that would be a serious problem which will make it much harder for us to live. I could get around some problems like typing a resume by having my wife do it, so I guess I could manage to end up selling stuff somewhere or some other such job, but our standard of living will still take a serious hit.

Of course the question is whether not touching a computer extends to tablets and smartphones, which are basically computers these days. If I can touch them then I'll still be able to entertain myself, keep in touch via e-mail, even do typing on them, so perhaps get a job writing reviews of mobile games or something like that. If they're off limits too, then I would extend to question further to ask if I could browse the web on a console or a smart TV.

Come to think of it, I might just hire someone to do the typing for me. It's not a perfect solution, but it could work. Or get someone to set voice control on the PC so that I could interact with it without touching it. It all depends on what "not touch a computer" means exactly.

I rather not choose if an android is considered as both, I still want an android.

I'll choose never touch another human again

And then I will go buy myself some gloves

Hmm, if I can't touch a computer again, life's gonna be not as simple as it is now, and I'll have to change my career choice and major.
On the other hand, never touching a human again... I don't think I could handle that.
So, I'd gladly give up computers. Someday voice-controlled or computers will come around!

In the word of KSI "You have a hand, You have a penis, Bam" So never touch a human again.

Never touch a computer, and buy a console.

I can't leave my steam account, my precious.
Hmm so robot androids are good to touch? Too bad the tech ain't exactly there yet. :/

How far are you taking 'computer'. Does that include anything with a microchip in it? The microwave? Phone? iPod? Hi-fi? TV? DVD Players? Consoles? Or just a computer.
If it was anything with a microchip... I dunno. If it was simple a computer, I'd say computer.

EDIT: shoulda read through to see the consoles / tablets / phones stuff. I'd say computer in that case.

I will die if I do either.

Meh, to hell with human contact. Wouldn't be much of a change from my normal social avoidance routines.
I just want this to come out already so I can shut myself in even more :P

Fuck computers then, I'll browse from a tablet and play from consoles.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8rkG9Dw4s

You never touch anything.

Never touch a computer...then buy some gloves.