1.Hi my name is Ammar and i'm from Pakistan and my life is mostly of pixels
2.I don't do any job imma student and my main hobbies are Dota2 and Sleeping and my common day consists of 4 hrs of dota and 10 hrs of sleep and 1 hr of stalking people on internet.
3.You should pick me because i'm always sittin in home and shittin and you dont have to worry about being cheated cuz i am unattractive and dun have exlovers xd
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All single ladies should reply with this to the man of their dreams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4LTU_2_hGo
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Hey,Iam Ragido, i live in Panadora
usually i kill people to find Valut keys and if i find one the valut hunters will try to kill me ;_)
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I live in mount massive asylum
I am a handsome doctor
And here is a photo of me taken by one of the patience
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What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more...
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when you care about someone soo much that if that person ignores you then started to hate him.This is love and sry for my poor English :(
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I'm a handsome man, always in a nice suit.
But my problem is that everyone just forgets about me all the time....
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I'm Waddles . I'm a talking cartoon pig. Deal with it.
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Hi! I'm Shroomie and I've live in Vault 404 as only resident and overseer, I'm not really sure what happened to the all the other ones living here but it's not that I'll be missing them anyways. As I may have a bit too much time on my own I've been building my own Fisto 2.0 to keep me company but I wouldn't resist you coming here either, there's more fun in group!
I have both Cherchez La Femme and Black Widow perks, so I'm kinda open to anything or anyone, as long as it/he/she don't radiate too much and has still it's own skin intact.
I think I'd be a perfect girlfriend to you or anyone, because hey! Who wouldn't want to live trapped in a vault with a weirdo and a sexbot!
...(Maybe this is why i'm Single :D)
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Hello. I'm Maximilian Savinye - magos Legio Cybernetica of Adeptus Mechanicus of Mars. Wait for Adepta Sororitas to discuss about Emperor's nature. Bless you Omnissia.
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Hello, my name is jbond, bond, 007, jbondguy007, Dragon, DragonFire, DragonFireX, DragonBlaze, BlueIceDragon, or... really anything that doesn't send back a "this name is already in use!" message and is related to dragons.
I am a 5,000-or-so years old Dragon. I live in a cool cave in the depth of Canadian wilderness. My hobbies include gaming, browsing the SG forum, and hoarding treasures.
I like: Long walks on the edge of icy precipices, befriending mystical creatures, perching on top of snowy mountain peaks, and pizza.
I dislike: Dragon slayers (for obvious reasons), mashed potatoes, heat, and socializing.
I lead a pretty normal life at my home on Mount Blight, a cozy, cool cave decorated with wall-to-wall treasures. When I'm not spending my days asleep while I wait for the next "hero" to attempt to steal my sweet, sweet loot, you'll find my playing video games. I don't play multiplayer games much, internet service is shit out here.
I'm looking for a single dragon in her 5,000s, but I don't mind a couple thousand years difference. Racial preference, anything but fire dragons. I still haven't recovered melted parts of my body since dating my ex. Otherwise, everything goes. Must like hoarding treasures, or guarding them. INVITES FROM DISGUISED DRAGON SLAYERS WILL BE IGNORED, AND I WILL REPORT YOU. Thanks.
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What about somebody who wants to become part of your treasury? :]
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INVITES FROM DISGUISED DRAGON SLAYERS WILL BE IGNORED, AND I WILL REPORT YOU.
I worked really, really, and I mean really hard on that suit.
Do you even know how long it took to collect all those scales?!
Let alone making the whole construction to get it all moving.
All that time and all that trouble, just for you.
Your treasure (Sorry, old habits die hard.)
You mean that much to me.
You could at least give it a try.
What you say?
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Do you even know how long it took to collect all those scales?!
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT.
Are you saying you actually fucking killed my brethren dragons to collect their scales? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE IN A RPG GAME OR SOMETHING? HAVE YOU GONE ABSOLUTELY MAD, YOU KILLER??
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Well, you only get 2 till 10 of them from each dragon,
and like half of them are damaged....
Just kidding, I bought them of merchants and picked up the scales dragons dropped when replacing some of their scales.
I mean, come one, who would kill dragons to try to date a dragon.
So they can live in his treasure filled cave
That's insane!
*awkward laugh
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C'mon!
I will arrange meeting with E.N.D. it will be fun. I swear!
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I'd take this thread seriously and answer the questions but none of us are here for that.
We're only here for giveaways.
While I'd like a girl I could Smash (Bros), I'd just like to be able to listen to (Twisted) Metal while I ravage her (Stardew) Valley.
I could fill this out with lots of game references but this Mortal (Kombat) needs Just (Cause) a few hours of sleep.
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"Soft like a sex - should be giveawayed" (c) NotLinus Torvwald
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Weebs don't need that shit like girlfriend, wife or something like that, we stick with our 2D world.
Your real wifes will cheat on you anyway :3
But if you like having mouth full of job, call me baby ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You stick in 2d world? Shame you! Upgrade to 3D!!!
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wrong i met some nice girls but they were not crazy like me.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Fssss-fshhhhh, Luke Inigo, fssss-fshhhhh, I'am your father.
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Why not, but how to do this in an effective way ? This can be funny, but...
Why bother doing that with people that are 1000 km away ? sorry, 1000 miles away...
When you don't even try with closer lovely people that you would be likely to meet and know better ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tVFvJcyhzg
Enough questions, let's meet... for virtual at least !
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Hello I'm from a small town called Silent Hill and I
t̴̒̈́͆͏̪̺͠h͉̘͈̱̣͚̓̓̐̂̂̑â̧̝̜͕͚̰̘ͅͅn̴͍̬̦̗̜̰̙̲̱͂͐̄ͤ̃ͯ͊ͤͥ͢͜k̻͖̖̼̯ͪ͛̌̓̔s̍͗̌͗͏̵̲̘̺͇̙͍̣̰͘ ̸̪̜̃̒͢͡f̴̧̰̪ͫ͐̏ͪͩỏ̷̼̪̩̝̻̠̦̌̇̚͘r̯̫̝͌̋̅́̊ͫͩ̾͞ ̷̼͉̝̭ͩ̎̌̉ͪ̆̓͗Ş̫̦̞̻̜̌ͩ̇́̎̆̇ķ̛̟͍̟͈͇̹ͫ̃̑ͣ̃̈́ͦ͂͝ÿ̛̼͎̞̙̪͍́͑̅̎͟ŕ̢͕͕̩͗̀͑ͤͥ̏͞ͅį̧̼̯̮͚̟̞̟̽̽́̍ͦ̕ͅm̏̿̆ͤ̆͐̏͘҉͎̻͔̩̰͕̼̖ͅ ̭̲̼̥̳͇̤̲̣ͧ̈́ͮ́̾̍̎̀t̵͈̞͔̯̐ͧ͂ͥ͆͗ͪ̆ḫ̷̨̖̠͇͙̄̐͌͒ͤ̂̍̀͘ą̱͔̉͐͐͗͐̾̅n̼̭̮̭̪̘̪͚͒͐ͬͯͧ́ķ̵͓̻̪͖̞̼͎͉̾͂ͩ̊s̛̯͌͟͞ ̷̨̨̯̱̪͉͓͈͔̿ͤ͊̽̅̈ͦͧf̮̬̙͕̰͈̅̊͂͢o̖̺͈̫̻̣͂̿r̷̵ͩ̆̽̓̊ͫ̒͏̰͙̲̣̘̹̗̱ ̖̠͍̲͕̳̀ͥ͗͊̔͗̈́S̸̢̼̼̗̑̉k̹̦̫̻͌̌ͦͭ̈́̃̿y̥̝̲͙̜̫̾̉̐͗͆̌̎̕r̷̳͙̣̭͇̥͊͗̐͟í̠̹͎̫̰̬̫̠̽ͩ̿͌̋̽m̴̨̬̩̤̩̎̾̉ͣ͋ͤͮ ͉̠͋͂t̛̯͎̒͒h̯͕̣̯̖̹̠̟̜͌̈ͨͤā̙̮͇̗͔̝̃̔̈́ͤ̋ͣn̑͛̾̓̽ͭ͊̆́͝͏͇̘̻̣̠̠̙ķ̺̠̩̼͎̜͍̓͂͊͋̚͟sͨ͛̂͘҉̮͓̼ ͣͤ̇͂̓̋́̎͋͟͏҉͔̺̟̖̲̬̘f͈͎͊̾̃̆͢͜oͯ̈ͥ̈̉̀ͧ҉̥̳̜͈͙̥ͅr̶̷̘̳̘̗̮̤̥̘̒ͪͧ̀ ̲̻ͩͭ̓̒͒̇̄̆S͖̬̺ͫͪ̃͢͟͠k̙̪̝̠͙̠̠̑̒̇̔̐ý̛̩̼̣͖̙ͪ̚͢r̩̺̬͙͍͈͑̐̅ͤī̹͔͛́̒̀͜ḿ̛̙̥̎̆̐̃̉͐̉͘͟ ̫̘̪̣͍̼̳̳̻̀
̣̣̈̈͐̈̚t̜͎̹̂ͣh͑̉͆͏̧̞̥̝͍̦͉̪̖̰a͛̓̒ͦ͌ͥͥ͏̧̝ṅ͈͍̟̝̜̦͖̿̅̀̏̀͢k̸̡͙̙͈̥̊ͭͫ̏̾ͣ̈s͔̖̹͇͈̣̆ͩ̒̅̐̉͑͜͝ ͖̰̻̩̻ͭ͌ͨ̐̌ͪͥ̀́f͎̗̞̮͓͕̹̈̋̈ͦ́͘͘o̶̙̘͓̥̪̮̱͊ͬͥ͐̔̄̆͡r̡͂ͨ̈́͊̔ͯͩ͊͏̣͎̜̙͈̫̹̼ ̘͎ͧ̓ͭS̡͓͉̗̜̙͈̖̲͈̒͂k̡̢̘̳̰͍͎̼̗͈̰̇̓̓̊̂̓ÿ̬́ͦŕ̳͎̼͈͕̣͚ͪͯ̉i̝͛̆ͦ͌ͬͫ̏͒ͮm͓͓͂͆̈́̌̒ͨ͛ ̸̧̜̙͕͌̓ͪ͗͛̊͘t̵̸͚͙ͯḧ̞͍̦̼̞͋͌̓̋̍͡ạ̞̤̯̘̞̮͙ͧ̓͛ͫ̕ͅnͩ͒͘҉̧̩̭̬̥̦̻̮k̻̜͙̥̔̉̊̆͋̚s̘̣̠̜͍̙͎̄̉̎ͬ͞ ̬͈̲͈͓͓ͭͬͣ́f̸͓̗̫̥ͩ͊̉o̢̎̅ͪ̊̓̆ͭ҉͍͔͍̗̠̀r̴̵͙̻ͮ̽͟ ̉͟҉̣͙̟S̢̫͉͚̮͌̋͑ͭ̓ͩͯk̶̷͇͍̼ͯ͛̽͆̎ͩ͜y̱͉̝̪̋ͤ̈́ͅṟ̺̦̠͎̫̤̤̿̉͊̃ḭ̡͌m̸̗̟̻ͫ̐ͥ͌͆̇ͪ ̴ͥͤ͏̖̩͔ṱ̸̗̱̪̥̯̪̮͂͆͟͠hͦ̈̍̀ͣ̂ͯͩ͏͏̖͓͕̥̰̼͔͉ą̵̡͇̰͔͖͚͂̍̇̆̚n̙̺̤̗̱̟͒̄̈́̇͂ͥ́͝ķ̭͎ͦ̂ͭ̿̈́s̊ͮ͒҉̡̖ ̸͚̗̯̰͉̖̞̥̬ͪ̚f̝̥̰͓͆o̒̚͏̴̲͓̳̬̟̻̻r̖̖͌ͫͮͬ̈ͧͭ́ ̘̬̱̹͈̝͛̍̍ͨ́͞͠S̩̯̞̝͔̠͖̈͗̿̌̇͛ͬͣ̔́́k̵̠̺̮͉̝͐̆̎̀͡y̆̂̅̊̈́̈́̄҉̪r͔̖̜̲͛̌ͫ̐ͪ͋ͨ̚̕i̛̻͚͖̟̺ͭ̄̽̈́̿̚͝m͐̂҉̨̺͉ ̨͔̪̤̉͒̉͂͗̾ͭ̈́
I SEE YOU
t̴̒̈́͆͏̪̺͠h͉̘͈̱̣͚̓̓̐̂̂̑â̧̝̜͕͚̰̘ͅͅn̴͍̬̦̗̜̰̙̲̱͂͐̄ͤ̃ͯ͊ͤͥ͢͜k̻͖̖̼̯ͪ͛̌̓̔s̍͗̌͗͏̵̲̘̺͇̙͍̣̰͘ ̸̪̜̃̒͢͡f̴̧̰̪ͫ͐̏ͪͩỏ̷̼̪̩̝̻̠̦̌̇̚͘r̯̫̝͌̋̅́̊ͫͩ̾͞ ̷̼͉̝̭ͩ̎̌̉ͪ̆̓͗Ş̫̦̞̻̜̌ͩ̇́̎̆̇ķ̛̟͍̟͈͇̹ͫ̃̑ͣ̃̈́ͦ͂͝ÿ̛̼͎̞̙̪͍́͑̅̎͟ŕ̢͕͕̩͗̀͑ͤͥ̏͞ͅį̧̼̯̮͚̟̞̟̽̽́̍ͦ̕ͅm̏̿̆ͤ̆͐̏͘҉͎̻͔̩̰͕̼̖ͅ ̭̲̼̥̳͇̤̲̣ͧ̈́ͮ́̾̍̎̀t̵͈̞͔̯̐ͧ͂ͥ͆͗ͪ̆ḫ̷̨̖̠͇͙̄̐͌͒ͤ̂̍̀͘ą̱͔̉͐͐͗͐̾̅n̼̭̮̭̪̘̪͚͒͐ͬͯͧ́ķ̵͓̻̪͖̞̼͎͉̾͂ͩ̊s̛̯͌͟͞ ̷̨̨̯̱̪͉͓͈͔̿ͤ͊̽̅̈ͦͧf̮̬̙͕̰͈̅̊͂͢o̖̺͈̫̻̣͂̿r̷̵ͩ̆̽̓̊ͫ̒͏̰͙̲̣̘̹̗̱ ̖̠͍̲͕̳̀ͥ͗͊̔͗̈́S̸̢̼̼̗̑̉k̹̦̫̻͌̌ͦͭ̈́̃̿y̥̝̲͙̜̫̾̉̐͗͆̌̎̕r̷̳͙̣̭͇̥͊͗̐͟í̠̹͎̫̰̬̫̠̽ͩ̿͌̋̽m̴̨̬̩̤̩̎̾̉ͣ͋ͤͮ ͉̠͋͂t̛̯͎̒͒h̯͕̣̯̖̹̠̟̜͌̈ͨͤā̙̮͇̗͔̝̃̔̈́ͤ̋ͣn̑͛̾̓̽ͭ͊̆́͝͏͇̘̻̣̠̠̙ķ̺̠̩̼͎̜͍̓͂͊͋̚͟sͨ͛̂͘҉̮͓̼ ͣͤ̇͂̓̋́̎͋͟͏҉͔̺̟̖̲̬̘f͈͎͊̾̃̆͢͜oͯ̈ͥ̈̉̀ͧ҉̥̳̜͈͙̥ͅr̶̷̘̳̘̗̮̤̥̘̒ͪͧ̀ ̲̻ͩͭ̓̒͒̇̄̆S͖̬̺ͫͪ̃͢͟͠k̙̪̝̠͙̠̠̑̒̇̔̐ý̛̩̼̣͖̙ͪ̚͢r̩̺̬͙͍͈͑̐̅ͤī̹͔͛́̒̀͜ḿ̛̙̥̎̆̐̃̉͐̉͘͟ ̫̘̪̣͍̼̳̳̻̀
̣̣̈̈͐̈̚t̜͎̹̂ͣh͑̉͆͏̧̞̥̝͍̦͉̪̖̰a͛̓̒ͦ͌ͥͥ͏̧̝ṅ͈͍̟̝̜̦͖̿̅̀̏̀͢k̸̡͙̙͈̥̊ͭͫ̏̾ͣ̈s͔̖̹͇͈̣̆ͩ̒̅̐̉͑͜͝ ͖̰̻̩̻ͭ͌ͨ̐̌ͪͥ̀́f͎̗̞̮͓͕̹̈̋̈ͦ́͘͘o̶̙̘͓̥̪̮̱͊ͬͥ͐̔̄̆͡r̡͂ͨ̈́͊̔ͯͩ͊͏̣͎̜̙͈̫̹̼ ̘͎ͧ̓ͭS̡͓͉̗̜̙͈̖̲͈̒͂k̡̢̘̳̰͍͎̼̗͈̰̇̓̓̊̂̓ÿ̬́ͦŕ̳͎̼͈͕̣͚ͪͯ̉i̝͛̆ͦ͌ͬͫ̏͒ͮm͓͓͂͆̈́̌̒ͨ͛ ̸̧̜̙͕͌̓ͪ͗͛̊͘t̵̸͚͙ͯḧ̞͍̦̼̞͋͌̓̋̍͡ạ̞̤̯̘̞̮͙ͧ̓͛ͫ̕ͅnͩ͒͘҉̧̩̭̬̥̦̻̮k̻̜͙̥̔̉̊̆͋̚s̘̣̠̜͍̙͎̄̉̎ͬ͞ ̬͈̲͈͓͓ͭͬͣ́f̸͓̗̫̥ͩ͊̉o̢̎̅ͪ̊̓̆ͭ҉͍͔͍̗̠̀r̴̵͙̻ͮ̽͟ ̉͟҉̣͙̟S̢̫͉͚̮͌̋͑ͭ̓ͩͯk̶̷͇͍̼ͯ͛̽͆̎ͩ͜y̱͉̝̪̋ͤ̈́ͅṟ̺̦̠͎̫̤̤̿̉͊̃ḭ̡͌m̸̗̟̻ͫ̐ͥ͌͆̇ͪ ̴ͥͤ͏̖̩͔ṱ̸̗̱̪̥̯̪̮͂͆͟͠hͦ̈̍̀ͣ̂ͯͩ͏͏̖͓͕̥̰̼͔͉ą̵̡͇̰͔͖͚͂̍̇̆̚n̙̺̤̗̱̟͒̄̈́̇͂ͥ́͝ķ̭͎ͦ̂ͭ̿̈́s̊ͮ͒҉̡̖ ̸͚̗̯̰͉̖̞̥̬ͪ̚f̝̥̰͓͆o̒̚͏̴̲͓̳̬̟̻̻r̖̖͌ͫͮͬ̈ͧͭ́ ̘̬̱̹͈̝͛̍̍ͨ́͞͠S̩̯̞̝͔̠͖̈͗̿̌̇͛ͬͣ̔́́k̵̠̺̮͉̝͐̆̎̀͡y̆̂̅̊̈́̈́̄҉̪r͔̖̜̲͛̌ͫ̐ͪ͋ͨ̚̕i̛̻͚͖̟̺ͭ̄̽̈́̿̚͝m͐̂҉̨̺͉ ̨͔̪̤̉͒̉͂͗̾ͭ̈́
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This thread is comedy gold :D
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I created a thread some time ago lying you about a new dating site for gamers. Of course it was a troll thread but some comments made me laugh a lot and made me think that a lot of people would enjoy something like that.
Now I had this (sick) idea of creating a thread to make you smile.
All the singles of SG will have to introduce themselves to their future love in this thread BUT they'll have to do it in a funny way! Rules are simple:
-think of a videogame and describe where you live there (ex. Hi I'm Steve and I have a castle near Whiterun)
-tell your future love about your job, your hobbies and describe maybe a common day of yours
-tell your future love why s/he should pick you as a lover
Just think of something funny! And who knows, someone on the other side of the earth (who you'll probably never meet) might find you funny and get in contact with you! Try your luck now!
Of course there's a Gib for you folks. Think about contributing to this thread, because gifts are always welcome and might impress your love!
https://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/LdIBZ/
P.S. non-single people can do it for fun ;)
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