[EVENT] Steamgifts Dating - Find your love here!

All this people who are trying to be funny because they're so lonely. It's so sad that i'll eat cake to feel better and become even fatter :3
Ahh, cake is true

I'm in space. I like space. Date me in space.

Spaaaaaaaaaace!

I'm taigo. That's the only selling point I need :3
maybe it's a detractor... just maybe

Hi, I'm known as Wolvesblade. It's a nickname I got when joining the marines.
After the crew and I checked in on some spaceship I decided, not fully voluntarily, but still,
to settle on a nearby planet. LV-426.
It ain't so bad here as it would look. Spend most my day fixing stuff in and around the town.
The neighbors are not really the friendly type and not fond of outsiders.
Unlike their children, happy little runners they are, giving hugs to everyone they meet.

But either way, things do get kinda lonely out here.
So I am looking for someone to spend some time with.
I don't mind going with other species, but I would prefer the possibility of offspring.
(Also I would really really really prefer to come and live at your place)

So why pick me?
Well, I'm friendly, (a little protective perhaps)
I have a military training, So I can protect you from the dangers of the universe.
I'm also quite handy, there is little I can't fix.

I hope that this distress call my dating profile reaches someone interested.

Wolvesblade out.

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Hi, I'm PossiblePsycho, and I share a flat with Susan Ashworth, that lady who suffers from depression and loves cats, and Fran Bow, a nice little girl from Sweden who also happens to enjoy her cat's company. Oh, and my cat is no longer with me, she died of old age 2 years ago. Nothing funny here. You don't want to be my lover (that is, if you are more or less sane).

2D girls > 3D girls

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat < I live not too far from (less than 100km) 💀
I invite you to the tour - where you will be irradiating with joy 😍
Beautiful mutantnature preserve\park that we will discover either by a tour on foot or, ride a car... and you will literally fall out from your seat, when you discover and see for the first time - exotic flora and fauna that are pretty diverse there.
Don't miss your chance to experience S.P.E.C.I.A.L. unforgettable time with me in Pripyat and Chernobyl
Lets meet in Kiev! I will be wearing my best and most beautiful gas mask (please bring your own, sorry I don't have a spare one), so the date won't be too awkward.

P.S. Do not bring any valuables with\on you, because locals tend to loot dead bodies pickpocket fainted tourists!

GIMME SOME DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

There aren't spanish people ;_;

Okay I opened this thread and since then I'm getting ads like these. Well played.

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I see a lot of self-deprication here...
Let me change that.

I'm an expert at using toothpicks to clean out my teeth.

there's no hope for me here... ;_;

4EVERALONEUNITE!

Hi I'm Fnord and I'm a murder hobo. I live where my job takes me.
My hobbies includes:
-Crushing my enemies
-See them driven before me
-Hearing the lamentation of their women
-Dungeons. Which kind? Well, you'll just have to ask ask me to find out.

I just like drugs and you, baby

Hello, I live in Pallet Town because it took me over 10 years to realize its called 'Pallet Town' because its named after a paint pallet because all the other towns are named after colors, what the hell.
I love my 2D husbando, so you'd get the opportunity of always coming second. If you really like not being someone's #1 and always knowing I love someone slightly more than you, I am your ideal soulmate.

So this is not for those who are engaged? Feelsbadman.

I got my magnum condoms.
I got my wad of hundreds.
I am ready to plow.

Hi, I'm Robert, I like Pew-Pew games like Doom and Quake where I 360* Shamblers and Cyberdemons.

No.

I'm ready for this event :)

A bump will be enough as i don't have time for romance nowdays