How crappy is your laptop?

Oooh oooh, mine is super crappy. I dont play games on it because I literally cant. I got it for free and it was so virus ridden and running Vista that I just wiped it clean and installed a copy of XP I had lying around. Except that the drivers for the integrated graphics only exist for Vista and 7. The only things it will run are the Avernum games, the original Binding of Isaac (lol flash), and Dungeons of Dredmor.

Current craptop:
AMD 1.2ghz dual core, 4gb 800mhz ram upgraded from 512mb, nVidia 8200M g integrated gpu, W7x64.

It's a PoS. Probably worse than OP's.

Want a better laptop so badly.. lol.

Desktop is decent at least. Still rockin an i7 950 D0 @4ghz, 12gb 2ghz 9-9-9-24 1t ram and an nVidia EVGA 480 SC+. It can still play new games fairly well, at least for now. :D

Can run Metro Last Light 25 fps stable.

Can run Dota 2 30 fps stable.

I guess I'm content with what I have.

I have a Dell Inspiron 9400 Laptop that is around 10 years old, after a bit of tinkering it could run Borderlands and CoDWaW on lowest settings pretty well.
My desktop computer is a Dell XPS 8500 which can run the likes of Skyrim on high (not max) settings.

Asus rog

I have an HP Pavillion that is nearly dieing. The battery is broken and the hard drive has infinite read problems :3
But that's already set aside, I've bought myself a new ASUS notebook for work (I game on a Desktop, however)

Lenovo Y50

i7-4700HQ Processor (2.40GHz 1600MHz 6MB)
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 860M 4GB
12GB PC3-12800 DDR3L SDRAM 1600 MHz
Hybrid 1TB 5400 RPM+8GB SSHD

Quite decent for gaming , only thing that i regret is that i cannot put additional hard drive :(

i have laptop for nearly six years and till last year it has been good enough to play some games at least in low settings, but since next gen consoles i cant run nearly all new games

On my laptop, I play csgo on low, 720p resolution and i am getting 40-50 fps. I guess i am doing pretty well compared to rest of the folks here.

Fujitsu Lifebook N6420

Processor Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU T5500 @ 1.66GHz
Video Card ATI Mobility Radeon X1400
Memory 2.1 GB
Operating System Microsoft Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3 (build 2600)

MSI GE60 i7 GT 650M 2GB 128GB SSD 500GB HDD

mine is so awful that even my nintendo 64 is bursting of laugh when he sees it

intel pentium dual core 2 gigaherz, ati radeon hd 4570 or something, 2 gig of ram, vista

I've built mine myself (a few years ago). Currently has i5, 660M, 8GB & SSD, but I could always upgrade it.

Though, I guess my next one will be a desktop, because so much cheaper.

Mine is five years old. It was an okay laptop at the time of the purchase.
I'm playing everything on the lowest possible settings.
Intel i3-330M
4 GB DDR3
GT 320M 1GB VRAM

It's a MacBook so yeah...crap.

it's better than my desktop :D

Dell Latitude D600:
Intel Pentium-M 1.4 Ghz
1024 MB RAM / 160 GB HD
ATi Mobility RadeonTM 9000 64MB VRAM

well mine is acer v3 772 9822 pretty good for next 5 year

not good not bad

i5, intel hd 4400, 64 bit, 4 gb ram

I don't game on my laptop anymore, but it would still run a decent proportion of library. I used it up until 18 months ago, and whilst performance wasn't always great I hadn't at that point come across a game I couldn't play. There's almost certianly some newer games that it couldn't handle.

It's a 4-year old Dell Inspiron 15R with an i3 380M (2.53 GHz) processor, an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 graphics card and 3GB of RAM.

Current desktop has an FX 8350, an HD 7850 GPU and 16GB of RAM.