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Happens to me all the time, especially young dudes like me. Honestly I cross my arms and just put my arms over it, it kinda looks like im resting my arms on my thighs, and if the desk is quite concealed, I just let it poke out until it goes away.

It's the same thing and at my school, very un-strict dresscode, I see girls panties all the time because it's sticking out of their super short shorts.

use the band of your boxers to hold him back

pics or it didn't happen! =P
JK!

just wear lots of black and long t-shirts. or just be a proud man and walk around in a "sling" since there is no dress code and strut!

Well then, its a good thing we have Uniform in our school. No unwanted guests.
But then again our school is Boys-Only.
I hate my life.

Don't hide it... Embrace it :D

just random point in time ERECTILE DISFUNNNCCCTIIOOONN

"accidentally dropped her ruler" sure ;)

There was this one dude in my high school who got caught yanking it in the library to what looked like a Harry Potter book but really it was a Harry Potter book with Pokemon Hentai photos inside.

True story, he didn't have many friends after that.

I go hard in the motherf♥ckin' PAINT!

Im 45, and yep, that happens sometimes, thats totally fine.

Instead of watching some YT videos when I wake up I read this. Worth it.

Seriously, I heard sometimes if you stop breathing for some seconds it will go down but I think it's a lie because it never worked for me.

This story is way too much cringe to handle, I wish i could go back to college even for few days.. haha

I always activated cloaking device and hid it perfectly.

Worse when you rise for the National Anthem.

Yeah dude, it's her fault that you got a boner. That's the kind of altruistic thinking that will keep you firmly grounded in reality and always taking responsibility for yourself, as opposed to blaming anyone/anything for your shortcomings.

Thank you for Skyrim (?)

lool...

meh happens all day every day

Congratulations on your first erection, kid.

Hahahaha, ohhhh man! YOYFF

Guns may have prevented this from happening.

Also, national security.

I used to get boners in class all the time. I got caught once and lost my job.

When i was at school, i was almost falling asleep in the first 2-3 classes. The middle point of being "awake" and "sleep", when im there, i get an autoboner. Probably i start fantasizing about something, but im unable to promote it or even remember it. The thing is that i get the boner when im at that state.

I was in a class with 25 boys for 4 years (me and 1 other girl), and I've never seen any of them have a boner. Now it feels kinda weird. Not that I looked at anyone that often... Nah, I usually just procrastinated on paper and built rubber/pencil stonehenges to entertain myself and the people who thought I was crazy.
But I did hear about one jerking it off in the showers. Same guy who used to pee on others.
It's a good thing I wasn't there. Just don't do any of that sick stuff and it'll be fine. :D