Want in whitelist? Tell me why

You could always use a master swordsman to practice insult sword fighting with, right?

I'd like to be on your secret whitelist so I can find out who else has a good standing. And to join in some giveaways with a hope of raising my ratio... Thanks for your consideration!

Oh god... the pressure... tons of funny and clever comments... I guess I'll have to do it:

Hi, I have a positive ratio (it was better before, I'll need to work with it) and as an avatar I have an artistic rendering of Wrex, the most badass character in Mass Effect.

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Don't mind me just Bumping the thread!

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Tell me why~

I dont meet all the requirements... but i make you a song...

Hey! I just met you ♪
And this is crazy ♪
But here's my profile ♪
So whitelist me maybe? ♪
It's hard to make a song ♪
But here's my profile ♪
So whitelist me maybe? ♪

Also a meme image D:

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┬━┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) ..Well then, please sit down Sir.

Go on and tell me why.

I just used your tip to check my comments/entries ratio and I've left 868 comments (well, 869 now) and only entered 538 giveaways.

Huh? I really don't know how I've managed that. Maybe replying to people who left nice comments on my giveaways or something.

Anyway, I satisfy all other requirements, and maybe I deserve a slot for my selfless commenting, or something.

Because I wanna know the feeling of being whitelisted

Well I don't qualify simply because I have more games won than given. Maybe I can try again next time or when you hold a blacklist recruitment thread XD

Well, I definitely meet all requirements.

Concerning why I should be on your whitelist, let's just say I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a happiness, or nightmare for people like you. I am.... I am.... I am.... Well, I guess I forget who I am. Come again? Who am I? Who I am? I am who? Well, I forgot. Forget. Forgotten.

I have a math degree (undergrad) :D

I'm a vegetarian, and I like bananas. If you want, I could send you a picture of one. A vegetarian, not a banana.

Hmm, I'd probably just leave cynical comments on your giveaways and proceed to not bother entering them, which sort of defeats the point, but oh well.

To beer or not to beer that is a question.

^_^

You should add me because I don't want to be on your whitelist. ;-P

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Hello blacklisted friend,
How are you? saw your thread and thought will bump it a little.

P.S. - Hope SG makes the option for blacklisted giveaways just like whitelist. Don't you think it will be nice?

Hope to post again in your thread in the future! :D
Cya BL friend

Oracle said that you add me and that I am the One.

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Well I certainly meet all your requirements. I recognize your name when I see it. Enough to know that mood music is kind of your thing. Or thang as the kids say. So at this point it's kind of up to you. If you think I'm a good enough community member.

Can I be on your blacklist? Thanks!

to be honest, more chances to win games. It also gives kinda warm fuzzy feeling of being special, being on peoples whitelist. and here's the info*! I relish the opportunity to use tables.:3

*some values might change by the time you see it.

I'm only missing 2 of your requirements. I'm not going to lie I never activated the first game I won. I only entered the giveaway because there were like 15k keys given away and after being on the site for 2 months with no wins I just wanted to see what it would be like to win one game. As for the other requirement I don't have good comment ratio. I barely started participating in conversations the last few months and I've racked up over 1k comments, but 6k giveaways entered. (and only won 16 I'm super lucky.) Though I've held over 100 giveaways myself (though they are all bundle games.) Either way I guess this comment will probably add me on your blacklist, but I figured I would be upfront about it rather than lie.

Like the old saying goes:
i'll show you mine if you show me yours.
already showed mine wink wink <3

Edit: i gave a bit more $ but less #. it's going to get fixed anyway soon. cake day coming up

you should pick someone else than me

All you want is me baby