Giving away two copies of Fallout: New Vegas! COME FAST

cilisis sem sed blandit imperdiet.

rand() % 1 + 9001;
cout << "It's over 9000!";

Your mom is no longer with us. I killed her while pretending to be a mad clown. All I did was dress up like you.

I AM THE WIELDER OF BUTT HOLES AND THE POOP TRAIN

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

The cake is a lie

When I was a kid, I yelled "My grandpa founded radiators in 1864, he used the water in them to invent washing machines in 1896" through my window. People walking by told me to shut up.

I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.

How to be chosen: Make the most random comment in this thread.

I literally just made a "most random comment" using origami, but I can't figure out how to get it into this thread. I've pushed, shoved, and stabbed my computer, but it won't enter the thread!

I like big buts and i can not lie :O

sweat on me Jordan

rand() % 1 + 9001;

cout << "It's over 9000!";

Hodor: Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor!!!

Are you a potato?

Can I ever be a spider?

I C U

Have you ever slid and fell face-first on a banana peel once and the old lady that tried to help you up walked away because you just lay on the ground laughing? I have. /life/

Life, is just a bowl of cherries~

Cookies? :p

eat my smelly middle finger

How about a joke:
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

being me
I have an army of soldiers
I have an army of roman psychopaths
I have an army of robots
I want the dam so bad
fa t with a shotgun takes the dam and the city
f thissh

Put ur handz up and dnce all nite yo'

Clinically dead chicken burrito cannot coo coo anymore.