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I love cats and boobs, after two kids i don't like the babies anymore.

Fun fact : Gameboy runs 60FPS.

A poem I wrote.

The calm blue falls in love with the sailor,
He takes all he wants sensing no danger.
The sea grows jealous, he never cared or
Provided, now waves swell with her anger.
The sorry man falls in with a loud splash.
Tonight the deep, dark blue decides to take.
His craft rips apart, as the waves crash,
This once was his own obedient lake.
The ocean pulls her lover close,
He's trapped under the waves like they're rubble.
He can't reach any air with his mouth or nose.
He sees his life fly past in a bubble.

The sailor takes a breath, he knows he's done.
And the jealous blue mistress knows she's won.

My cat's name is Jason. One night he'll totally murder me.

randomly: 'cause the name "Donald Trump" is showing up everywhere once in a while, I figured I'd google/youtube what the hell is going on

I don´t have a cat rigth now but our dog's name is Obama... its full name is Obama Ollanta Humala ha ha.

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Here are my entries OP :)

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hello ! I own CS : GO but I do not own any badge for it !

I'll start by presenting my cat !

My cat's name is Albisoara !

That means the little white one ! My cat have blue eyes, a long brown tail and the cutest paws I have ever seen ! Those are grey , soft , with a lot of fur between the claws :D :)

here's a photo with my cat !

http://s12.postimg.org/6wqj1g03h/Fotografie0051.jpg

Now I'll wait until tomorrow evening :D

No cat :(

My dogs name is levi

I like pancakes.

Hello! Thanks for the opportunity.

I love patatoes :3 Rada Rada RadaRada Snitzel

Thats how I feel while smurfing in cs;go

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Hiya!

Thanks for doing this, I got my exam results last week. Did okay. :/

I raise you this wonderful butterfly with transparent wings! =P

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I slept less than 40 hours but more than 35 hours this week, and I still have 2 nights of sleep.

this week, i ve got lvl 5 in heroes and generals, and can now participe to advanced battles... wouhou !

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
I have both machine guns and missle launchers.
;)

My cats name is Toulouse and a week ago I wondered what that on his asshole, so I inspected it..

It turned out it was a grass stem undigested hanging out his asshole. So I tried to get it out and it was stuck very hard but after some time and cat screaming it was finaly out.. he hobbled away and didnt talk to me after..

It was a weird day, dude, a weird day

I don't think I have cs go badges... I'm a gold nova, but sometimes I carry the team by a good amount and everyone thinks I hack. It's great. :)

A video of adorable kittens :)

well ummm hi

My gif and fun fact are beer related: see below :D

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At any given time, 0.7% of the world population is drunk. It means 50 million people are drunk right now. Beer is obviously the main contributor to the drunkenness.