Hi there.
For you lurkers, YES there is a little giveaway here, somewhere.
And for those who've come for the internationally tainted curse words, here we go.

I love christmas and the loving spirit that it distributes. So, no offense at all, here.

Today, my main HDD died and with it around 400GB of pure good memory (pun intended) and joy.
You can imagine how that bothers me :P And yes, I did curse a lot today.
Sooo, to celebrate this .. awesome christmas I'd like all of you to share your most favorite curse words (that are NOT harmful to races, sexes, minorites - you get the idea!).
I'm in no way inclined to make it worse for anyone in the world (so no racism, sexism or other bullshit, PALEAAASE! yes, I've written it down TWICE :D).
Also I'm not exactly sure how censroship works for the admins, so... yeah.
But if experience has taught us one thing... then it is that a giveaway wrapped inside a NSFW post(even if hella-offensive) will stand.

Let me give you a headstart (foremost to establish a format :P):


GERMAN / BAVARIAN (yaaay...)

Gottverdammte Scheiße ("goddamn shit!")
Verfickte Kacke ("fucking shit!")
Kruzitürken no amal (probably "Fuck, you gotta be shitting me")
Sacklzement (probably "Fuuuuuck!")
Zipfiklatscher ("wanker", "jerk", "idiot")
Schleich di! ("fuck off, already!")
Himmeherrgodnoamoi-Kruzefixhalleluja-Sakrament! ("Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....")


Let's please keep this polite and funny/"funny", I'd love to see some seemingly strange languages appear in here. All in the spirit of Christmas, which is love, friendliness and friendship :)

10 years ago*

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Argentinian Spanish: FORRO (it's the equivalent of "douchebag"), you can extent the "RR" for a stronger connotation.

10 years ago
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" Forrrrrrrrroooo !! :D "
Thanks for sharing ;)

10 years ago
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Ми да ви еба майката миризлива.Даже няма да ви кажа на къв език е,оставям ви да си мислите че е руски.

10 years ago
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Here's a translation, since Google Translate would probably screw with it:

"Fuck your stinkin' mom. I won't even tell you what language this is, I'll let you think it's Russian."

10 years ago
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hahaha, thanks for the translation :D
I would've never guessed :D

10 years ago
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Russian (I'm not including the most obvious ones, as there is no way someone else wouldn't write them anyway, so here are more rare curses):

Топинамбур

Ярмольник

Геоцентрический

Ноги

Музей пчеловодства

Карбюратор

Овощебаза

Фрезеровщик 6-го разряда

Вальсировать

10 years ago
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(to TS) You may think these are not a curses if you translate them, but trust me, they are

10 years ago
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Thanks for sharing :P :P
I've started a Russian course a while ago, but I could never bring myself to actually learn something, so I'm stuck with Google Translator on this one :P

10 years ago
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I'd add 'гомогенезирующий лидер'.

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За "музей пчеловодства" в приличном обществе могут и дизель скрасить.

10 years ago
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View attached image.
9 years ago
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...Did you just bump a 9 months old thread?

9 years ago
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Yep. But it was bumped earlier. And I was bored.

9 years ago
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I only know the first two lol :p
(leck mich doch am Fuß) "lick my feet"? :D

10 years ago
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So you're not from the "beautiful" state of Bavaria ? :P :P
Geh, leckst mi do am Oarsch ("Lick my ass!")

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noo. beautiful Niedersachsen :3
oder so... leck mich doch am Arsch.. but I prefer to say "foot/feet" :D

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Leck mir doch ... die Ohren! :D

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K then, i'm gonna use your list:

Kurva életbe ("goddamn shit!")

Kibaszott szar ("fucking shit!")

Ugye most csak baszakodsz velem (probably "Fuck, you gotta be shitting me")

Bazdmeg (probably "Fuuuuuck!")

Idióta, faszkalap ("wanker", "jerk", "idiot")

Baszódj meg ("fuck off, already!")

Baszd szájba a telibekúrt kurva anyádat! ("Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....")

10 years ago
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Is that turkish ? (It seems like it, but I have no idea :D)
Thanks for sharing :)

10 years ago
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It's Hungarian. All of these actually contain swearing words, but in this language you can swear without actually using those.
Examples:
"Szakadjon rád az ég!" -> "The sky should fall on you!"
"A macska rúgja meg!" -> "Cat should kick it!"
"Menj oda, ahová való vagy!" -> "Go where you belong to!"
"A holló vájja ki a szemedet!" -> "Raven should gouge out your eyes"!

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oh I like these :P

10 years ago
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(impossible to translate) حرق والدين بباك يا طحان
(Motherfucker) نيك يماك

10 years ago
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I've seen a lot of "impossible to translate" stuff on here :D
Care to share how you pronounce those words ?

10 years ago
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You can use the Google Translate to hear the prononciation x)

http://goo.gl/GjkxrB

10 years ago
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What kind of Arabic is this?._.
In the second sentence, you're only swearing at a flour maker/or somebody who turns stuff into powder = طحان
How's is that an insult to the person in front of you....?
Here's a free one:
منيك = fucker
Pronunciation:
Manyak

9 years ago
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Nice necro.

9 years ago
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It's in a dialect from Algeria

what you are pointing is a more academic arabic, while the most common cursing are in dialect here in Algeria
طحان can mean in Algerian dialect a person without honor nor valors

9 years ago
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Yeah.. I just needed a reason to comment on this thread.
But the one I provided is widely used all around the place.

9 years ago
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Here ya go
Ej nahuj, kropli - fuck off, retard

10 years ago
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nu, nu, nu tas jau gan nav jauks novelejums! :(

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Vismas kāds :D:D:D

10 years ago
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What language is that ? :D
Forgive me for my ignorance :/

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A month ago, my hard drive died, and along with it 1.5TB of data was lost. Last week, my brand new hard drive died again due to being faulty.

I know the feeling, OP...

10 years ago
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Your brand new HD died too?!?
I fell sorry about you.

10 years ago
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Yep. Sucks as hell.

10 years ago
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It's a hard knock life :/ cry in the corner
What brand did you have? I've noticed recently that WD HDDs are more likely to be faulty for me !

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Yeah, a WD green. I wonder if I should have bought a Seagate, they were the same price...

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VOCÊS PODEM IR TODOS PARA O CARALHO, SEUS FILHOS DE QUARENTA PUTAS, VOCÊS QUEREM É O MEU SECADOR DE CABELO

patada na boca, seus merdas

portuguese people will know

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Well then, why not?

All In glorious Quebecian French:

Va donc chier mon n'osti d'caliss (Go shit somewhere you fucking son of a bitch)
Tabarnak! (Fuck!)
Arret (Stop)
Beurre D'arachide (Peanut Butter)
Stationnement (Parking)
Baladeur (Walkman)

Interesting fact: Stop, Peanut Butter, Parking and Walkman remain In English In France, but were translated In Quebec. Stop signs In Quebec are all labelled Arret.

10 years ago
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"Go shit somewhere else" ? :D :D :D
Thanks for sharing - the translated STOP signs are a interesting factoid ;)

10 years ago
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Being quite fluent in Quebec French, I'd point out that "Va donc chier" directly translates as "Why don't you go take a shit", but rather means "fuck off". "Va donc chier mon osti d'caliss" "Fuck off you fucking asshole"

Nice ones, by the way. Reminds me of some Canadian French friends I have... :P

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We say beurre de cacahuètes In French, absolutely not peanut butter.
And for Walkman, this is half true, we also say baladeur. Walkman is a trademark, so we use it because we have discovered what is a portable cassette player (well... like the rest of the world) with the Sony's "Walkman". There's many example like that, like "Kleenex", many people say that instead of "mouchoir", because the Kleenex brand is pretty common and popular.
You're right for parking and stop tho (and thanks, TIL about the "arret").

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A favourite curse in the Philippines is: "Putang ina mo!" which is directly translated as "Your mother is a whore!" (Horrible, I know). However variants of it such as just "Putang Ina!" or even just "Tangina!" are used in other contexts, similar to the many uses of "Fuck!" in English.

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I've always wondered... why do people insult other people's mothers ? :D
I simply don't get it :D
Thanks for sharing ;)

10 years ago
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Yeah, I have to idea myself. I don't use it just because of that and I usually curse in English anyway.

10 years ago
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I just go FML

10 years ago
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Gaina

Maimuta

Pom

Cana

Pastile

Perna

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Oh my - what language is that from ?
Forgive me for my ignorance, but I'm guessing an Asian country?

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It`s Română the native language of romanian people :)

And these aren`t swearing or cursing or whatever,just some random words :P

Gaina means chicken,maimuta means monkey,pastile means pills etc...

10 years ago
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you're doing it wrong

10 years ago
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+1

10 years ago
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Poate,dar 99% dintre persoane nici nu o sa-si de-a seama :P

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Spanish, Argentina: ¡Forro hijo de la gran puta, andate bien a la concha de tu madre y ni se te ocurra volver! (Asshole, son of the bitch, return to your mother's vagina and don't even think about coming back!)

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I like how long it is, haha :D
You probably use it only, when REALLY pissed :p

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Pullipask

Idioot

Käi perse

Kurat

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Estoniaaa

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Somehow "Käi perse" seems familiar O.O :D
Thanks for sharing ;)

10 years ago
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Tere! Translation pls, kthxbai!

Edit: I understand the "idioot" one.

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ᑭᐢᑳᓇᐠ ᑯᓯᓴᐣ kiskânak kosisan ~ Cree for Son of a bitch.

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Zeman - Actually it's a name of our president in Czech Republic, but I guess that people here recognize it more like a curse word than himself.

10 years ago
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S tím můžu docela souhlasit. Zeman je blbec :D

10 years ago
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Putang ina mo ( Fuck your mom/motherfucker) learned it by playing dota 2 :P

10 years ago
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my advice is, always. i mean ALWAYS, swish and flick after you pee. make hermonie proud

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Urdu (can't make myslef type those horrible alternatives for fuck...)

  • Laanat there pe (curse on you)
  • Kute ka bacha (son of a dog)
  • Kuti ka bacha (son of a bitch)
  • Haraam zaada (illegal born)
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Senin ananı avradını tüm sülaleni sikeyim.It means "Fuck your mother,your wife and your family.

10 years ago
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tamam kardeş sakin :D

10 years ago
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ahahhaa :D

10 years ago
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Hindi here
Madarchod- Mother Fucker
here its like u use 'chod'- 'fuck' in front of ny thing nd its a curse,
Bhen ke lode:- U sister's dick :- dnt know it sounds weir bt it is very famous
gand maarlo:-ass fuck them.

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Duuuuuude stahp thats what I was avoiding saying (its same in Urdu).

10 years ago
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Are you tricking people into getting into the Naughty List? :P
My favorite "bad words" are quite tame(fruits and veggies) but if I get mad I call people onions.

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Portuguese: Everything said before (we certainly curse a lot) plus "Puta que pariu" (whore that gave birth. weird, I know) and "Ó puta deita-te..." (oh whore lie down...) when you're.. "unhappy".

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In Spanish it is "puta que te parió", which is "the whore that gave birth to you", i.e. "yo momma's a whore".

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Italian:

Porco Dio = Pork God

10 years ago
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L'inglese non fa per te... :|

10 years ago
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Cosa non va nella mia trasposizione in inglese? D:

10 years ago
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hai scelto la più facile e sei riuscito a scriverla male

10 years ago
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No, davvero? D:

E come si scrive bene? D:

10 years ago
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Al più pig o swine, pork è un termine culinario.
In ogni caso noi siamo più fighi, abbiamo una pagina su Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_profanity

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