Did someone say cake?

Yay I'm 3 years old! ... wait why does it still say 2 on my profile. SteamGifts pls. Well you know what SteamGifts, it's ok, I'm confused sometimes too.

Anyways ... I actually feel somewhat younger; I pretty much forgot about SG for some time after registering ... but then a little more than a year ago I discovered the forums and all you nice people and ...

You know what, I feel awful when I blabber like this. Let's get over with this ... I was caught pretty unprepared by that cake, so all you get is some bundle trash, sorry I'm not sorry. Here you are. And actually my cake day is nearly over (in what, 90 minutes? That's UTC, right?), so please don't be confused -- but it was a long day and I wasn't in the mood earlier (don't worry, everything's fine not as bad as it could have been).

I'm not good at this. I hate blabbering. I love you all, take a piece of cake.

Edit: I just realized that I should maybe mention there's also a blue piece of cake.