How to get Portal 2 easy?

1) Sign up for Paypal HERE
2) Use 'Bill me Later'
3) Sell something on eBay
4) Enjoy Portal 2 for something that USED to be yours

Ask Obama I'm sure he'll have no problem giving away more money.

You can always try and sell your organs.

Captain Hindsight to the rescue! Next time dont spend your money on getting a level 5 badge if you also want to save it and spend it on a game.

Join the army.

You seem to be like a 12 year old kid. Lots of guys would love to be friends with 12 year olds like you.

Just go to the park or nearest Starbucks to make some friends. Maybe you'd even get COD Ghosts from your new friends.

This seems like a scientific experiment, you're GLaDOS aren't you?

go mow a lawn or something

From what i see on your Steam ... You got Portal 2. Why do you need it?

I dont have the money to give you to buy it. Just asking.

18 cents isn't a good starting place, but I'd suggest watching the market and through buying and selling items if you're lucky by the winter sale you'll have enough for the game

card drops, if you dont got that... good luck