Winner has been chosen. Thank you all for your contribution. I giggled a lot.

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Gonorrhea

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"The Dongbleeder"

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For classy serpent references:
Ouroborus
Malice Striker
Quetzalcoatl

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The first is a self-eating idiot. The second likes to bite wood. The third fits the design, with the misc design making up for the lack of feathers, plus "Quetzalcoatl" is a damn fine name for a serious gun "AK47 | Quetzalcoatl".

Though I suppose my remark about "biting wood" might play into the childish humour but will go way over most people's heads.
Your suggestion for "AK47 | Quetzalcoatl" is a damn good name for the design though, well done.

Makes me wonder if ritualistic stuff might be a theme to think on, something like "Ceremonial / Sacrificial Skullfuck", because headshots. Not that I can aim for crap with that gun, but eh~

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Well, thank you for the partial approval. :)

(And Malice Striker / Nidhogg may chew on some roots, but he also might just signal Ragnarok. That seems like something to aspire to for one's weapon.)

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Grab My Serpent
420 Blazin' Snake
I'll Be Blazin' Your Ass
Destroyer Of Willies

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or "Traded My Sis For Dis"

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Hello google webcrawler

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Ceaseless Discharge :p

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She Wants the S.

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Hot Anaconda <<< (because fire serpent ;) muahahhaa )

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Balls Cutter

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My other gun
Mr. Casual
Now UR hemorrhaging

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Crouching Fire, Hidden Serpent.
or
Crouching Serpent, Hidden Fire

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You like dirty names? perhaps you might like one of these for your ak:
-Taco warmer
-Porridge gun
-Womb raider
-Kidney scraper
-AIDS baster
-Yogurt slinger
-deep-V diver
-Sperminator
Just a few that I found fitting. Anyway, good luck on your quest for a name and I hope this has been entertaining if not helpful.

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AK-47 | With a Skin

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( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
The fire dong
"Snake" ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
or just about anything with lenny face xD

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Free Haircuts 24/7

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Cool idea for a contest!

Hopefully it's ok to say all this stuff: I humbly apologize if I am being inappropriate

Trouser Snake
Trouser Cobra
Third Leg
Love Python
Sptifire
FireSpitter
FireStarter
Snakey47 (you know, like AK47)
the Exploder
Burstfire
Below the Belt
I Crit my Pants (meme)
The Pants Critter
Venom Burster
the SploogeMaster 9000
the VenomShooter
FaceBlaster
Eat Hot Death
Blam! I just murdered you! (stolen from Rocket Raccoon)
No, I'm just happy to kill you.
Take This!
Paid to Win!
Pew Pew Die Die!
Eat Hot Lead
The Flaming Fang
Fang
Firefang

or any combination of the above :)

yeesh, one can go on and on...

Congrats on your new virtual baby

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I'd name it Gonorrhea, fire serpant is kinda like your dick is on fire.

Oh already suggested, either way good name.

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I would rather watch paint dry then play this thing that passes as a game.

Also when i was young i use to collect stickers and they where free,a shame all them i had i would be rich if i could get what you do in CS-GO

I suppose worse things to waste money on,like hookers and drugs and such.

MyAKisBiggerThenYours

FreeBulletsForYourAss

LikeMyAKUranusDoes

MyAKisNutsForYourNuts

AKBulletPoopingNoobs

AKCheryPoppingNoobs

Hell who am i kidding i suck at naming shit,and yes i did say suck,so start giggling now

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  • Deathstrike
  • Lilith
  • Lifetaker
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The Clapper

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Cum taste my serpent
My serpent is throbbing
Taste my fire

Also, I'd sell that and get a Vulcan, you'll save money and its much better looking than this.

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but nobody will scream: "OMG, is this a fire serpent? give it to me or I kill you" if I change :(

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Anaconda Bun Hunter

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Closed 9 years ago by deimuddi.