Oh, I actually put it in the correct category this time, i.e. FREE STUFF INSIDE, CLICK HERE. You're welcome. :)

There's another puzzle added, so look around for it. It's in here somewhere... Umm, try reading or something. That link you didn't click on yet? Yeah, it's probably that one.


Hey, the weekend's coming. And I have no plans, but after reading the amazing topic I couldn't resist throwing some money away on random Level 5 humans to celebrate. Yay! :) You can imagine I pasted a bunch of celebration-related gifs in here, because I'm too lazy to hunt them up. Hooray for imagination! :)

Sorry, it's just a few cheap ones, because I'm cheap too. Oh well. And lately, Level 5 costs like $1 at Bundle Stars, so if that's too high, just spend a buck and go create a hundred crappy bundle junk giveaways, there's bound to be a few people who didn't buy all that stuff yet... :)

Obligatory Skyrim Rap: Gods be praised

Obligatory difficult anti-bot puzzle

OBLIGATORY MORE FREE STUFF protected by an even more difficult puzzle

Super-obligatory hint because some idiot set the hint timer wrong: COPY AND PASTE, PEOPLE! Sorry! :)

Good luck, humans! :)

Be sure to bump this when you solve the puzzle. Or umm, ok I don't care if it gets bumped. And bumps just reduce your chances, and we don't want that, do we? Let's just hope it dies in a couple hours.

Good luck, human! :)


So, as you're a human, you can read this dumb question which is probably just an excuse for me to bump the topic after people forget about it:

What do you think about the replacement for greenlight, Steam Direct? All I can think of is reductio ad absurdum, i.e. Valve's anti-curation taken to its logical conclusion. Soon the Steam store will contain 1000 real games, buried under a million pieces of game-shaped garbage. Good luck finding anything you'd ever want to play. No shortage of +1s for the game-collecting lunatics, though... :)


p.s. I was going to make a Skyrim giveaway, but the store's been saying Processing Payment for the last 15 minutes so never mind. Hopefully I will remember to check that tab next week or something... Sorry gang... :)

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I like cheese.
A lot.

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Any particular kind? :)

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Yes.
All.

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Aha, there's probably a lot of strange cheese I wouldn't like, but so far I haven't found one... Not that I'm scouring the planet for obscure varieties of cheese, but you know... :)

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I'm eating an avocado and cheese sandwich as I type this.

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Thanks and bump!

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Thank you too! :)

7 years ago
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All too high level for me but have a bump

7 years ago
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Sorry about that, guess I could have made different levels but I'm lazy, and no matter what level you pick for giveaways you're going to be disappointing someone... Some people will think it's too high, and others will think it's too low... :)

Thank you! :)

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Well Im just gonna have to level up then so it wont be a problem in the future :P

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Well, I'm no expert on maximising Steamgifts profitz, but I think increasing levels just to enter higher-level giveaways is the wrong plan... :) Especially if you're looking for the most cost-effective methods, I think that consists of giving away the cheapest bundle junk that nobody's ever going to play... :)

Someone around here did a study on levels and giveaways and stuff, but I don't remember any of their conclusions. :( Maybe if we're lucky someone will notice this comment and post a link... :)

Good luck next time! :)

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Yeah, sorry about the puzzle... :)

If Valve ever decide to go back to curating, I wonder how they will automate it... Since that seems to be their thing, either dump the problem on us, or let the computer do it... :)

It seems odd to keep creating easily-exploited systems, and then act surprised every time people easily exploit them...

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Hooray! Hopefully the anti-scripts will at least slightly increase the number of people who play wins and not just +1s. :D Thanks for all the super generous giveaways, hope the winners enjoy!

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Well, I'm not expecting miracles, but hoping things get better for a little while anyway... :)

And I think people chasing +1s will always be around, just look at any bundle site... They used to be full of real games, now it's 99% cheap garbage "games" for the +1s...

If nothing else, I'm hoping the winners at least know what giveaways they entered... :)

Thank you! :)

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Bump and thanks for all the generous giveaways (giving Beseria a go as I like the rpgs :)

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I like the RPGs too, but I haven't finished one in such a long time... :( So it's better if someone else can feel guilty about not playing it... :)

Hmm, I wonder if restarting a game multiple times (and forgetting how to play multiple times) counts as finishing... :)

Thank you! :)

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Let's talk lunatic to lunatic.. Maybe it was not the best decision :D
My bot refused to spoil the perfection of 1000101 comments for the last one ;)

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With more Steam Direct garbage appearing every day it seems silly even to buy them for the precious +1s... Feels like the axe is going to fall on all these "games" sooner or later... And with removed games not increasing the count any more, there's really no point at all. :) If I have to decide if a game's worth buying I'll stop buying games altogether, which would leave me with hmm, more money for giveaways I guess? Haven't decided what to do... :)

Thank you! :)

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Anti-bot bump!! :3

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Thank you! :)

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Thank you! :)

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Bump

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Thank you too! :)

Wow, looks like I'm only a day behind, not counting all the messages I overlooked... Wheee... :)

7 years ago
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Great giveaways, thanks!

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Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, as the cool kids say... :) But maybe it depends on the stick, that boobie game didn't look very good... :)

Thank you! :)

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Thanks for more stuff! 💙

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Someone's got to give away these bundle leftovers, might as well be me... :)

Thank you! :)

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<Automatic thanksbump for new giveaways>

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Thank you! :)

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Quality game-wise i don't see any difference between Steam Direct and Greenlight. That doesn't mean anything good came from it, at least now there are less spammy groups about voting this or that, it's something.

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Well, the spam has moved from the community right to the store, eliminating the middleman. :) At least with greenlight the garbage entered the store more slowly... :) The actual games don't seem to be any worse, since Valve weren't concerned with submission quality anyway... Now there's just so many more of them... :)

Thank you! :)

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This is not an automated message!

7 years ago
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Cool, neither is this! Bloop! :)

Thank you! :)

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Bump!

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Thank you! :)

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Bang bang bang!

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Bot bumping

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Thank you! :)

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Bump :^) !

7 years ago
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Thank you! :) And here, have a random thing... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRBUw_Ls2o :)

7 years ago
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Thank you for the great giveaways.
I draw my virtual hat from my virtual head. :)

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Thank you too! :)

7 years ago
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So, as you're a human

But... what about a cute little zergling ?
As for Steam Direct, I don't think it will change anything. But it's better than nothing I guess...

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I was already corrected by an owl, so maybe I should edit things... :) But I'm too lazy, didn't even change the bit about waiting for my Skyrim key... :) Oh well... :)

Looking at what passes for new games on Steam, I think Steam Direct is nothing. Just give us $100 and you're good... Bleah. :(

Thank you! :)

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Thank you so much !!
Bump

7 years ago
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Aha, it's Kirino, don't think you'd be interested in any of these... :) Hmm, just checked Steam, there's no "imouto" tag... :) Oh well... :)

Thank you! :)

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Your comment made my day :D

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Actually, with all the visual novels on Steam nowadays I was a little surprised there wasn't such a tag yet. I'm sure there must be some that would qualify, hmm...

Maybe if this were an actual game instead of Includes 7140 Steam Achievements ... Oh well... :)

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That'd be great. If Valve add more tag, it will be easier to find more games ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I actually don't like the developer of this game. They has stolen arts/screenshot from anime to put into their games. And this is not the first time they have done it.

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Hmm, somehow I'm not surprised to hear that... :( Seems like many of these garbage game "developers" copy stuff they found on the internet, which makes it ok somehow...

I also wonder how many of those Unity asset store copy+paste games paid for everything. :)

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More stuff, more beeping bumping!

7 years ago
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Still raining, still dreaming... :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0E6fLJixUs :)

Thank you! :)

7 years ago
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Cool, 4 hits into my Wishlist. Thank you for the GAs and have a nice day :)

7 years ago
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Only three in mine, not sure about that boobie game... :)

Thank you too! :)

7 years ago
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Thank you, kind sir, for such awesome giveaways!

7 years ago
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I could be lying about everything, and delete them at the last minute. You never know! :) But let's hope not... :)

Thank you too! :)

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