Not enough forum games around here, I always love reading the descriptions when I play this one. Basically you describe a game badly and people have to guess what it is. Please respect other peoples suggestions, try not to bump them away with your own. Similar premise to the guess the game thread, I'll start with an example.

Plumber breaks rocks with head, somehow doesn't get concussion.

Answer would be Mario. thanks for the corrections, Mario breaks rocks with his fist! The more you know!

Ok, with that, I'll start...

Blind unsupervised girl goes looking for stray cat.

EDIT: due to overwhelming response I wasn't expecting, please don't post a new reply until the previous question gets a response! Thanks for your participation! Winner gets to make next choice, if no response from the winner within the hour or the winner choose to pass then anyone can post. Again really don't want to regulate things too hard but want to make sure everyone gets a go!

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User Correct Guesses
adam1224 19
Adrian124 2
AmanoSukkiri 1
ArasWindaril 1
Asperyules 1
Atalante 1
BarefootMonkey 1
BloodyRo 2
blubbers 4
Ceebers 5
Creepsho 3
dakata 1
dantenemo 1
DontBeSilly 4
Dragoons 2
Dyna18 1
Fnord 1
Formidolosus 12
grez1 1
heavenhairsixes 1
heilurmes 1
Kletar 1
llewxam 1
lmxn 1
MaraKalat 1
Monofthedead 1
Montekrizt0 1
Moooo 2
Nanabanana 1
Psygineer 1
Quisty 2
ryuga 1
Scarwiz 2
shibabul 4
Skibby 2
SolidSnake3133 3
SpankyPie 1
Sundance85 5
talgaby 4
Thirteen13 1
Tyrogus 3
UlverHausu 2
Voidy 2
Wallister 5
Wolfedood 4
zelghadis 3

Credit for leaderboard goes to SaditicKitten <3

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You are playing as a gifted person that is trying to survive the apocalypse and using the old tunnel system as shelter.

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Metro 2033?

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You're playing a card game against an elder.

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The Elder Scrolls: Legends ?

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I like your way of thinking, but it's something else. ;)

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Tnx, close enough :).

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Hand of Fate?

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Yup, that's the one. :)

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That must be Messiah

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Secretly Hitler gets killed by living proof that white men can't jump

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Wallenstein 3D
(although I prefer the sequel where you kill the robot with Hitler's brain)

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yeah, but Wolfenstein 3D's Hitler isn't really secret, is he ?

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You're a spy on a covert mission... involving shooting lots of Nazis.... so you kinda suck at the covert part...

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Well, by "Secretly Hitler", I actually was referring to Master-D from the original Bionic Commando game. Who in the Japanese version is Actually Hitler, ressurected.

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Students find out rumors are becoming reality and accidentally resurrect Hitler.

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Persona 3 I think. (or maybe 2)

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It's the second.

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Nailed it.

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An RTS about people who died a long time ago and everyone in the future is running around, obsessing over tiny robots and using them as currency.

I'm not very good at explaining things poorly

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Happy cake day!

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Thank you! :D

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Wack A Mole with aliens and a crowbar.

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My first thought is halflife, but that doesn't fit the wack a mole

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We have a winner. I thought it would be funny to describe it that way. Worked, didn't it :P?

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Half Life?

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Indeed it is.

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Woo! The crowbar kinda did it for me, but I started laughing when I realized that I indeed played the game just like that - whacking aliens with the crowbar and saving the guns only for when absolutely needed.

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Happy cakeday ;)

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Thank you! <3

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It's the only right way to play it. :))

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Spoken like a true poet, my friend.

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You are too kind, it's my favorite game though so I'm slightly biased.

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<3

Happy Cake Day!

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Thank you! :D

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Our hero arrives at the meeting way too early and the council blames him for how things turn out. Now he's trying to find out who fooled him by giving him the wrong date.

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Darksiders!
(the first one)

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Yup. Good job. :)

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:D

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<3

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Boorish Chinese man is forced to share his body with the soul of a woman

Winner: BloodyRo

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Catherine?

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Nope, PC only :P

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Shadow Warrior 2?

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Late reply but yep! :)

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Dude wipes his feet on food and expects people to eat it. Also, he assaults anyone or anything that gets in his way.

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Burgertime - he "Assaults" the walking food with salt.

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Chewing Gum Snowball Simulator

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Katamari Damacy?

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Bingo!

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<3

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A father and son go on a journey to reconnect to the son's mother. The son assumes the identity of his mother's lover to get close to her. The mother's lover attacks the child. In the end, the family remain broken, lies are uncovered, but more questions arise.

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O_o I have no idea, but it sound like a really bad TV drama.. Or a really good drama movie.

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I'll reveal it soon, if no one else guesses.

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Super Mario Sunshine.

(Dad - Bowser / Son - Bowser Jr. / "Mom" - Peach / "Lover" - Mario)

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Your job is to do boring, but important paperwork every day. They don't pay you enough for this.

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Yup. :)

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A.k.a. Triage Simulator 2013. (at least on my skill level :D)

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Dude fights monsters while trying to find his daughter (she is not really his daughter)

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The Witcher

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yep

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Pinocchio with a gun cannibalizes other puppets who were only doing what they were made to do.

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Megaman (series)

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A child finds a cave full of monsters and decides either to befriend them or brutally murder them all.

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Undertale ?

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Yeah, sure.

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<3

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Undertale?
EDIT: Shit! 30seconds too late

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;)

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Uhhh... 7 Days to Die?

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<3

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Oh, hey there!

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Don't Starve

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no idea, is it 7 Days to Die?

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Our protagonist ends up in high school in which they don't belong. Now it's their job to find a love partner (they probably won't have kids).

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Hatoful Boyfriend
Or maybe Katawa Shoujo :P

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Hatoful Boyfriend. Well, that was fast. :)

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<3

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Noah didn't read the instructions
Now he needs to get rid of multiple Goats

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I think I know that one but I will wait a bit before solving so I don't snag all the easy ones :D

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Super 3-D Noah's Ark.

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correct!

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Has barrels in it with green goo that can go boom.

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I can only think of toxic waste barrels, so im going with Doom

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Yes. :-)

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<3

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Nuclear Throne ?

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It was Doom. ;-)

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These people don't stop sliding.

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Vanquish ?
Probably soon on a Steam Store in your vicinity :D

Welcome to our nice weird little corner of the internet by the way :D

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No, but nice try.
Nice to be here.

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Warframe?

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Still not quite what I was thinking off.
It was: Double Action: Boogaloo

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Foxy kid saves the world.

Hint: the kid has a rebel friend.

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Any JRPG ever?

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Nope, sorry.

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Star Fox?

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Nope, sorry.

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Galactic farming simulator

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No Mans Sky

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Not I was thinking of...
and I thought No Man's Sky has more exploration than farming...?

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Note to myself: Never trust the first thing that comes to your mind.

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Farming, referring to collecting certain items.
I'm not sure, but i think it's essential for the first few hours

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Oh.... I meant farming in the more traditional way. planting seeds, helping plants grow....

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Kind of a longshot but PixelJunk™ Nom Nom Galaxy ?

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xD Not what I was thinking of. But it has such a cute name.

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Indeed :D It's a fun, quirky little game about farming and automation too. I've only played 15 - 20 hours which is only the first stage / solar system but so far I enjoyed it a lot :)

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Starbound?

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Mmm... not what I was thinking :< I'm watching the Starbound game teaser on Steam. Is there farming involved?

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I think at least 60 hours of my 200 hours Starbound playtime were spend taking care and expanding my farm and trying to get new seeds for exotic plants to cook all the recipes :D

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Ohh nice :o And damn that's a lot of hours >.>

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That game has been my N°1 time assassin since an awesome person gifted it to me a few month ago :D
I had to go cold turkey recently because it's hard for me to play it responsibly.

It's Terraria all over again :(

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So good but takes so much time! :(

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Not necessarily. I think if you just stick to the main story it can be beaten in 40 - 60 hours but even though many people say they find building too limited in Terraria and Starbound (compared to Minecraft) I always spend lots of time building stuff and shaping the landscape near my HQ.

I think I'm just very susceptible to that kind of game :D

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And I find game that's over 6 hours for just the main story as long... >.>
I'm quite susceptible to that kind of game too. Had to kick myself very hard to stop playing stardew valley :x

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I have to get back to that game someday. I activated it from the Humble Monthly because I like farming and I find the graphics adorable but I never played a Harvest Moon game so I didn't know what I was getting into. So in the beginning I was a bit deterred by all the talking and how little farming I can do because I don't have money for seeds. But I think I'm near that point where the game starts to open up.

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I've never played a Harvest Moon type game before either. When I first watched the video of the game, I though "who on bloody Earth would enjoy spending their time digitally plowing through fields!?". Oh how wrong I was >.<

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As far as I know - though haven't played it yet :)

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Stardew Valley! Farming simulator and it takes place on a planet which is obviously somewhere in the galaxy!
Awesome logic from Kal ^^

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xD It looks pretty earthy to me.
I thought about describing Stardew Valley as "Move to the country side and make everyone go gay for you by materialistic gifts." But well... Probably not the best idea >.>

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Earth's a planet in a galaxy :p I honestly don't have any clue, one of the Mass Effect games had you farm materials from other planets, but that wasn't really the main focus. "Become a farmer so you can bribe people into liking you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", I like it.

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Also google says this: Stellaris Utopia.

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Read/watched video on Steam page. Still have no idea what the game is about >.>

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Me neither :p

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Slime Rancher?

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Darn. That's a good one. I'm thinking of plant farming though, not poop farming >.>|||

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Planetbase?

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oh, also a good one that I didn't know of. I guess my description is way too broad >.<

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Avorion?

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erm, no... Avorion looks a lot more than just farming... if there's farming.

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Guess I mistook farming for grinding ^^

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Starseed Pilgrim?

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Don't think that happens in space, but it's a goood guess x)

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Maybe Mass effect 2? My friend was always having fun of me when he saw me probing almost every possible planet just to get ship upgrades :)

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Um, a lot more pew pew than farming :P

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U can fuck everyone.

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Saints Row 4?

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The Witcher (1) ?

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Actually The Witcher Series, good job!

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Wasn't sure if the later ones have fixed partners but I heard the first has a lot of optional ones that can easily be missed (including Trading cards of whom you've already done) so that was my first guess.

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I was going to say Tiger Woods PGA Tour...

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golfing in Gabon :D

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Tiger Woods woods

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He uses his wood to get in all the holes, or so I've heard.

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<3

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You are in a dark place, everybody follows you and even though you are the only one with a weapon they can kill you.

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Devil Daggers?

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Yup.

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<3

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